Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral, weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 The only way she was getting fucked was with a syringe,yet another fucking weirdo being bought into the world.these cunts need exterminating 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? The father will be one of her 'male friends', i.e a homosexual who squirted his tadpoles into a turkey baster as he withdrew from his bum chums shitty ringpiece. Another kid destined to be psychologically damaged by being raised and surrounded by perverted freaks. Perhaps they'll pop round to Tom Daley's so the kids can play cross-dressing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral, weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? I reckon she asked 'Our Stickers' to donate his sperm. She would, without doubt, want the biological daddy to be a fucking weirdo after all. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I'd wager that the father is a horse, by the name of Harley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I reckon she asked 'Our Stickers' to donate his sperm. She would, without doubt, want the biological daddy to be a fucking weirdo after all. lol Nahh... His bollocks aint dropped yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 While Rick's AWOL let me just say that this grool-slurping abomination makes me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: While Rick's AWOL let me just say that this grool-slurping abomination makes me fucking sick. Jimmy Krankie and Michael McIntyre went halves on a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral, weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? you christian chaps are quite a forgiving bunch aren't you. love thy neighbour and turn the other bum cheek seems only to apply to your priests. fucking monotonous bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were all "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral, weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I reckon she asked 'Our Stickers' to donate his sperm. She would, without doubt, want the biological daddy to be a fucking weirdo after all. lol And as if by magic, a sycophantic, tedious French wanker appeared. Boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I reckon she got her mate to suck Jeremy Corbyn off and then whilst Ruthy lay on her back and parted her tree trunk legs her mate reverse felched Jezza's spunk up her chuff Enjoy your tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 56 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scottish Conservative Lesbian leader Ruth Davidson has announced that she is 13 weeks pregnant. Ms Davidson,who is unmarried, said she and her rug muncher partner Jen Wilson were "excited" to be expecting their first child in October after undergoing IVF. More immoral, weird and perverse conduct from our seedy political class..... Ms Davidson admitted there had been some "ups and downs" while attempting to conceive....I’ll fucking bet there was....... Who’s the father Ruth ? This, then, is the family line of Perez: Perez was the father of Hezron, Hezron the father of Ram, Ram the father of Amminadab, Amminadab the father of Nahshon, Nahshon the father of Salmon, Salmon the father of Boaz, Boaz the father of Obed, Obed the father of Jesse, and Jesse the father Ruth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This, then, is the family line of Perez: Perez was the father of Hezron, Hezron the father of Ram, Ram the father of Amminadab, Amminadab the father of Nahshon, Nahshon the father of Salmon, Salmon the father of Boaz, Boaz the father of Obed, Obed the father of Jesse, and Jesse the father Ruth. Hogwash, Jesse is the father of Daisy, who is the cousin of Bo and Luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hogwash, Jesse is the father of Daisy, who is the cousin of Bo and Luke. Ahhh, but Blue-Boy and Big John Cannon both married Souix, whence they begat Ben Cartwright, son of Zeus & Ruth Ellis Jnr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: And as if by magic, a sycophantic, tedious French wanker appeared. Boring cunt. You have a very short memory, you little pen pushing cunt. Get back in the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There was a golden age, not that long ago, really, where minge munching lezzers got knocked up the old fashioned way.....RAPE! You perverted freak. You'd have jumped to knock-up Ann Widdecombe given half the chance, if only to make a name for yourself, let alone any woman named Davidson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 These sexual miscreats have announced they are sharing maternity leave once the miscreation comes along. Who does the non pregnant lezzer work for. Should be sacked immediately. They campaign for equal pay, then pull stunts like this. It's a frigging joke. They are taking the piss. Why do faggots and lezzers have more rights than normal people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You perverted freak. You'd have jumped to knock-up Ann Widdecombe given half the chance, if only to make a name for yourself, let alone any woman named Davidson. Found some tissue to wipe your tears, Jazz? I'm certain they won't be the only ones shed, as you are a whinging fliddy infant. I hope you fucking die tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: These sexual miscreats have announced they are sharing maternity leave once the miscreation comes along. Who does the non pregnant lezzer work for. Should be sacked immediately. They campaign for equal pay, then pull stunts like this. It's a frigging joke. They are taking the piss. Why do faggots and lezzers have more rights than normal people? Listen-up. Faggs & Dandy-Dykes have two parts to their brain: Left and Right. In the Left side there's nothing right, and in the right side there's nothing left. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Found some tissue to wipe your tears, Jazz? I'm certain they won't be the only ones shed, as you are a whinging fliddy infant. I hope you fucking die tonight! To fuck with you, you perverted freak, and your little cotton wanking glove... I'd wager, you buy it flowers every Valentine day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: To fuck with you, you perverted freak, and your little cotton wanking glove... I'd wager, you buy it flowers every Valentine day. Jealous you haven't even that much to your name? Or do you and your bedsit sharing faggot mates just pass it around to sniff and enjoy? Anytime you don't like your treatment sunshine, you can throw yourself off a cliff. Nobody will miss you. This place was much more interesting when you were gone...looking after your so called "health." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: To fuck with you, you perverted freak, and your little cotton wanking glove... I'd wager, you buy it flowers every Valentine day. 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Jealous you haven't even that much to your name? Or do you and your bedsit sharing faggot mates just pass it around to sniff and enjoy? Anytime you don't like your treatment sunshine, you can throw yourself off a cliff. Nobody will miss you. This place was much more interesting when you were gone...looking after your so called "health." What's sparked this sudden feud between you 2? Not that I'm complaining, it's filled up another page on FlidSpack© And brought it closer to the magic 💯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Jealous you haven't even that much to your name? Or do you and your bedsit sharing faggot mates just pass it around to sniff and enjoy? Anytime you don't like your treatment sunshine, you can throw yourself off a cliff. Nobody will miss you. This place was much more interesting when you were gone...looking after your so called "health." ... and totally unappealing, monotonous & queer, whenever you are back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's sparked this sudden feud between you 2? Not that I'm complaining, it's filled up another page on FlidSpack© And brought it closer to the magic 💯 Fuck knows. She came-out all fans blazing like some soppy faced little girl, and for no reason at all Eric. It's just not fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's sparked this sudden feud between you 2? Not that I'm complaining, it's filled up another page on FlidSpack© And brought it closer to the magic 💯 I just don't like the gimpy ballerina. Why she doesn't hoof it back to the damp dark cellar of his mums will always be a mystery. He wasn't wanted then, and he isn't wanted now, going by the number of punters who have provided clear and concise instructions on how to successfully top himself. Too bad those extra inbred chromosomes don't boost his intelligence. He'd see rather quickly what a waste of human life he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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