Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You would’t get into my golf club. A golf club is a short stick with a funny looking knob on the end .. a person would have to be very short and thin (just like you) to fit inside a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Fuck off you silly hag. Do you sleep inside your golf club bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you silly hag. You do shop at McColls though .. you get your fags there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, Miss Penelope said: Do you sleep inside your golf club bag? Have another drink...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You would’t get into my golf club. Asda is for peasants. I don't play golf, but i know the lady who does all the buffets at the local golf club. See if you can guess where she buys all the food for the buffets? Aldi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have another drink...... Do you finger your irons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 4/26/2018 at 7:13 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I just don't like the gimpy ballerina. Why she doesn't hoof it back to the damp dark cellar of his mums will always be a mystery. He wasn't wanted then, and he isn't wanted now, going by the number of punters who have provided clear and concise instructions on how to successfully top himself. Too bad those extra inbred chromosomes don't boost his intelligence. He'd see rather quickly what a waste of human life he is. I agree with Wizzle; if my rudd had turned amber, I'd have had it frozen, burned or cut off ages ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, White van man said: I don't play golf, but i know the lady who does all the buffets at the local golf club. See if you can guess where she buys all the food for the buffets? Aldi. Well it’s a shockingly shit working mans club type golf club.... Do you play there or are you one of the greens staff ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, White van man said: I don't play golf, but i know the lady who does all the buffets at the local golf club. See if you can guess where she buys all the food for the buffets? Aldi. Kindly keep your underclass associations to yourself van person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well it’s a shockingly shit working mans club type golf club.... Do you play there or are you one of the greens staff ? So you admit that you are a member of "a shockingly shit working mans golf club" Punker's? That is to expected of such a gross and uncouth person such as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well it’s a shockingly shit working mans club type golf club.... Do you play there or are you one of the greens staff ? The only golf i play is crazy golf with the grandkids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, White van man said: The only golf i play is crazy golf with the grandkids. That’s Ok. What sort of van do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: That’s Ok. What sort of van do you have? Vauxhall Vivaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, White van man said: Vauxhall Vivaro How ghastly. I suggest you drive it off Beachy Head into the Channel....make sure you’re tightly strapped in as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 You pranced right into that, Vannie! Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You pranced right into that, Vannie! Good work. Punkers sells Avon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Punkape said: How ghastly. I suggest you drive it off Beachy Head into the Channel....make sure you’re tightly strapped in as well... Why don't you take a stroll across Llyn Tegid in your plus fours Punker's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Miss Penelope said: Why don't you take a stroll across Llyn Tegid in your plus fours Punker's? I only wear plus twos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 6:32 PM, Punkape said: What have you done to help rid us of this foul creature or cunts like Peter Tatchell ? You conveniently ignore the bigger issues because you’re probably also involved in the making and distribution of animal pornography and satanism. Right i’m off to the golf club annual dinner then church tomorrow at 10.00. Good night and fuck off. lol. Peter Tatchell. Yes, an interesting individual.whilst I have no enthusiasm for the promotion of gayness in whatever form, I have a sneaking respect for someone who is prepared to be beaten up for their principles . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: I only wear plus twos.... Well do it in your plus twos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Peter Tatchell. Yes, an interesting individual.whilst I have no enthusiasm for the promotion of gayness in whatever form, I have a sneaking respect for someone who is prepared to be beaten up for their principles . Tatchell wants to lower the age of consent to 13. Good news for Muslim grooming gangs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tatchell wants to lower the age of consent to 13. Good news for Muslim grooming gangs. I know... a pederasts paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I know... a pederasts paradise. Some European countries have a lower age of consent than the UK or in some cases no age of consent .. question to be asked is why these cunts who want a lower age of consent don't fuck off to the countries that have a lower age of consent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Tatchell wants to lower the age of consent to 13. Good news for Muslim grooming gangs. Last time you lied about Tatchell you said he wanted to reduce the age of consent to 12. Why do you persist with untrue libellous comments when it was previously pointed out to you that it was a No 10 Policy Unit that made the suggestion? Mr Tatchell made it very clear that he condemned the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Last time you lied about Tatchell you said he wanted to reduce the age of consent to 12. Why do you persist with untrue libellous comments when it was previously pointed out to you that it was a No 10 Policy Unit that made the suggestion? Mr Tatchell made it very clear that he condemned the idea. I had completely overlooked that... good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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