PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Poor little fucker, I would end up taking him home because I would hate to think he had no one to care for him and would end up being put down, even though he's probably happy in his own little way. Eric baby. .that cat is an Internet star..he makes his owner like a million bazillion dollars a week shilling all kinds of merchandise Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: There are many lady panzers and ill admit I've done worse than ms Boyle. .it'd would have been rude to refuse and organ donation to a woman in need...I'm just that kinda guy Panzerknacker So a lady wants you to ram your organ up her, you oblige, am I right? Well your head must get stuck quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: So a lady wants you to ram your organ up her, you oblige, am I right? Well your head must get stuck quite a bit. When the birds and the bees are being discussed in class....you do know it's not really about birds n bees..don't ya? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Out of likes. I have cats, and would murder anyone who hurt them. One is a five week old kitten and still understands english better than Panzy. A house brick can understand English better than Panzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: A house brick can understand English better than Panzy. A house brick...even a broken painted one has more personality than you or mingers or wuggers combined Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: You really are dumb aren't you Panzerknacker Answer the question, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 36 minutes ago, Snatch said: A house brick can understand English better than Panzy. You're not wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Ape said: Answer the question, wanker. It's a bit too complicated for him to understand. You may beed to make it a bit more simple, like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 51 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Out of likes. I have cats, and would murder anyone who hurt them. One is a five week old kitten and still understands english better than Panzy. They can understand us a lot of the time, I've got a girl cat who answers to her name and comes when you call her, they understand 'get down' or 'off' when they're being little shits and trying to nick my dinner as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 51 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Out of likes. I have cats, and would murder anyone who hurt them. One is a five week old kitten and still understands english better than Panzy. They can understand us a lot of the time, I've got a girl cat who answers to her name and comes when you call her, they understand 'get down' or 'off' when they're being little shits and trying to nick my dinner as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They can understand us a lot of the time, I've got a girl cat who answers to her name and comes when you call her, they understand 'get down' or 'off' when they're being little shits and trying to nick my dinner as well. What's she called? (If you don't mind potentially sending Panzerknacker into a rant about personal information) Mine are George and Vimto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's she called? (If you don't mind potentially sending Panzerknacker into a rant about personal information) Mine are George and Vimto. She's called Tipsy, on account of being dark tortoiseshell all over with the tip of her tail ginger, she had a litter of 3 ginger boys, 2 went together to a good home and I kept the other one, he's called Marmalade. I thought one of yours was called Roadkill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's called Tipsy, on account of being dark tortoiseshell all over with the tip of her tail ginger, she had a litter of 3 ginger boys, 2 went together to a good home and I kept the other one, he's called Marmalade. I thought one of yours was called Roadkill? Punker's are both called Hinge & Bracket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: She's called Tipsy, on account of being dark tortoiseshell all over with the tip of her tail ginger, she had a litter of 3 ginger boys, 2 went together to a good home and I kept the other one, he's called Marmalade. I thought one of yours was called Roadkill? No I wanted to call George Roadkill but my cunt girlfriend at the time wouldn't let me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Oh for fuck sake. Here's a picture of a kitten, 'eavens: I'll show you another one once you start making fucking sense. Is that your kitten? How old is it? What's it's name? Does it take it up the shitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Is that your kitten? How old is it? What's it's name? Does it take it up the shitter? All the fucking time. Why do you think it looks so depressed? It's name is The Gimp. It's sleeping right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They can understand us a lot of the time, I've got a girl cat who answers to her name and comes when you call her, they understand 'get down' or 'off' when they're being little shits and trying to nick my dinner as well. Exactly. I have 5. Four adults and a kitten. One opens doors and fetches paper. Onr goes upstairs to bed when you tell him, the other reminds me of spunkers, hes always licking the other males arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No I wanted to call George Roadkill but my cunt girlfriend at the time wouldn't let me. Cats are for life, girlfriends should be discarded when they act the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 My cat has the ability to dig a hole, take a shit and cover it over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's she called? (If you don't mind potentially sending Panzerknacker into a rant about personal information) Mine are George and Vimto. Mine in order are Rafa, Mickey and Sasha ( bro and sis) Daisy, and Daisies kid, Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Fuck's sake. I had to check I hadn't accidentally typed 'Pets at home for mongs' instead of 'cuntscorner'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: Exactly. I have 5. Four adults and a kitten. One opens doors and fetches paper. Onr goes upstairs to bed when you tell him, the other reminds me of spunkers, hes always lickibg the other males arse. I've got 3 indoors and 2 strays I feed outdoors, the girl stray is feral and won't come indoors, the male stray was abandoned by some people down the road, he would come in, trouble is, he's a total badass and would terrorise my 3, he attacks dogs for fucks sake! He had a fight with a fox last year and foxy legged it after a minute or two, he's soppy with humans though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Fuck's sake. I had to check I hadn't accidentally typed 'Pets at home for mongs' instead of 'cuntscorner'. No one gives a shit that you don't like pussy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Fuck's sake. I had to check I hadn't accidentally typed 'Pets at home for mongs' instead of 'cuntscorner'. I'm sure there are some bestiality specialist perv sites you can visit to satisfy your sexually deviant tendencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got 3 indoors and 2 strays I feed outdoors, the girl stray is feral and won't come indoors, the male stray was abandoned by some people down the road, he would come in, trouble is, he's a total badass and would terrorise my 3, he attacks dogs for fucks sake! He had a fight with a fox last year and foxy legged it after a minute or two, he's soppy with humans though. Sasha and mickeys mum got killed, she was ours as well, Rafa is the uncle, Daisy we got at 9 mth old was pregnant, and was ran over at 3 mnths old, has rods in her back legs. The owner was going to dump her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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