ratcum Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Bright eyes, burning like fire Bright eyes, how can you close and fail? How can the light that burned so brightly Suddenly burn so pale? Fuckin parsnips Ratty, that's how!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if the Otterman Empire had been run by actual otters! I reckon Gallipoli wouldn't have been half as fucked up as it was. I mean... otters! Fuckin hell Rat, you could write a book about it. Otters sat on ottoman chairs reading "Ring of Bright Water" and singing "Bright Eyes" Tarka look at the bigger parsnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if the Otterman Empire had been run by actual otters! I reckon Gallipoli wouldn't have been half as fucked up as it was. I mean... otters! Fuckin hell Rat, you could write a book about it. Otters sat on ottoman chairs reading "Ring of Bright Water" and singing "Bright Eyes" ... or the Hittites, buy Tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tarka look at the bigger parsnip. looney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: ... or the Hittites, buy Tits? twerp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: twerp ... Idiot. That would have been the Ant's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: twerp Ugli fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Ugli fruit. More like a Jelly-Tot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: looney Galaxy class Cod slurper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 2:56 PM, Punkape said: You effectively have a monarchy and a class system wherever you go and under whatever regime. The British system isn't perfect but probably one of the best and if necessary I will fight and die defending it.So would the vast majority of the people of these Isles.Islam in this country is starting to corrupt and dismantle and impose on the British way of life. It either modernises superfast or it should be fucked off along with its followers and Mosques bulldozed. It's necessary, right now... come on then cunt, do the decent thing, put your head on the block like you promised.... Oh yes.. pics or didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 8:48 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Show yourself Quincy you mother fucker, I've got a turtles head with your name on it! Hopefully someone's beaten the pointy shoe-wearing cunt to death with a for sale sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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