Poundworld administration cunts

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Poundworld, the retailer of choice for many Cunts Corner contributors, is going tits-up, how sad, too bad, never mind.

Obviously people have too much money to spend these days and wouldn't want to be seen shopping in such low-rent surroundings.

I'm just popping out to Lidl, laters!

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

PenAlbert will be devasted.  I only hope they stock up on Stanley knives so they can slash their major arteries before the doors get bolted shut. 

[Cuntybaws]

13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

PenAlbert 

Alpen, surely?

They've certainly cured my constipation.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Alpen, surely?

They've certainly cured my constipation.

Now if only they could do something about the fountain of liquid shit that you spew through your keyboard.  

[Guest DrCunt]

Fucking hell, the most prestigious store in King's Lynn is about to close!

[camberwell gypsy]

Pen shops at the 99p store. No flies on her.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

This is terrible news. Where else am i going to buy a plastic yellow bucket from? also where are the chink students going to buy tampons from?

[scotty]

50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Alpen, surely?

They've certainly cured my constipation.

Baws, I'd have thought someone high up the spectrum like yourself would realise the Alpen gag has already been cracked. I await the inevitable link. 

[Guest luke swarm]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

. No flies on her.

I beg to differ, its the smell of putrescence emanating from her nether regions that attract them you see.

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

7 hours ago, r-soles said:

Poundworld, the retailer of choice for many Cunts Corner contributors, is going tits-up, how sad, too bad, never mind.

Obviously people have too much money to spend these days and wouldn't want to be seen shopping in such low-rent surroundings.

I'm just popping out to Lidl, laters!

Where will EricTheCuntBastard sleep now?

Will he still settle for his bus shelter?

[Stubby Pecker]

3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Now if only they could do something about the fountain of liquid shit that you spew through your keyboard.  

I sense a new blood feud and top draw cunting to come. Don't disappoint us lads.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I sense a new blood feud and top draw cunting to come. Don't disappoint us lads.

I don't do feuds, Stubbers, it's not really fair on the other poor cunt. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

4 hours ago, scotty said:

Baws, I'd have thought someone high up the spectrum like yourself would realise the Alpen gag has already been cracked. I await the inevitable link. 

Did you ever go into that pub at Ravensmoor?

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I sense a new blood feud and top draw cunting to come. Don't disappoint us lads.

Not at all.  Baws is one of the best here.  However, there are moments, like this, where he can be an intolerable cunt.