Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 It would appear that the Mutiny Festival, lived up to its name. A batch of bad substances has killed two juvenile hippies. https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=Mutiny+Festival+2018&qpvt=mutiny+festival+2018&FORM=EWRE . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 What was it?, gluten free products incorrectly labelled or some contaminated tofu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 It wasn’t drugs, their mums let them go out without their mittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 So, there's a batch of dodgy drugs doing the rounds in Portsmouth. Hold the front page. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, scotty said: So, there's a batch of dodgy drugs doing the rounds in Portsmouth. Hold the front page. And where were you this weekend? Police are looking for a scruffy middle aged man in a Gannex mac, last seen lurking round the back of the ladies Portaloos. I immediately thought of you mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Contaminated quinoa no doubt. Kale-knitting, livestock-shagging wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What was it?, gluten free products incorrectly labelled or some contaminated tofu? It could have been once they'd seen the line-up & set list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: So, there's a batch of dodgy drugs doing the rounds in Portsmouth. Hold the front page. Grab us some tab's whilst you're there, unless that is you've already got Franks address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 14 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It would appear that the Mutiny Festival, lived up to its name. A batch of bad substances has killed two juvenile hippies. https://www.bing.com/news/search?q=Mutiny+Festival+2018&qpvt=mutiny+festival+2018&FORM=EWRE . Mind you. That sheet of LSD blotters centre-stage does look worryingly large to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Mind you. That sheet of LSD blotters centre-stage does look worryingly large to me. You might be aware that your photo is currently doing the rounds via pm, courtesy of total bore bawsey. Do they not do shoulders where you come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: And where were you this weekend? Police are looking for a scruffy middle aged man in a Gannex mac, last seen lurking round the back of the ladies Portaloos. I immediately thought of you mate. It's too hot for the Gannex at the moment scrotes, I've just got the aussie sunhat and my rapist shades on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: You might be aware that your photo is currently doing the rounds via pm, courtesy of total bore bawsey. Do they not do shoulders where you come from? Whoopie. Everybody's definitely aware that you're a rancid lump of pustular shit, not to mention them all being aware of the dog-faced whore that shat you out. Are there no arsonists within your proximity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Whoopie. Everybody's definitely aware that you're a rancid lump of pustular shit, not to mention them all being aware of the dog-faced whore that shat you out. Are there no arsonists within your proximity? I’ve double reported you and escalated the matter directly to that giant twat Proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Whoopie. Everybody's definitely aware that you're a rancid lump of pustular shit, not to mention them all being aware of the dog-faced whore that shat you out. Are there no arsonists within your proximity? Frank asked a valid question, Jazz. What's with the shoulders? While we're on the topic, the lack of a chin and masculine jaw line require an explanation as well. I believe it is a genetic deficiency. What say you? Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank asked a valid question, Jazz. What's with the shoulders? While we're on the topic, the lack of a chin and masculine jaw line require an explanation as well. I believe it is a genetic deficiency. What say you? Prick. Selling blown glass ornaments at car boot sales might earn you a fortune, attract all the women and let you rub shoulders with celebrities. What it can’t do is stop you looking like a Ricketts afflicted cleg nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Selling blown glass ornaments at car boot sales might earn you a fortune, attract all the women and let you rub shoulders with celebrities. What it can’t do is stop you looking like a Ricketts afflicted cleg nut. Out of likes, Bill. I owe you one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank asked a valid question, Jazz. What's with the shoulders? While we're on the topic, the lack of a chin and masculine jaw line require an explanation as well. I believe it is a genetic deficiency. What say you? Prick. If you can picture the poor Mrs Jazz.. a disgusting council-mouthed Debbie McGee, you can imagine the tragic three-eyed cleft lip fuck up of a son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: If you can picture the poor Mrs Jazz.. a disgusting council-mouthed Debbie McGee, you can imagine the tragic three-eyed cleft lip fuck up of a son. NOW...Frank is BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: NOW...Frank is BACK! Video not available in the UK. Yanky dead-dadded wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Video not available in the UK. Yanky dead-dadded wanker. I do surf outside the UK's borders, Francis. There is a world outside our shores. Occasionally, you find something you enjoy. I would have thought you'd have found time to explore these things in your numerous expulsions from the Corner. On the other hand, the Gay porn magazines won't soil themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 21 minutes ago, Frank said: If you can picture the poor Mrs Jazz.. a disgusting council-mouthed Debbie McGee, you can imagine the tragic three-eyed cleft lip fuck up of a son. Eavens, are you going to just sit there like a spare prick at a wedding and take this shit? He’s destroying you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Eavens, are you going to just sit there like a spare prick at a wedding and take this shit? He’s destroying you. He's an impotent little toe rag. He has no choice in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank asked a valid question, Jazz. What's with the shoulders? While we're on the topic, the lack of a chin and masculine jaw line require an explanation as well. I believe it is a genetic deficiency. What say you? Prick. You're a soppy little tart. Nothing more. Nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: You're a soppy little tart. Nothing more. Nothing less. Perhaps. But I don't have a cleft lipped, mongy fucking twat son who probably detests you as much as we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Frank said: If you can picture the poor Mrs Jazz.. a disgusting council-mouthed Debbie McGee, you can imagine the tragic three-eyed cleft lip fuck up of a son. The only thing I can picture is your mothers dishwasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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