Daniella Hirst

[Guest 'eavensabove]

17 minutes ago, Neil said:

I think Liz Hurley just about scrapes into this category,if she would just shut the fuck up for a minute I would ride it like Grand National winner.Helen Mirren circa mid 70's wouldn't be able to sit down for a week either

Helen fucking Mirren?  More like a Grand National horse with a pheasant shoved up her cunt if you want my opinion, which you don't, so fuck off.

Bo Derek, was a Grand National winner! That's for sure.

 

Edited September 23, 2017 by 'eavensabove
Derek Nimmo was a cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Did she happen to mention that time that me, her and Kylie Minogue all got pissed on Babycham and ended up having a threesome on Keanu's bed while Michael Douglas filmed it?

She did. And she mentioned that you sucked old Mikey off as a treat. But I promise I won't tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me Skip. 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

I was saying the self same thing to old Elizabeth Windsor and the Duke of Kent only yesterday.

That was Barbara Windsor, Pen. And it was at the Duke of Kent in Faversham, remember? You haven't been taking your ritalin have you? 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

I think Liz Hurley just about scrapes into this category,if she would just shut the fuck up for a minute I would ride it like Grand National winner.Helen Mirren circa mid 70's wouldn't be able to sit down for a week either

Helen Mirren was the sexiest female that ever walked the earth. She still was, well into her 50s. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Helen Mirren was the sexiest female that ever walked the earth. She still was, well into her 50s. 

Watching her as a professional retired assassin in RED...gave me the horn.  

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Watching her as a professional retired assassin in RED...gave me the horn.  

Yeah, she's become a Super-gilf.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yeah, she's become a Super-gilf.

Just something about a hot woman with great tits and a sniper rifle.  

[Guest Snatch]

4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

The prob with Snatch, I assume, is that he is jealous. Jealous of not having had a life. I would have to had/have very inventive mind to have made-up what I say, and I've no reason or cause to 'brag' about my endeavours to anybody. Snitch, has a habit of disagreeing with anything, whether it be right or wrong, and that Gyps, is about all. As for me? I've done what I have done, do what I do and am proud of it. "Most" of the so-called famous people that I have met have been ass-holes, but not all of them, and there are certainly more than I who have met and or worked for these people too... He should get over it, and like I say, get some kind of life for himself. 

I do not get jealous of anyone about anything. I especially would not get jealous of an anonymous prick on a website. 

People who bore the fuck out of others with tales of their "interesting lives with famous people" are bad enough but those, like you, who make it up are even worse.

You say you have no reason to brag but what is it you do on here? You've worked for famous people, you tell celebrities to shove their jobs up their arse, built amazing cars at the age of 12,and the best one, you've saved a whole tower block of people from burning alive by raising the alarm. And that's not bragging? 

Fuck off Jazz, you've always been full of shit and you always will be.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Helen Mirren was the sexiest female that ever walked the earth. She still was, well into her 50s. 

That is not necessarily true. 

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

That is not necessarily true. 

That's quite enough of your cyborg porn collection thank you.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 minutes ago, Snatch said:

I do not get jealous of anyone about anything. I especially would not get jealous of an anonymous prick on a website. 

People who bore the fuck out of others with tales of their "interesting lives with famous people" are bad enough but those, like you, who make it up are even worse.

You say you have no reason to brag but what is it you do on here? You've worked for famous people, you tell celebrities to shove their jobs up their arse, built amazing cars at the age of 12,and the best one, you've saved a whole tower block of people from burning alive by raising the alarm. And that's not bragging? 

Fuck off Jazz, you've always been full of shit and you always will be.

Oh dear me. You fucking idiot.  I merely answer some posts, on topic with facts. Not fiction, not bragging, just mentioning facts as do many others on here. It is also a fact, that you cannot deal with it, and that, you fucking idiot, is yet another fact, which you factually go on and on about like a fucking old women.  Built cars at the age of 12? I don't think so, but as for the rest (that you have permently impregnated into that flatus-head of yours) is fact. Get over it, for nothing can alter or change it.

I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many many times.

There you go. I've almost done your homework for you...  Or perhaps you would care to search exhibitors at Goodwood Revival?  Where again you will find me... Or how about looking-up the tower block in Herne Hill, London. You know the one, where I raised the alarm. After all Snitch, it was also featured in South London Press, at the time... How many more clues does a flatus-headed cunt like you need?

It is YOU, that is full of shit. Full of shit, and twice as potent. 

 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's quite enough of your cyborg porn collection thank you.

She's the type that would shoot you whilst the shithouse door is ajar, and then blame intruders. 

[Ape™️]

11 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Oh dear me. You fucking idiot.  I merely answer some posts, on topic with facts. Not fiction, not bragging, just mentioning facts as do many others on here. It is also a fact, that you cannot deal with it, and that, you fucking idiot, is yet another fact, which you factually go on and on about like a fucking old women.  Built cars at the age of 12? I don't think so, but as for the rest (that you have permently impregnated into that flatus-head of yours) is fact. Get over it, for nothing can alter or change it.

I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many many times.

There you go. I've almost done your homework for you...  Or perhaps you would care to search exhibitors at Goodwood Revival?  Where again you will find me... Or how about looking-up the tower block in Herne Hill, London. You know the one, where I raised the alarm. After all Snitch, it was also featured in South London Press, at the time... How many more clues does a flatus-headed cunt like you need?

It is YOU, that is full of shit. Full of shit, and twice as potent. 

 

Wow - you’re really something special, aren’t you? Special needs, that is. Who on earth do you think gives a flying fuck about any of this shit? 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

37 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

That is not necessarily true. 

Did the thought of greasing her stumps cure your impotence, then?

[Wolfie]

2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Did the thought of greasing her stumps cure your impotence, then?

I'd imagine the only women to have ever succumbed to 'eavens have been legless.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

I'd imagine the only women to have ever succumbed to 'eavens have been legless.

Still, his supply of ruphies can't be for show.  

[Guest 'eavensabove]

47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Did the thought of greasing her stumps cure your impotence, then?

She stole my plimsolls, before my heart.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

39 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I'd imagine the only women to have ever succumbed to 'eavens have been legless.

Ha! Credit where credit is due. You almost got me stumped.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

Must dash... I've got some photo's to snap for Snitch come the light of tomorrow. I'll give him, call me a liar. He's finished. Though I doubt he will ever shut-up with his ongoing scat-brained shite. We will see. We will all see. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That was Barbara Windsor, Pen. And it was at the Duke of Kent in Faversham, remember? You haven't been taking your ritalin have you? 

Liz Windsor lives a few doors away and the Duke of Kent is her budgie.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Liz Windsor lives a few doors away and the Duke of Kent is her budgie.

I remember Budgie. Adam Faith was in it. 

[Guest Snatch]

12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Oh dear me. You fucking idiot.  I merely answer some posts, on topic with facts. Not fiction, not bragging, just mentioning facts as do many others on here. It is also a fact, that you cannot deal with it, and that, you fucking idiot, is yet another fact, which you factually go on and on about like a fucking old women.  Built cars at the age of 12? I don't think so, but as for the rest (that you have permently impregnated into that flatus-head of yours) is fact. Get over it, for nothing can alter or change it.

I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many many times.

There you go. I've almost done your homework for you...  Or perhaps you would care to search exhibitors at Goodwood Revival?  Where again you will find me... Or how about looking-up the tower block in Herne Hill, London. You know the one, where I raised the alarm. After all Snitch, it was also featured in South London Press, at the time... How many more clues does a flatus-headed cunt like you need?

It is YOU, that is full of shit. Full of shit, and twice as potent. 

 

So how am I meant to know your name? What will it be credited to,Jazz the Paranoid? Eavens the bullshitter?

Listen you up yourself wanker. No I don't believe you and even if it was all true,no-one here gives a flying fuck. Are you trying to convince us or yourself it all happened?

Now fuck off,stop boring the fuck out of us and do something worthwhile,like suicide. Your a paranoid fuckwit and as entertaining as a brick.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

16 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Oh dear me. You fucking idiot.  I merely answer some posts, on topic with facts. Not fiction, not bragging, just mentioning facts as do many others on here. It is also a fact, that you cannot deal with it, and that, you fucking idiot, is yet another fact, which you factually go on and on about like a fucking old women.  Built cars at the age of 12? I don't think so, but as for the rest (that you have permently impregnated into that flatus-head of yours) is fact. Get over it, for nothing can alter or change it.

I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many many times.

There you go. I've almost done your homework for you...  Or perhaps you would care to search exhibitors at Goodwood Revival?  Where again you will find me... Or how about looking-up the tower block in Herne Hill, London. You know the one, where I raised the alarm. After all Snitch, it was also featured in South London Press, at the time... How many more clues does a flatus-headed cunt like you need?

It is YOU, that is full of shit. Full of shit, and twice as potent. 

Now That's What I Call Meltdown 3.

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

Now That's What I Call Meltdown 3.

Not quite. Only one word in capitals,albeit in bold type.

Give it time.

[Guest DrCunt]

1 hour ago, Snatch said:

Not quite. Only one word in capitals,albeit in bold type.

Give it time.

Can I be of any assistance? Jazz loves me.