scotty Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs. I knew Rooney owed a shedload to the bookies, but hadn't realised Torres was short of money too. It's a fickle old game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs. Yes but but but..... Ibrox/Castle Grayskull is the only UEFA 5 Star ground in Scotland. Amazing what these dim cunts cling to while their empire is in flames. I made the mistake of going to an Old Firm game once with a friend from Byres Rd. More Nazi salutes than Nuremberg. My shower when I came home was longer than Jodie Fosters’ in The Accused and yet still all these years later I can’t get the smell of sectarian imbecile out of my nostrils. Fuck the lot of ‘em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs. Rangers? Weren't they the biggest team in Scotland at one point? I don't think much of that new club, Sevco FC. For pure balance, I fucking hate Celtic as well. I'm a Hearts man all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Yes but but but..... Ibrox/Castle Grayskull is the only UEFA 5 Star ground in Scotland. Amazing what these dim cunts cling to while their empire is in flames. I made the mistake of going to an Old Firm game once with a friend from Byres Rd. More Nazi salutes than Nuremberg. My shower when I came home was longer than Jodie Fosters’ in The Accused and yet still all these years later I can’t get the smell of sectarian imbecile out of my nostrils. Fuck the lot of ‘em. I commend this thread to the House: The Chronicles of the Banter Years No poofs need to bother clicking the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Rangers? Weren't they the biggest team in Scotland at one point? They had the biggest wage bill in Scotland. Shame about the illegal EBTs. I think the fantasy that "Scotland needs a strong Rangers" has been roundly disproved over the last few years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: According to the deluded ravings on the Rangers forums, Wayne Rooney will be Stevie G's first signing - along with Fernando Torres. The fact that the cunts are running a huge debt and living hand to mouth and day by day doesn't seem to register with them, the fucking orcs. Amazingly, rangers have been pipped to the post by DC Utd for spud boy's signature. Well, I say signature, I mean a cross scribbled in crayon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: Amazingly, rangers have been pipped to the post by DC Utd for spud boy's signature. Well, I say signature, I mean a cross scribbled in crayon. Wayne’s heard there’s an little old lady called Hillary in DC who is in need of a little lovin’ to take her mind off a cruel rejection, and it’s stirring something deep and primal in him.... He’ll turn up at Dulles with his own Dunlop to swing from, a case full of Gynest cream and the raging horn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 He will be able to have fun with Michael Schumacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: He will be able to have fun with Michael Schumacher. Shut the fuck up you demented old trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Shut the fuck up you demented old trout. Oh look .. you've got a little Stubby like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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