Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 The BBC thinks that today is the first day of Spring, that is a load of bollocks, this year the first day of Spring is on 20th March... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43237595/snow-warnings-on-the-first-day-of-spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 The first day of spring was actually in the middle of February, when the temperature reached double figures on 19th. Michael Fish is a cunt. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: The BBC thinks that today is the first day of Spring, that is a load of bollocks, this year the first day of Spring is on 20th March... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43237595/snow-warnings-on-the-first-day-of-spring What about the other story on that page about swimming at the lido in minus 3 temperature? They think it's so clever. Thick cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about the other story on that page about swimming at the lido in minus 3 temperature? They think it's so clever. Thick cunts A bus driver said that he saw someone taking a dip in the sea at Torquay yesterday before the wind got up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: A bus driver said that he saw someone taking a dip in the sea at Torquay yesterday before the wind got up. It's just a pointless exercise in my opinion. Not big and not clever. They think that people find them brave and interesting, but basically everyone thinks they're cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Fucking stupid BBC cunts. You should complain to their boss.......Angela Merkel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's just a pointless exercise in my opinion. Not big and not clever. They think that people find them brave and interesting, but basically everyone thinks they're cunts. I always find that it is boring souless cunt with no personality that do that kind of thing. There is a local cunt that walking around boasting that he own thee boats, yes he does but they are all complete rustbuckets and bores the tears out of everyone talking about them. Last week he said that he was just a eccentric guy .. I told him that he did not know what one was and that he was just a boring soulless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I always find that it is boring souless cunt with no personality that do that kind of thing. There is a local cunt that walking around boasting that he own thee boats, yes he does but they are all complete rustbuckets and bores the tears out of everyone talking about them. Last week he said that he was just a eccentric guy .. I told him that he did not know what one was and that he was just a boring soulless cunt. How is the black eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking stupid BBC cunts. You should complain to their boss.......Angela Merkel. Angry little quarterwit Panzerknacker Edited March 1, 2018 by Panzerknacker To comply with accepted corner terminology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How is the black eye? Its fine, and you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 I thought the first day of Spring was 'Tit Monday' and therefore a moveable feast (in every sense)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: The BBC thinks that today is the first day of Spring, that is a load of bollocks, this year the first day of Spring is on 20th March... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43237595/snow-warnings-on-the-first-day-of-spring We have two dates apparently, 1st of March for meteorologists and 20th/21st of March for gardeners. A bit like HM and her birthdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: little halfwit The accepted Corner terminology is "quarterwit". Where the fuck is @Frank? Do I have to do everything around here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 39 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: We have two dates apparently, 1st of March for meteorologists and 20th/21st of March for gardeners. A bit like HM and her birthdays. Hate gardeners. In the middle of June when it's pissing with rain yet again, the weather reader says "It's good weather for Gardners". Green fingered cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: We have two dates apparently, 1st of March for meteorologists and 20th/21st of March for gardeners. A bit like HM and her birthdays. Back door gardeners are more April, May or even June, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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