camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: That one "listens to Bruno Mars". Sorry, that was meant to be 'lady Penelope' on Facefuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 15 hours ago, Neil said: Gemma was actually worth a tug,maybe I'll book again with fake groin strain I hope you'll mention that in your customer feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Imagine if you got 'neurologist' and 'urologist' mixed up? You'd be in hospital with total paralysis when some doctors come in and just take the piss out of you. Equally, the guy in the next bed has a bladder infection when some doctors come in and just rip his spine out. Japes for all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/7/2018 at 7:21 AM, Neil said: It's called black humour and yes I have had cancer of the bollocks and believe me I have become an expert on all things prostate having had 3 biopsies that have thankfully (So far) revealed no prostate cancer but unfortunately my blood tests are telling them differently.I was just pointing put that Gemna stuck something in me and I wouldn't have minded sticking something in her!!(but sexual activity can raise the PSA to higher (misleading) levels. Yours Dr Neil When doctors told you masturbating could help reduce the high risk of over 50s prostate cancer, it must have felt as though you'd slipped on the pavement, only to discover a winning Lottery ticket by your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When doctors told you masturbating could help reduce the high risk of over 50s prostate cancer, it must have felt as though you'd slipped on the pavement, only to discover a winning Lottery ticket by your side. I fear too much has caused the problem,it's no wonder my poor little walnut couldnt cope with the work load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I fear too much has caused the problem,it's no wonder my poor little walnut couldnt cope with the work load It's never too much if you can still function at work and with mates. When it no longer feels good and is no fun, then you might want to rethink things a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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