Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Every ghost that's hunted or haunted on TV only shows up at night. In the fucking dark. Why? If I was a fucking ghost i would be scribbling fucking lotto numbers on mirrors and trying to find ways to kill the bastards I hate. Why the dark, the one thing that most people fineed scary when alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 It gives rip off scouse cunts like Derek Acorah a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 27 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Every ghost that's hunted or haunted on TV only shows up at night. In the fucking dark. Why? If I was a fucking ghost i would be scribbling fucking lotto numbers on mirrors and trying to find ways to kill the bastards I hate. Why the dark, the one thing that most people fineed scary when alive? I suspect that you might be a "ghost". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 A poor imitation of William T.D. Stickers, the Real McCoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A poor imitation of William T.D. Stickers, the Real McCoy. Well fuck me sideways for not checking your paranoid medicines before making a nom. Is repetition one of your Trigger points? Does the postman's knock make you fart and shite yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Well fuck me sideways for not checking your paranoid medicines before making a nom. Is repetition one of your Trigger points? Does the postman's knock make you fart and shite yourself? Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 30 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Cunt said: I suspect that you might be a "ghost". No, "a floating ember in the fire, dancing and filling the room with joy was brought to foul means by papa, he hated the Jews and he showed it" EL Mencho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: No, "a floating ember in the fire, dancing and filling the room with joy was brought to foul means by papa, he hated the Jews and he showed it" EL Mencho This is the same tedious shit that Frank the Ming seems to have a penchant for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: This is the same tedious shit that Frank the Ming seems to have a penchant for. Bring it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: This is the same tedious shit that Frank the Ming seems to have a penchant for. How is this shit? Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Bring it on Nah, I don't fence with pissed up wankers. Have another slug and go clean your gun, with a bit of luck you'll forget about the one in the chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: How is this shit? Go lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Nah, I don't fence with pissed up wankers. Have another slug and go clean your gun, with a bit of luck you'll forget about the one in the chamber. Acdc. BuggerLugs. What's gan.on. stupid. Fuckin.cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Acdc. BuggerLugs. What's gan.on. stupid. Fuckin.cunt. Goodnight, sleep tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Goodnight, sleep tight. Gnomesayin muthafugga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Goodnight, sleep tight. You are drunk.FAC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 28 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Nah, I don't fence with pissed up wankers. Have another slug and go clean your gun, with a bit of luck you'll forget about the one in the chamber. Fence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 44 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Nah, I don't fence with pissed up wankers. Have another slug and go clean your gun, with a bit of luck you'll forget about the one in the chamber. I can think of a perfect firearm for him. Do your thing @Wizardsleeve. A picture of the 'specially adapted' Magnum please. I don't think Buggerlugs has seen your gun collection yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can think of a perfect firearm for him. Do your thing @Wizardsleeve. A picture of the 'specially adapted' Magnum please. I don't think Buggerlugs has seen your gun collection yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Thank you Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 What a blithering display of utter fuckwittery. The search function is there for a reason. I have to hand it to bill on this one. Rastus you are shit. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 I bet some cunt has a sore head this morning; and if their posts are anything to go by, a sore arse too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Notlob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Notlob Wanderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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