Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Well, call me a cunt but what is the point of this yachting lark and the idiots that call themselves sailors? Stupid Lycra-wearing fuckers, chasing about on the rigging. going this way & that, and then woe betide me, half of 'em start peddlin' on bikes! It's a right old palaver if you ask me, and lets face it, you cannot tell me that they are all on the right boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Like golf and football, sailing is for poofs and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Like golf and football, sailing is for poofs and irons. Its not even a proper boat! Where's the anchor, depth chargers & poop deck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Its not even a proper boat! Where's the anchor, depth chargers & poop deck? Can't answer for anchor or charges, however I am rather certain Punky has claimed the term poop deck as a name for his lower back where his gay lovers wipe their cocks after gaping his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Can't answer for anchor or charges, however I am rather certain Punky has claimed the term poop deck as a name for his lower back where his gay lovers wipe their cocks after gaping his arse. That's more than just an interesting observation, given that Punker's has gone on the run. I'd wager that his local Port is awash with Seamen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 I stopped watching shit like this when I found out that Captain Pugwash didn't have a risque sounding crewman, Punkers the Backscuttling mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: I stopped watching shit like this when I found out that Captain Pugwash didn't have a risque sounding crewman, Punkers the Backscuttling mong. Why do these posts turn up when I have no likes left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Why do these posts turn up when I have no likes left. Is it God's way of stopping you making yourself look an even bigger cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it God's way of stopping you making yourself look an even bigger cunt? I believe a golfing member enjoyed 2 weeks just tied to a buoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Is it God's way of stopping you making yourself look an even bigger cunt? I very much doubt it, he's been trying it for years and hasn't succeeded yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Its not even a proper boat! Where's the anchor, depth chargers & poop deck? Looking at that picture, if I was on it when the fucker lifted up, there'd be plenty of my poop on that deck I can tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looking at that picture, if I was on it when the fucker lifted up, there'd be plenty of my poop on that deck I can tell thee. Then you'd proceed to stealing every piece of hardware on the lot and sell it for whatever you can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looking at that picture, if I was on it when the fucker lifted up, there'd be plenty of my poop on that deck I can tell thee. What about the crows nest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 31 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: What about the crows nest? Never you mind about my crows nest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Never you mind about my crows nest Caw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Sailing is for poofs and irons as I hope one of you cunts has already established. Punkers is a keen sailor, well at least he has access to plenty of seamen, most of it west Africa. He also spends a lot of time in the docks but don't ask him about the ships as he never gets to see them whilst bent over getting his back doors smashed in for a fiver, the fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sailing is for poofs and irons as I hope one of you cunts has already established. Punkers is a keen sailor, well at least he has access to plenty of seamen, most of it west Africa. He also spends a lot of time in the docks but don't ask him about the ships as he never gets to see them whilst bent over getting his back doors smashed in for a fiver, the fucking poof! Good Work, Stubbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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