Guest Snatch Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And it would be breakin' the law. At least it would be made of British Steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: You will be pleased to learn that Frank died this afternoon. Could the person who runs this ghastly operation please delete his account. Absolutely devastated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Conky episode. Easily the best for me. Also mentioned in the original movie. "Hey look -- It's Patrick Swayze and Raveen!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And it would be breakin' the law. of gawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: of gawd If your Ford Fiesta did become one with Rob Halford, I wonder if driving it slowly in reverse would cause a stupid fucking American to shoot himself in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Admin said: Absolutely devastated. Bereavement services are available anytime. They serve drinks and Hors D'oeuvres for occasions like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Bereavement services are available anytime. They serve drinks and Hors D'oeuvres for occasions like this. The musics sorted, 'Celebrate good times' by Kool and the gang, followed by Ken Dodds' 'Happiness'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Rot In Piss fwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Frank said: You will be pleased to learn that Frank died this afternoon. Could the person who runs this ghastly operation please delete his account. Dyed his wig ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Also mentioned in the original movie. "Hey look -- It's Patrick Swayze and Raveen!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If your Ford Fiesta did become one with Rob Halford, I wonder if driving it slowly in reverse would cause a stupid fucking American to shoot himself in the face. oh gawd (why did I say "of gawd" first time?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: oh gawd (why did I say "of gawd" first time?) I have no fucking idea. You're not normal, but bless you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And it would be breakin' the law. Would it be freewheel burning when it was heading out to the highway, while looking for a shot of glory going hell bent for leather under blood red skies? I suppose some heads are gonna roll for this load of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Admin said: Absolutely devastated. How "dead" is Frank .. do you think that he will "rise again"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have no fucking idea. You're not normal, but bless you anyway. Gordon Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 On 07/09/2017 at 4:00 PM, Jiggerycock said: Ditto in sport. Any sportsman described as 'a character' would be 'the boring one' on a night out with the rest of us, but because he, ooooh can fit a whole lemon under his own foreskin (and will at the drop of a hat) say, he's received the aforementioned soubriquet. Absolutely. Can you remember Steve Harrison, erstwhile England coach under the late, gre..er, mediocre Graham Taylor? His party piece was to perch on the edge of a wardrobe and expertly shit into a cup on the floor. John Barnes reckoned it boosted team morale no end. Naturally the FA sacked the dirty cunt. If I'm not mistaken Millwall and Crystal Palace sacked him for the same reason. If anything sums up the lamentable state of coaching in this country surely it's valuing the ability to shit in a cup off a wardrobe above actually coaching football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Absolutely. Can you remember Steve Harrison, erstwhile England coach under the late, gre..er, mediocre Graham Taylor? His party piece was to perch on the edge of a wardrobe and expertly shit into a cup on the floor. John Barnes reckoned it boosted team morale no end. Naturally the FA sacked the dirty cunt. If I'm not mistaken Millwall and Crystal Palace sacked him for the same reason. If anything sums up the lamentable state of coaching in this country surely it's valuing the ability to shit in a cup off a wardrobe above actually coaching football. Harrison missed the cup once in the dressing room, olly. Graham Taylor walked in and yelled "who's shit on the floor?" Emil Heskey piped up "me, boss, but I'm not too bad in the air." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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