Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I don't know or care if this is a new phenomenon, but whilst searching online for some assistance on a network related problem, I kept finding links to videos of cunts getting things out of boxes. Phones, printers, tablets, televisions - the list is endless. It appears that for just about anything that comes in some form of box, somecunt has made a video of it being unpacked. Am I missing the point, or is this a load of utter fucking bollocks? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Its "Unboxing Day". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 50 minutes ago, Ape said: I don't know or care if this is a new phenomenon, but whilst searching online for some assistance on a network related problem, I kept finding links to videos of cunts getting things out of boxes. Phones, printers, tablets, televisions - the list is endless. It appears that for just about anything that comes in some form of box, somecunt has made a video of it being unpacked. Am I missing the point, or is this a load of utter fucking bollocks? Fuck off. Good nom. I know how a box works and don't need some cunt, normally from America or India,to show me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I bet you'd fucking love it if some sad twat filmed themselves opening an Airfix kit of the Airwolf helicopter........Fuck, I think I've just given you a shit idea to go with your shit nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet you'd fucking love it if some sad twat filmed themselves opening an Airfix kit of the Airwolf helicopter........Fuck, I think I've just given you a shit idea to go with your shit nom. Looks like Drew has been hitting it hard today. Makes a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet you'd fucking love it if some sad twat filmed themselves opening an Airfix kit of the Airwolf helicopter........Fuck, I think I've just given you a shit idea to go with your shit nom. Many a true word... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Many a true word... For he is the Kwisatz Haderach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Many a true word... The disturbing thing is you actually went and found one. Or was it on your YouTube favourite list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Unboxing. I saw the title and thought it was about a politically correct form of pugilism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Laffin..unbox a photovoltaic sensor primed to 5 ounces of semtex. .that'd be a larf..couple of million views at least Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I remember unboxing a Christmas present. The box was empty. I was the proud owner of an Action Man Deserter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin..unbox a photovoltaic sensor primed to 5 ounces of semtex. .that'd be a larf..couple of million views at least Panzerknacker At least 6 million., if you were doing the unboxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I honestly don't know what is sadder, the fact that some mong has made a video of himself taking something out of a box or that he has got such low self esteem that he went out and bought a toy helicopter in the first place. Ape, is his chopper bigger than yours. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I honestly don't know what is sadder, the fact that some mong has made a video of himself taking something out of a box or that he has got such low self esteem that he went out and bought a toy helicopter in the first place. Ape, is his chopper bigger than yours. Lol. I'm fairly confident his liver is a lot smaller than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm fairly confident his liver is a lot smaller than yours. I'm very confident that he's never had a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm very confident that he's never had a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. And I'm equally confident that you haven't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 34 minutes ago, Manky said: I remember unboxing a Christmas present. The box was empty. I was the proud owner of an Action Man Deserter. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Au contraire Stringfellow Hawke, I've had so many that Decs couldn't count them on his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 37 minutes ago, Manky said: I remember unboxing a Christmas present. The box was empty. I was the proud owner of an Action Man Deserter. Did the box smell of garlic and cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: I don't know or care if this is a new phenomenon, but whilst searching online for some assistance on a network related problem, I kept finding links to videos of cunts getting things out of boxes. Phones, printers, tablets, televisions - the list is endless. It appears that for just about anything that comes in some form of box, somecunt has made a video of it being unpacked. Am I missing the point, or is this a load of utter fucking bollocks? Fuck off. Good nom. I sometimes check out review videos on YouTube before buying something, only to watch some cunt (often a Yank) take 10 minutes to unbox and then not actually use the product. They should be gassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Good nom. I sometimes check out review videos on YouTube before buying something, only to watch some cunt (often a Yank) take 10 minutes to unbox and then not actually use the product. They should be gassed Praise indeed. I'm deeply rattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 The missus watches these. YouTube personalities unboxing handbags, clothes, gadgets and other such shit. Mandatory "hiiiiii guys" at the start of every video by some young dumb and full of cum fashion vlogger. Some of these YouTube wankers actually make hundreds of thousands of pounds a year from millions of views. Un-fucking-believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: The missus watches these. YouTube personalities unboxing handbags, clothes, gadgets and other such shit. Mandatory "hiiiiii guys" at the start of every video by some young dumb and full of cum fashion vlogger. Some of these YouTube wankers actually make hundreds of thousands of pounds a year from millions of views. Un-fucking-believable. Yes, I've been looking into this nonsense, and unpacking shit seems to be highly lucrative. As you say: un-fucking-believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I had a box filled and a lid put on it on Monday 22nd December 1986. The box wasn't opened on Christmas day though as my father was in the box and we had buried him on Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I had a box filled and a lid put on it on Monday 22nd December 1986. The box wasn't opened on Christmas day though as my father was in the box and we had buried him on Christmas Eve. Riiiiiiiiight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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