Super Car Sunday’s BBC III

[Bubba C]

16 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

I can only tell you the facts. I retired as an engineering director. One of many, since this is the world's largest vehicle maker and there are many sites, brands and people. We did not have THE director of engineering. I have no interest in the trials of others, I merely report my own actions, which were to lead a team designing engines to meet customer needs. One of those needs was to pass vehicle homologation requirements in each country of sale. Our vehicles used ECU systems and software in which nothing was hidden and no deviant practices were involved. A sensible program produced acceptable results, especially in the parameters being measured during testing.

If I were still working at the Group, I would do exactly the same again. We helped people with economical, reliable, safe vehicles, exceeding all government testing requirements. If you don't agree, I cannot say I'm all that bothered.

Did you ever sit on any ethics committees? 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

55 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

I can only tell you the facts. I retired as an engineering director. One of many, since this is the world's largest vehicle maker and there are many sites, brands and people. We did not have THE director of engineering. I have no interest in the trials of others, I merely report my own actions, which were to lead a team designing engines to meet customer needs. One of those needs was to pass vehicle homologation requirements in each country of sale. Our vehicles used ECU systems and software in which nothing was hidden and no deviant practices were involved. A sensible program produced acceptable results, especially in the parameters being measured during testing.

If I were still working at the Group, I would do exactly the same again. We helped people with economical, reliable, safe vehicles, exceeding all government testing requirements. If you don't agree, I cannot say I'm all that bothered.

A retarded director of engineering, eh.  That figures. 

… be drinking PG Tips with the rest of the Chimps. 

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If it's anything to do with Andalusian toilet paper, or ecology grade toilet cisterns not delivering enough water to remove shit from porcelain, I'm not fucking reading it.

Indeed. The fecal stuff has worn about as thin the sparse hair on Frank's liver spotted dome.

Bill used to regularly get on the beak back in 2015 when he was at his peak, so I was hoping that he'd had a bank holiday nose bag.

His silence speaks volumes.

[Penny Farthing]

Classic Ding.

[Guest N/A]

On 8/26/2018 at 8:29 PM, Cuntybaws said:

I think we're going to have to see a photo of your last payslip/bonus before we lend this any credence. It's only fair to @Monumental cunt.

He’s a fucking fantasist.

[Guest N/A]

On 8/26/2018 at 10:11 AM, Wybunbury Bertie said:

I wonder how much of this is real rather than daft cunts like you talking about it and daft cunts listening to daft cunts like you. I know cunts that keep buying Jags and get no problems and cunts who have Mercs and  Audis and have had nothing but trouble. The real problem is cunts looking for trouble and faults and finding those trouble and faults by fiddling with the car and causing the problem. We had daft cunt drivers on the railway always failing somewhere or the other with locos and units that other drivers had no problems with. The trouble was the cunts who were failing couldn't resist poking around in engine rooms or powerpacks or overriding current limiters. There are crap car drivers out there, crap owners, crap mechanics who don't know what they are doing and crap cunts like you who don't know what they are talking about. Would anyone living in the real world come on here leaving a highly visible set of "footprints" as you have done .. you are just another Mongumental Cunt living in a fantasy world.

Sorry, but my experience is born  out of....errr experience.   I’ve had three jags and all unreliable. Servicing costs huge.  Garages shite.

[Penny Farthing]

5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Sorry, but my experience is born  out of....errr experience.   I’ve had three jags and all unreliable. Servicing costs huge.  Garages shite.

Point taken .. even Prescott only had two jags.

[Mrs Roops]

15 hours ago, sean5302 said:

I can only tell you the facts. I retired as an engineering director. One of many, since this is the world's largest vehicle maker and there are many sites, brands and people. We did not have THE director of engineering. I have no interest in the trials of others, I merely report my own actions, which were to lead a team designing engines to meet customer needs. One of those needs was to pass vehicle homologation requirements in each country of sale. Our vehicles used ECU systems and software in which nothing was hidden and no deviant practices were involved. A sensible program produced acceptable results, especially in the parameters being measured during testing.

If I were still working at the Group, I would do exactly the same again. We helped people with economical, reliable, safe vehicles, exceeding all government testing requirements. If you don't agree, I cannot say I'm all that bothered.

Colour me incredulous but I'd say you are very bothered. Too many inaccuracies in the detail is the problem, not least the confusion over Bosch and Siemens. Anyway, this episode will soon be forgotten, usually within hours though we do have an Autist in Residence who may have cause to remind you in twenty years.

[Penny Farthing]

Anyway @sean5302 what's the weather like up your way?

[Penny Farthing]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

He’s a fucking fantasist.

Truth at long last.

[Stubby Pecker]

This is officially the worst thread in CC history; car bores bragging about how fucking clever they are 

Kill them all with fire

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This is officially the worst thread in CC history; car bores bragging about how fucking clever they are 

Kill them all with fire

 7 pages of gibberish. 

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Colour me incredulous but I'd say you are very bothered. Too many inaccuracies in the detail is the problem, not least the confusion over Bosch and Siemens. Anyway, this episode will soon be forgotten, usually within hours though we do have an Autist in Residence who may have cause to remind you in twenty years.

Where is the cunt? Just give me the word and I'll go round and un-alphabetise his record collection, that'll fix the fucker.

As for poor old Sean, might I observe in passing that if it was us regular "punters" dishing out this sort of thrashing to a newbie, you'd have us all in the cooler by now?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where is the cunt? Just give me the word and I'll go round and un-alphabetise his record collection, that'll fix the fucker.

As for poor old Sean, might I observe in passing that if it was us regular "punters" dishing out this sort of thrashing to a newbie, you'd have us all in the cooler by now?

10/10 for surveillance. 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where is the cunt? Just give me the word and I'll go round and un-alphabetise his record collection, that'll fix the fucker.

As for poor old Sean, might I observe in passing that if it was us regular "punters" dishing out this sort of thrashing to a newbie, you'd have us all in the cooler by now?

No abuse from me, just reasoned debate.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where is the cunt? Just give me the word and I'll go round and un-alphabetise his record collection, that'll fix the fucker.

As for poor old Sean, might I observe in passing that if it was us regular "punters" dishing out this sort of thrashing to a newbie, you'd have us all in the cooler by now?

As with you being the resident diagnostic alchemist (and just for the record) how many times have You been in the cooler, and if so, what was your longest stretch?  

There certainly appears to be those who have never witnessed it's dankness, those that are immune, and those unfortunate souls that frequent it on a regular basis no matter what.    

[Decimus]

23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

As with you being the resident diagnostic alchemist (and just for the record) how many times have You been in the cooler, and if so, what was your longest stretch?  

There certainly appears to be those who have never witnessed it's dankness, those that are immune, and those unfortunate souls that frequent it on a regular basis no matter what.    

He's been in once, for casting aspersions on the virtue of old mother Punkape.

And thank fuck, the cooler library was catalogued in order of spunk stains per tome, but now we've got a fully functioning Dewey Decimal System.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

13 minutes ago, Decimus said:

He's been in once, for casting aspersions on the virtue of old mother Punkape.

And thank fuck, the cooler library was catalogued in order of spunk stains per tome, but now we've got a fully functioning Dewey Decimal System.

Surely not. The Dewey Decimal System is American. 

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

He's been in once, for casting aspersions on the virtue of old mother Punkape.

I was handed a week long custodial sentence - and only my second ever warning point - for that one. I'd had a couple of 48-hour bans prior to that, courtesy of some particularly tasteless comments. I've lost count of how many nominations I've had pulled over the years.

PS Not really - it's seven, since 2012. "Japanese Vomit Porn" was my favourite.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I was handed a week long custodial sentence - and only my second ever warning point - for that one. I'd had a couple of 48-hour bans prior to that, courtesy of some particularly tasteless comments. I've lost count of how many nominations I've had pulled over the years.

PS Not really - it's seven, since 2012. "Japanese Vomit Porn" was my favourite.

Approximately 1 per year then. That's above average Baws. They must have it for you. I got my seven in one foul swoop.  30 days & 30 nights without right of appeal or a lawyer. Mind you, that was my second offence at which time I was sentenced to 60 calendar days. Yes, fucking SIXTY! and simply for calling You a cunt.... oh shit, see you in October. 

[Bubba C]

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where is the cunt? Just give me the word and I'll go round and un-alphabetise his record collection, that'll fix the fucker.

As for poor old Sean, might I observe in passing that if it was us regular "punters" dishing out this sort of thrashing to a newbie, you'd have us all in the cooler by now?

Rattled. 

[Bubba C]

On 8/28/2018 at 10:03 AM, Stubby Pecker said:

This is officially the worst thread in CC history; car bores bragging about how fucking clever they are 

Kill them all with fire

I beg to differ. 

 

[Guest sean5302]

On 8/28/2018 at 9:38 AM, Mrs Roops said:

Colour me incredulous but I'd say you are very bothered. Too many inaccuracies in the detail is the problem, not least the confusion over Bosch and Siemens. Anyway, this episode will soon be forgotten, usually within hours though we do have an Autist in Residence who may have cause to remind you in twenty years.

Where shall I colour you?

We have done nothing wrong, either in UK law or EU law.

If you disagree, kindly tell me your proper name and the name of this business you operate, and I will take you to court for defamation.

I will send you full details of what we disagree on, and any other information to minimise your costs and use the courts as last resort. What is the registered address of this website, please?

The Limitations Act (in the UK) requires me to do this within 12 months. I am authorised by Volkswagen AG to do this. Now we will see who is a fantasist, Madam.

[Mrs Roops]

2 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

Where shall I colour you?

We have done nothing wrong, either in UK law or EU law.

If you disagree, kindly tell me your proper name and the name of this business you operate, and I will take you to court for defamation.

I will send you full details of what we disagree on, and any other information to minimise your costs and use the courts as last resort. What is the registered address of this website, please?

The Limitations Act (in the UK) requires me to do this within 12 months. I am authorised by Volkswagen AG to do this. Now we will see who is a fantasist, Madam.

How does one libel an anonymous entity?

[Penny Farthing]

13 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

Where shall I colour you?

We have done nothing wrong, either in UK law or EU law.

If you disagree, kindly tell me your proper name and the name of this business you operate, and I will take you to court for defamation.

I will send you full details of what we disagree on, and any other information to minimise your costs and use the courts as last resort. What is the registered address of this website, please?

The Limitations Act (in the UK) requires me to do this within 12 months. I am authorised by Volkswagen AG to do this. Now we will see who is a fantasist, Madam.

Why not sue me? I am Lord Bertram Creighton-Ward of Creighton-Ward Mansion.