Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: jesus had a nob He had five nobs, and two fishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: jesus had a nob By Roman accounts, he was well-hung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: By Roman accounts, he was well-hung. It took him 3 days to get a reserection though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It took him 3 days to get a reserection though. He came again at Easter, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He came again at Easter, I believe. He's still sexually active to this day. Millions of Christians swallow his bollocks every Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's still sexually active to this day. Millions of Christians swallow his bollocks every Sunday. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake. It's unfair eric. I put on a stone and half when I was pregnant and ended up with more tram lines than blackpool seafront. Even Neil wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It's unfair eric. I put on a stone and half when I was pregnant and ended up with more tram lines than blackpool seafront. Even Neil wouldn't. Yes he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Any hole's a goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 14 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Punker's has trouble with his gland That's what piercings do, Pen. He went the whole hog and so is not just equipped with a Prince Albert, but also a Princess Beatrice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Describes herself as 'Bubbly' on dating websites. By all accounts, she's got THREE fannys! All of 'em were stitched-up so that she's no longer fucked left right & centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 18 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd wager she's got skid marks. Lots of skid marks. I suspect her skids were lost up arse crack many moons ago and could only be removed with hammer and chisel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Any hole's a goal Fuck her right in the belly button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 I think this fire/compensation shit is heavily biased towards the lower classes. I burnt over 40 Rothmans Superkings at the weekend, and no cunt is offering me compensation. Seeing as fags are nearly £7.50 a packet that's almost 15 quid, roughly the same value as the worldly possessions of a Grenfell resident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think this fire/compensation shit is heavily biased towards the lower classes. I burnt over 40 Rothmans Superkings at the weekend, and no cunt is offering me compensation. Seeing as fags are nearly £7.50 a packet that's almost 15 quid, roughly the same value as the worldly possessions of a Grenfell resident. Errrm... Could you not smoke like the Grenfellers did? Or rather puff through a Hookha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think this fire/compensation shit is heavily biased towards the lower classes. I burnt over 40 Rothmans Superkings at the weekend, and no cunt is offering me compensation. Seeing as fags are nearly £7.50 a packet that's almost 15 quid, roughly the same value as the worldly possessions of a Grenfell resident. Spare a thought for that Gay Forks. He gets burnt to a crisp every year and has to support himself by hanging around on the street with some pikey kids and begging for change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On Friday, July 07, 2017 at 11:29 AM, Neil said: Any hole's a goal And I reckon there's a whole lot of hole. I heard Gobby gave up running because of the sound of applause from her groin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And I reckon there's a whole lot of hole. I heard Gobby gave up running because of the sound of applause from her groin. Cheeky cunt, I heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Cheeky cunt, I heard that. I heard it too. That's one loud groin that you've got on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 I see they've identified another victim, described by the people that knew him as "independent". What? A 50 year old still living with their mum. Sorry comes to mind. 'Language Timothy, you little fucking cunt' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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