Wolfie Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 10 hours ago, r-soles said: I never do, she was my favourite 'tribute' 😉 So you do like dogs, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 5:05 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: I taught myself to wank whilst watching The New Avengers, with Joanna Lumley jumping around wearing stockings. She never actually got her fanny out, though, which was a bit disappointing. Punkers taught himself to wank by shitting in his hand, to make it feel more realistic to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers taught himself to wank by shitting in his hand, to make it feel more realistic to him. Did it work for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Did it work for you? Very funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 On 5/2/2018 at 5:33 PM, Cuntybaws said: I've run this through every language known to Google Translate, and the likeliest meaning seems to be "Have a rat-like, you sexy beast!" Oh go on then. See me after prep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/2/2018 at 6:26 PM, Wolfie said: So you do like dogs, after all. Not as much as you do Woofer, and she clears her own shit up 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, r-soles said: Not as much as you do Woofer, and she clears her own shit up 😉 My cat does that. It will dig a hole in the garden, take a crap, and then bury it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: My cat does that. It will dig a hole in the garden, take a crap, and then bury it. Forgot to mention that my cat uses a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Forgot to mention that my cat uses a shovel. What that bald cunt who used to drum for M People? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What that bald cunt who used to drum for M People? No, the hairy one that used to dance with Pans People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: No, the hairy one that used to dance with Pans People. They were all hairy in the 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 21 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: They were all hairy in the 1970s. That simply is not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That simply is not true. But one can't see what's in their knickers, or straggling outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 49 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That simply is not true. That's the Roops lookalike contest, Butlins Skegness 1968. Won by the 5th from left. Who is actually a man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the Roops lookalike contest, Butlins Skegness 1968. Won by the 5th from left. Who is actually a man. I did wonder, seeing as Rick & Spot are pictured Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 What about the privy seal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 35 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: What about the privy seal? You are fucking tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You are fucking tragic. You want get her on Quantum physics. She'll blow your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You want get her on Quantum physics. She'll blow your mind. That could never happen .. Judge hasn't got a mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 1:48 PM, r-soles said: Not as much as you do Woofer, and she clears her own shit up 😉 I bet she doesn't. I can imagine you peeling back one of your incontinence nappies from her bumcheeks as she delivers a Cleveland steamer onto your freckly, saggy-titted old man's chest. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 5/9/2018 at 3:32 PM, Wolfie said: I bet she doesn't. I can imagine you peeling back one of your incontinence nappies from her bumcheeks as she delivers a Cleveland steamer onto your freckly, saggy-titted old man's chest. Fuck off. Quit using your pervy fantasies for comments on my comments, you sick cunt. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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