ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 an old wives tale and a crock of shit. If anything being an only child is a massive advantage. My siblings were fuckin useless to me: my sister wouldn't sleep with me and my big brother wouldn't stick up for me. I hope they die soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The fuhrer would probably agree. He had five siblings, but he only managed to kill three of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 You surprise me Herr Oberst. I’d always assumed you were one of those Lebensborn children, father an anonymous high ranking SS officer. I’m a little disappointed to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 45 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You surprise me Herr Oberst. I’d always assumed you were one of those Lebensborn children, father an anonymous high ranking SS officer. I’m a little disappointed to be honest. Missing chromosome cunt. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: an old wives tale and a crock of shit. If anything being an only child is a massive advantage. My siblings were fuckin useless to me: my sister wouldn't sleep with me and my big brother wouldn't stick up for me. I hope they die soon This is awful, I can only imagine the utter devastation you must have felt when your sister rejected your advances in favour of your brothers. A heart-breaking fucking tragedy and its no wonder you turned out the way you are Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, luke swarm said: This is awful, I can only imagine the utter devastation you must have felt when your sister rejected your advances in favour of your brothers. A heart-breaking fucking tragedy and its no wonder you turned out the way you are Ratty. I got my revenge though, by sleeping with Minty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: You surprise me Herr Oberst. I’d always assumed you were one of those Lebensborn children, father an anonymous high ranking SS officer. I’m a little disappointed to be honest. Better 'Lebensborn' than 'Lesbianborn' you dorsal fin slurp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 "ass" to mouth? Never give me a rat-like again, you silly arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Missing chromosome cunt. . Panzerknacker So you’re a geneticist already? I assume you are referring to the so called “gay chromosome” which, as you correctly diagnose, is absent in my good self. However, as I understand it, this is a very controversial field of study amongst you brainy types. Alas, all I can say is......what the fuck do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Addendum Sorry, there’s one thing I definitely know Pansy boy.......you’re a fucking wanker! 😁🤣😂. 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: "ass" to mouth? Never give me a rat-like again, you silly arse there must be a context for this Stub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Missing chromosome cunt. . Panzerknacker It's more worrying than that Tank Bollock; he's got an extra chromosome on 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Addendum Sorry, there’s one thing I definitely know Pansy boy.......you’re a fucking wanker! 😁🤣😂. 🤪 Judge you need to loosen up a bit .. why not be more like Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Judge you need to loosen up a bit .. why not be more like Stubby? To be fair, he has made a start with this... ...on his arse anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 15 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Judge you need to loosen up a bit .. why not be more like Stubby? Well My Lady, i’ve often wanted to be like somebody else....... Jimi Hendrix ( not dead obviously) Paul Gascoigne ( not a thick pisshead Geordie cunt obviously ) or Sevvy Ballesteros ( not dead and fucking Spanish equally obviously ) However, why would I want to be like any sad sack of shit on this site? I assume this is your usual pathetic attempt at “humour”. I wouldn’t bother if I were you. You just ain’t got it. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: To be fair, he has made a start with this... ...on his arse anyway I'm not disputing this when you consider I took my first dump for three days this morning. It was a real fighter but mercifully a clean sweep. I did, however, require several buckets of water to shift the stubborn cunt around the u bend, or sound that be u boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 8 hours ago, ratcum said: To be fair, he has made a start with this... ...on his arse anyway Why was this nom made with a big typeface? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I wouldn’t bother if I were you. You just ain’t got it. 😁 I realise that Judge as I use you as my role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 08/04/2018 at 11:47 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I'm not disputing this when you consider I took my first dump for three days this morning. It was a real fighter but mercifully a clean sweep. I did, however, require several buckets of water to shift the stubborn cunt around the u bend, or sound that be u boat? ah yes, the old bucket trick Stubble Popular in abortion clinics too I hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: ah yes, the old bucket trick Stubble Popular in abortion clinics too I hear Das boot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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