Last Cunt Standing Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/perverted-pensioner-who-molested-cows-1149020 Hey Diddle Diddle, The Man Had a Fiddle, The Cow Jumped Over The Moon. This dirty old bastard got his kicks from molesting dairy cows, including “inserting his arm while pleasuring himself”. No doubt he knocked out his £250 winter fuel allowance on a set on stepladders and a wheelbarrow of viagra. I hear his laptop was chock full of old Anchor butter ads. He looks such an old charmer in the perp-walk photo, too. “Grandad, why do you have hoof prints on your Wellies?”. Twisted old Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/perverted-pensioner-who-molested-cows-1149020 Hey Diddle Diddle, The Man Had a Fiddle, The Cow Jumped Over The Moon. This dirty old bastard got his kicks from molesting dairy cows, including “inserting his arm while pleasuring himself”. No doubt he knocked out his £250 winter fuel allowance on a set on stepladders and a wheelbarrow of viagra. I hear his laptop was chock full of old Anchor butter ads. He looks such an old charmer in the perp-walk photo, too. “Grandad, why do you have hoof prints on your Wellies?”. Twisted old Cunt. http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-world-news/man-who-treats-horse-like-886154 The aforementioned website seems to have a propensity for reporting such court cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/uk-world-news/man-who-treats-horse-like-886154 The aforementioned website seems to have a propensity for reporting such court cases. I see the old pervert has previous convictions for arson...seems a reasonable sort of chap.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 I bet he draws the line at Highland Cows though, no one likes a fucking ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I see the old pervert has previous convictions for arson...seems a reasonable sort of chap.... lol. Maybe thought a bit of candlelight made it more romantic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/perverted-pensioner-who-molested-cows-1149020 Hey Diddle Diddle, The Man Had a Fiddle, The Cow Jumped Over The Moon. This dirty old bastard got his kicks from molesting dairy cows, including “inserting his arm while pleasuring himself”. No doubt he knocked out his £250 winter fuel allowance on a set on stepladders and a wheelbarrow of viagra. I hear his laptop was chock full of old Anchor butter ads. He looks such an old charmer in the perp-walk photo, too. “Grandad, why do you have hoof prints on your Wellies?”. Twisted old Cunt. He got the idea after fisting our LadyP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: He got the idea after fisting our LadyP Careful! The phrase “fisting Our Lady” brings Punkers out in a rash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, White van man said: Islamic culture 3 - 0 British culture Disgraceful Islamophobic inferences there. Our hard working, taxpaying peaceful friends only go in for goats......and they’re all dirty slags anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Now I know why 'Countryfile' is getting such high ratings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Now I know why 'Countryfile' is getting such high ratings I don’t think Mr Curno would be around at 630 on a Sunday; that’s milking time. Winterwatch, on the other hand is like catnip to the old perv. Badgers, Woodpeckers, and the occasional flash of 51 year old Michaela Strachan to stop him getting too excited. I bet he can’t get through an episode of Emmerdale Farm, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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