Snowy Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 (edited) So Gareths just loaded up the wagon and like the usual student cunt he's forgot about the usual procedure. Along comes Mrs clipboard and her mighty fucking pen to rain piss on our parade as the student cunt is swinging off the cab door like an orangutang waving his cock about in a spazzy manner ,I'm trying to make a rolly whilst giving me a quick pick me up cus I've not been to sleep,if I get nicked now the cunt is getting his house burned down,it didn't go down well to be fair,moody splitarse. Edited June 11, 2018 by Snowy Sowwie Decco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Snowy said: So Gareths just loaded up the wagon and like the usual student cunt he's forgot about the usual procedure. Along comes Mrs clipboard and her mighty fucking pen to rain piss on our parade as the student cunt is swinging off the cab door like an orangutang waving his cock about in a spazzy manner ,I'm trying to make a rolly whilst giving me a quick pick me up cus I've not been to sleep,if I get nicked now the cunt is getting his house burned down,it didn't go down well to be fair,moody splitarse. you see Snowy, what I don,t get is.....is it actually possible to carry out the highlighted action in a non spazzy manner. As to the rest of the Nom, I have no fucking idea as to who or what you are cunting, get some sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 47 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you see Snowy, what I don,t get is.....is it actually possible to carry out the highlighted action in a non spazzy manner. As to the rest of the Nom, I have no fucking idea as to who or what you are cunting, get some sleep. I've read this nom back four times this morning and I can honestly say I have no fucking idea either. I've signed the papers and they should be with you shortly,I just hope baws doesn't intercept them in the process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 I had a particularly potent prawn madras last night and I’ve been firing rusty water into the work toilets all morning. This nom is virtually indistinguishable to my arse gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I had a particularly potent prawn madras last night and I’ve been firing rusty water into the work toilets all morning. This nom is virtually indistinguishable to my arse gravy. Did you just flush or check for the little specks of sweetcorn? I usually admire my handy work after I've pebble dashed the floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Snowy said: Did you just flush or check for the little specks of sweetcorn? I usually admire my handy work after I've pebble dashed the floor. Why do you assume I flush at all? It’s not my toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Why do you assume I flush at all? It’s not my toilet. You dirty fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 You can rely on our blue collar workforce to have dirty toilets. I guess we're lucky they get to the bog in the first place by walking upright without scuffing their knuckles on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 @Snowy you horrid cunt, why the fuck have you tagged Tom Hanks on this, very poor, nomination? Go fuck yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Snowy you horrid cunt, why the fuck have you tagged Tom Hanks on this, very poor, nomination? Go fuck yourself Multiple choice time: A: It was a blatant attempt to garner views from a egotistical prick. B: It has,like your own existence,no reason for being,bereft of any credit or meaning,it was placed there just to be a funny joke,something you snigger at then pass on by. F: A real hatred for Tom Hanks because old snowy watched Big as a child and wished he could reinact the piano scene. K: All of the above. Pick wisely young Stubbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Snowy you horrid cunt, why the fuck have you tagged Tom Hanks on this, very poor, nomination? Go fuck yourself Stubby, I can imagine that your life is eerily similar to the plot of Castaway. One day ten years ago, the stabilisers fell off of your Thomas the Tank Engine bicycle, leaving you stranded on a south coast beach as your spastic little legs weren't built for walking. To keep yourself sane, you named your favourite fondling-rock Wilson, and immediately entered into a pseudo-homosexual relationship with it. After five years, even this totally inanimate faggot-rock grew tired of your constant fucking banging on about writing fictional scientific papers. Rather than face an eternity of listening to you ineffectually quoting your magnificent octopus, he decided to end it all by slowly rolling into the sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stubby, I can imagine that your life is eerily similar to the plot of Castaway. One day ten years ago, the stabilisers fell off of your Thomas the Tank Engine bicycle, leaving you stranded on a south coast beach as your spastic little legs weren't built for walking. To keep yourself sane, you named your favourite fondling-rock Wilson, and immediately entered into a pseudo-homosexual relationship with it. After five years, even this totally inanimate faggot-rock grew tired of your constant fucking banging on about writing fictional scientific papers. Rather than face an eternity of listening to you ineffectually quoting your magnificent octopus, he decided to end it all by slowly rolling into the sea. It's not the weekend yet Decs, put the class A's back in the sock drawer and get some fucking work done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stubby, I can imagine that your life is eerily similar to the plot of Castaway. One day ten years ago, the stabilisers fell off of your Thomas the Tank Engine bicycle, leaving you stranded on a south coast beach as your spastic little legs weren't built for walking. To keep yourself sane, you named your favourite fondling-rock Wilson, and immediately entered into a pseudo-homosexual relationship with it. After five years, even this totally inanimate faggot-rock grew tired of your constant fucking banging on about writing fictional scientific papers. Rather than face an eternity of listening to you ineffectually quoting your magnificent octopus, he decided to end it all by slowly rolling into the sea. Fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking awful. I'm the best one on here, kill yourself, pile of shit etc etc ad nauseum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm the best one on here, kill yourself, pile of shit etc etc ad nauseum. You’re getting far too carried away with yourself. Please, pipe down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re getting far too carried away with yourself. Please, pipe down. I'm going through my Lear phase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2018 Report Share Posted June 14, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: Fucking awful. I've had enough of this decimus character frank, can't you do something about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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