Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 So some fucking twat motorcyclist interested in stunt riding was getting in a bit of practice on the M6, just doing the usual stuff like wheelies at 70mph, speeding at about 115mph and taking his rucksack off to get his camera to take a selfie, also at 70mph. Oh by the way said fucking idiot us originally from Poland but that is irrelevant, right? The point of the nom though is the fucking cunt of a police force where, and I quote, "such dangerous riding will not be tolerated on our roads". No? Then how come you cunts got a film lasting 16 whole fucking minutes of this dangerous riding. You can travel about 30 miles in 16 minutes at 115mph so fuck knows how many innocent members of the public were unnecessarily exposed to this hazard. It's as though the cunts were waiting for something to happen. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 This is dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 I don't know what to say, so I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So some fucking twat motorcyclist interested in stunt riding was getting in a bit of practice on the M6, just doing the usual stuff like wheelies at 70mph, speeding at about 115mph and taking his rucksack off to get his camera to take a selfie, also at 70mph. Oh by the way said fucking idiot us originally from Poland but that is irrelevant, right? The point of the nom though is the fucking cunt of a police force where, and I quote, "such dangerous riding will not be tolerated on our roads". No? Then how come you cunts got a film lasting 16 whole fucking minutes of this dangerous riding. You can travel about 30 miles in 16 minutes at 115mph so fuck knows how many innocent members of the public were unnecessarily exposed to this hazard. It's as though the cunts were waiting for something to happen. Fucking cunts. I take it that the little rascal was let off with a slapped wrist? I only ask because of your display of vitriolic outrage. Why, you yourself were filmed this July by the Old Bill for the 16 minutes it took you to travel 120 ft, and were given 300 hours community service. Caught bang to rights as you swerved in and out of traffic on your mobility scooter, pissed out of your fucking face, waving a bottle of Frosty Jacks and screaming incoherently about Pudsey Bear and the NSPCC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I don't know what to say, so I won't. I liked that so much I've given you a like. Keep it up. Preferably forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I liked that so much I've given you a like. Keep it up. Preferably forever. I'm the gift that keeps on giving. I hate gifts, so I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: I take it that the little rascal was let off with a slapped wrist? I only ask because of your display of vitriolic outrage. Why, you yourself were filmed this July by the Old Bill for the 16 minutes it took you to travel 120 ft, and were given 300 hours community service. Caught bang to rights as you swerved in and out of traffic on your mobility scooter, pissed out of your fucking face, waving a bottle of Frosty Jacks and screaming incoherently about Pudsey Bear and the NSPCC. That's right you socialist, tie dye shirt and plimsoll wearing pansy. What's been happening in the theatre of dreams that is your miserable existence at a local authority today, you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: That's right you socialist, tie dye shirt and plimsoll wearing pansy. What's been happening in the theatre of dreams that is your miserable existence at a local authority today, you cunt? It's been quite eventful actually, Drew. I've been liaising with adult social services regarding a referral in the Heartsease area. Apparently concern has been raised regarding a shrivelled little bald cunt who lives in squalor in a one bed social housing bungalow. Reports indicate that he has been chucking his own faeces at the escalators in Castle Mall, screaming bathmophobic abuse and headbutting the bottom steps impotently with his tiny little peanut head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been quite eventful actually, Drew. I've been liaising with adult social services regarding a referral in the Heartsease area. Apparently concern has been raised regarding a shrivelled little bald cunt who lives in squalor in a one bed social housing bungalow. Reports indicate that he has been chucking his own faeces at the escalators in Castle Mall, screaming bathmophobic abuse and headbutting the bottom steps impotently with his tiny little peanut head. Presumably, in the spirit of the local authority, you were unable to do fuck all to help the poor little cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So some fucking twat motorcyclist interested in stunt riding was getting in a bit of practice on the M6, just doing the usual stuff like wheelies at 70mph, speeding at about 115mph and taking his rucksack off to get his camera to take a selfie, also at 70mph. Oh by the way said fucking idiot us originally from Poland but that is irrelevant, right? The point of the nom though is the fucking cunt of a police force where, and I quote, "such dangerous riding will not be tolerated on our roads". No? Then how come you cunts got a film lasting 16 whole fucking minutes of this dangerous riding. You can travel about 30 miles in 16 minutes at 115mph so fuck knows how many innocent members of the public were unnecessarily exposed to this hazard. It's as though the cunts were waiting for something to happen. Fucking cunts. The cunt barely has rudimentary skills and I suspect the cops followed him for so long cos they couldn't believe how shit he was at wheelies, if he'd pulled a decent one they might've left him alone. Anyway, I don't know what the fuss is about, 115mph isn't even approaching dangerous, fuck me, even Mrs. Lugs regularly filters at 110 whilst pulling a wheelie and eating her elevenses pork pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Presumably, in the spirit of the local authority, you were unable to do fuck all to help the poor little cunt? The Union prohibits any sort of positive results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I liked that so much I've given you a like. Keep it up. Preferably forever. Please keep up with wicked little retorts like this. Preferably forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The Union prohibits any sort of positive results. What's with this Somerville pin up photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: What's with this Somerville pin up photo? I can't remember now. I was cained one night on here and Bronski Beat came up. I changed my avatar and refuse to change it back until I remember why I fagged it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Not sure that's sufficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: So some fucking twat motorcyclist interested in stunt riding was getting in a bit of practice on the M6, just doing the usual stuff like wheelies at 70mph, speeding at about 115mph and taking his rucksack off to get his camera to take a selfie, also at 70mph. Oh by the way said fucking idiot us originally from Poland but that is irrelevant, right? The point of the nom though is the fucking cunt of a police force where, and I quote, "such dangerous riding will not be tolerated on our roads". No? Then how come you cunts got a film lasting 16 whole fucking minutes of this dangerous riding. You can travel about 30 miles in 16 minutes at 115mph so fuck knows how many innocent members of the public were unnecessarily exposed to this hazard. It's as though the cunts were waiting for something to happen. Fucking cunts. He must have been on a 'watch list', and therefore free to do exactly as he fucking pleases, until some innocent lives have been lost, and then the police heroically swoop down and save the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't remember now. I was cained one night on here and Bronski Beat came up. I changed my avatar and refuse to change it back until I remember why I fagged it up. There's a definite subliminal message here Dex. Embrace it, then rip it's arse to shreds or whatever it is the gays do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think the idiot has been jailed and banned for 28 months The ban to start when he is released. As nobody got hurt it seems a little harsh to jail him. In 1996 I had the record for the highest recorded motorcycle speed ticket (126 mph) in West Sussex which I held for about 14 months, only got done for speeding as it was an empty road and I was only risking myself, police helicopter filmed it all. I do not wheelie bikes on the road as that is asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 58 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I think the idiot has been jailed and banned for 28 months The ban to start when he is released. As nobody got hurt it seems a little harsh to jail him. In 1996 I had the record for the highest recorded motorcycle speed ticket (126 mph) in West Sussex which I held for about 14 months, only got done for speeding as it was an empty road and I was only risking myself, police helicopter filmed it all. I do not wheelie bikes on the road as that is asking for it. Evel Knoakesie. Fuck me, Alf, you really are a stupendous idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, FRANK said: Evel Knoakesie. Fuck me, Alf, you really are a stupendous idiot. Drew has been on this site since the summer of 2015. Can you explain to me how the fucking idiot has not once appeared on your radar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Drew has been on this site since the summer of 2015. Can you explain to me how the fucking idiot has not once appeared on your radar? I find people without stairs rather intimidating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, FRANK said: Evel Knoakesie. Fuck me, Alf, you really are a stupendous idiot. Yes, it cost me a lot of money, my job and my license for 6 months. So yes, idiot is a good description. You really should fuck off and die like you keep promising. Such a has been, a nobody, a shit dancer and bald wig wearing cunt. You delusional tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yes, it cost me a lot of money, my job and my license for 6 months. So yes, idiot is a good description. You really should fuck off and die like you keep promising. Such a has been, a nobody, a shit dancer and bald wig wearing cunt. You delusional tool. I'm going to stick my neck out on this one , Alf. Snatch aside, you must be the thickest member the site has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, FRANK said: I'm going to stick my neck out on this one , Alf. Snatch aside, you must be the thickest member the site has ever seen. No, you beat me on that front every time. Stick your neck out of a moving train window. I want you dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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