Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Totally and utterly bent. Big blokes following around an even bigger bloke, all wearing sequinned hoodies with the bigger bloke's name on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Totally and utterly bent. Big blokes following around an even bigger bloke, all wearing sequinned hoodies with the bigger bloke's name on. Can you imagine Drew's entourage? Bald, toothless and piss-soaked, beige little bores wearing nappies and following around a hairless geriatric with a set of bungalow keys wedged up it's arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 None of these fighters come from East Angular. The pain of striking a relative is too much for the little loves to bear so unable to afford to travel 50 miles to fresh gene pools, the Norfolkeers turn to gay bars and train spotting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Potato II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Potato II Were you part of Eddie's entourage in the pub car park? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Were you part of Eddie's entourage in the pub car park? lol. Is that the rumble where he was with a mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Were you part of Eddie's entourage in the pub car park? lol. Sadly not, please don't shoot the messenger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Can you imagine Drew's entourage? Bald, toothless and piss-soaked, beige little bores wearing nappies and following around a hairless geriatric with a set of bungalow keys wedged up it's arsehole. What on earth is going on with Stubby Pecker? He's pissed over the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Sadly not, please don't shoot the messenger. Dolt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 21 minutes ago, Frank said: What on earth is going on with Stubby Pecker? He's pissed over the lot of you. Stubby is the real deal. He has single handedly destroyed every single heavyweight on this site, you and I included. Rules apply to every member apart from him, Roops dares not confront him over his transgressions, and he has the power to indulge vendettas without any risk of censorship from her. Roops knows that to ban him would result in uproar and a spectacular drop in site traffic, so thankfully allows him to continue being the best on here. I'm nailing my colours to his mast,I know a winner when I see one, he bestrides the corner like the colossus of Rhodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 This is a nonsense. I'll deal with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 oh fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: This is a nonsense. I'll deal with it. LoL. You couldn't deal a scaffold board, and you're a really shit dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: oh fuck Pen, I've never felt this way before. You make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, Frank said: This is a nonsense. I'll deal with it. How's your cancer coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: LoL. You couldn't deal a scaffold board, and you're a really shit dancer. Stay out of it drew, you little drip.. I don't even know who you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: How's your cancer coming along? Good of you to ask, ape.. thank you. I'm almost up to 20k on stem cell therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 That has to be the biggest waste of money in human history, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Frank said: This is a nonsense. I'll deal with it. I'm as surprised as you. He hasn't got the endurance of Ding, the panache of Withers and is nowhere near as erudite as Jazz, but he has got that hirsute ginger, horse faced slag wrapped around his finger. What more can we do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: That has to be the biggest waste of money in human history, surely? You're a funny little man, ape. I don't know how much longer I have, but I'd like to think that I've entertained you over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You're a funny little man, ape. I don't know how much longer I have, but I'd like to think that I've entertained you over the years. Hope is a wonderful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: You're a funny little man, ape. I don't know how much longer I have, but I'd like to think that I've entertained you over the years. Don't flatter yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm as surprised as you. He hasn't got the endurance of Ding, the panache of Withers and is nowhere near as erudite as Jazz, but he has got that hirsute ginger, horse faced slag wrapped around his finger. What more can we do? As with everything in life, Decimus, timing is key. If anyone's going to sort this fucking awful mess, it will be me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Pen, I've never felt this way before. You make me fucking sick. Is it the radium water that I gave you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: As with everything in life, Decimus, timing is key. If anyone's going to sort this fucking awful mess, it will be me . Sounds exactly the sort of thing a mid wife would say at your birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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