Guest Gareth Hunt Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Well, if you’re so busy how come you are posting this boring shit at 4.30 in the morning? Nobody cares. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: You fucking wanker. Dec, you are only jelous, as the only people who pop round to your flat above the Istanbul Kebab shop are the home help and the probation officer. You still tagged? Allowed near parks yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well, if you’re so busy how come you are posting this boring shit at 4.30 in the morning? Nobody cares. Wanker. Because he doesn’t live in your time zone you fucking fool. There is a world out there that has things going on when you are tucked up in your mangy bed sit. A whole world full of people in their own countries where it’s lunch time whilst we are all asleep.....and they can fucking stay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. I find Araldite such a bind to prepare, I recommend that other well known brand of Bostik glue for that instant fix. It also does not damage the septum as much as that Araldite shit. As to people coming around unannounced, alas that is the perils of choosing to reside in a hostel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. Somewhere on your property. Who are you, the Marquess of Bath?. A tip for you, Araldite is no good for repairing a cardboard box. Try Evostik, hopefully the fumes will kill you. Vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. This is a truly excellent nomination .. what are your thoughts on those sachets of dreadful coffee that are left in quality hotel rooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Gareth Hunt said: Easter weekend and lots of cunts around with time on their hands and apparently, rather empty lives. So much so, in fact, that they feel inclined to foist unexpected visits on people. The amazing thing about these cunts is their timing. I'll have just mixed the Araldite to attend to a long-overdue repair, or I'll be up to my ears in grease and muck from some or other job, when a gormless face presents itself, somewhere on my property, to announce the self-evident popping round that is always an unwelcome intrusion into my valuable time. Can't these fuckers at least text or phone, to give *some* advance warning? What kind of moron doesn't even contemplate that someone they plan to visit might be doing something that won't benefit from their company? I can't even rely on being able to crack one off in peace. Gaz. Have you tried bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Have you tried bleach Paraquat makes them quiet quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: This is a truly excellent nomination .. what are your thoughts on those sachets of dreadful coffee that are left in quality hotel rooms? How the fuck would you know what gets left in 'quality hotel room'? The only time you visited one was when some short sighted punter mistook you for a society call-girl, instead of his usual two-bob crack whore. No offence intended, I'm just having a bad 'Good Friday'. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 39 minutes ago, r-soles said: I'm just having a bad 'Good Friday'. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Not another boring tosser from australia or new zealand who wants to tell us how utterly amazing it is down under, despite them coming here and overstaying their visas by 20+ years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Have you tried bleach It would only cure his sleep apnoea! Disgusting fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Not another boring tosser from australia or new zealand who wants to tell us how utterly amazing it is down under, despite them coming here and overstaying their visas by 20+ years. Kiwis are OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Kiwis are OK. True i was just in a bad mood. Australians are generally alright people too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Australians are generally alright people too. No they are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: No they are not. Care to elaborate? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Care to elaborate? lol Frank Ifield and Rolf Harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Miss Penelope said: Frank Ifield and Rolf Harris. Don't know who Frank Ifield is but Rolf Harris was an honorary Brit pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Don't know who Frank Ifield is but Rolf Harris was an honorary Brit pretty much. There are several distinguished Australians. Dame Edna, Crocodile Dundee and Chopper Read. Neville Bartoz is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There are several distinguished Australians. Dame Edna, Crocodile Dundee and Chopper Read. Neville Bartoz is a cunt. Don't know the last person but the film "chopper" i quite like. Wait is Neville Bartoz the one he shoots in the leg, then drives him to a hospital? I'd buy Crocodile Dundee a pint lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Don't know the last person but the film "chopper" i quite like. Wait is Neville Bartoz the one he shoots in the leg, then drives him to a hospital? I'd buy Crocodile Dundee a pint lol. Chopper was about the last one I mentioned. And yes, he shot him in the leg, and later in the guts, he quite enjoyed shooting him, and in real life Neville Bartoz has dined out on stories of it ever since. Chopper was a legend, he would knock on drug dealers doors, take all their money, and then go back next week and do the same. He put more dealers out of business than the Melbourne police, which is why the police turned a blind eye to him, up to a point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chopper was about the last one I mentioned. And yes, he shot him in the leg, and later in the guts, he quite enjoyed shooting him, and in real life Neville Bartoz has dined out on stories of it ever since. Chopper was a legend, he would knock on drug dealers doors, take all their money, and then go back next week and do the same. He put more dealers out of business than the Melbourne police, which is why the police turned a blind eye to him, up to a point. What's your opinion on "Charles Salvador" aka Bronson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: What's your opinion on "Charles Salvador" aka Bronson? Originally called 'Michael Peterson', a total fucking psycho with a compulsion to take hostages and torture them. For the brief periods he spent out of jail, he was a successful bare knuckle fighter, but he never fought the big two, Roy Shaw or Lenny McClean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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