Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I don't wanna give you all the horn Comrades, but I sense a WAD in the mist. Excellent, open your mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, nuke2000 said: Excellent, open your mouths You wouldn't want to see all of my mouths open, I assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Back on topic Bender Stokes should be sacked and locked up. Fucking closeted tosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, nuke2000 said: Eat shit cunt slime Gosh! I don't know how I'm going to recover from this master class of cunting prowess. was it nice making sand castles in the school corridor, while the other kids learned maths and English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gosh! I don't know how I'm going to recover from this master class of cunting prowess. was it nice making sand castles in the school corridor, while the other kids learned maths and English? There speaks the queen of maturity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gosh! I don't know how I'm going to recover from this master class of cunting prowess. was it nice making sand castles in the school corridor, while the other kids learned maths and English? Baws is gonna love Puke2000's fanciful punctuation dexterity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, nuke2000 said: There speaks the queen of maturity. What the fuck does maturity have to do with it? Irrelevant Flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck does maturity have to do with it? Irrelevant Flid. Yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Baws is gonna love Puke2000's fanciful punctuation dexterity. Just when you think the bar can't go any lower.. ..some cunt digs a hole and buries it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, nuke2000 said: Yawn Fuck off albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off albert. Fuck of sounding rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just now, nuke2000 said: Fuck of sounding rod Have you had some kind of cerebral haemorrhage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck does maturity have to do with it? Irrelevant Flid. Back on topic; it surprises me that the club's bouncer, oops sorry, door operative, turned down 300 notes to let him in the club. A boun........door operative turning down 300 quid? Bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you had some kind of cerebral haemorrhage? Close... You're on the right track: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Back on topic; it surprises me that the club's bouncer, oops sorry, door operative, turned down 300 notes to let him in the club. A boun........door operative turning down 300 quid? Bollocks. It was a page of sheet music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you had some kind of cerebral haemorrhage? No, what's your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, nuke2000 said: No, what's your excuse? What are you still doing here Albert? I thought I told you to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Back on topic; it surprises me that the club's bouncer, oops sorry, door operative, turned down 300 notes to let him in the club. A boun........door operative turning down 300 quid? Bollocks. It wouldn't normally happen. The club was probably in the middle of a spot-check from the SIA or police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck does maturity have to do with it? Irrelevant Flid. Would it be permissable to alter fuck to fack, so we can make FlidSpack2©? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Ben Stokes is a bit of cunt for having a scrap outside a nightclub whilst tanked up.He’s even more of a cunt for simply going to a nightclub whilst representing England at cricket 🏏. However he certainly doesn’t deserve to be tried on social media based on 1 days evidence from the prosecution. I hope he gets off... I'm conflicted here punkers old bean; on one hand he's a fantastic cricketer who our side is built around and his absence was one of the reasons we took such an arse fucking down under. On the other he's an irresponsible drunken ginger yob who, if he were one of the 1000s like him who make utter cunts of themselves on a sat night, I'd gladly pour petrol on him and light a match. He was, however, taking on the gays. Are you ok with this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: I'm sure Punkers bats for the other side He doesn't bat .. he holds their balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm conflicted here punkers old bean; on one hand he's a fantastic cricketer who our side is built around and his absence was one of the reasons we took such an arse fucking down under. On the other he's an irresponsible drunken ginger yob who, if he were one of the 1000s like him who make utter cunts of themselves on a sat night, I'd gladly pour petrol on him and light a match. He was, however, taking on the gays. Are you ok with this? Well that will all come out in the trial..... They might have been after his stumps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm conflicted here punkers old bean; on one hand he's a fantastic cricketer who our side is built around and his absence was one of the reasons we took such an arse fucking down under. On the other he's an irresponsible drunken ginger yob who, if he were one of the 1000s like him who make utter cunts of themselves on a sat night, I'd gladly pour petrol on him and light a match. He was, however, taking on the gays. Are you ok with this? He should be taken to one side and reminded that in in more civilised and genteel days, Geoff Boycott was also a bit handy with his fists, but showed the grace and dignity to only beat up his wife and mistress behind closed doors. To be honest, a good old fashioned drunken punch up is far more acceptable than a bigheaded northern cunt knocking women about. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well that will all come out in the trial..... They might have been after his stumps.... No, I think stokes is just a thick as fuck piss head who if he weren't good at sport would more than likely be in jail. He's got history of being sent home from an England tour before for similar behaviour I think he'll be very lucky to avoid time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Well that will all come out in the trial..... They might have been after his stumps.... If it's a trial about cricket, he'll probably get bailed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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