ratcum Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 12 hours ago, scotty said: Hear about the thalidomide porn star, eric? He had an arm like a baby's cock. you should be on the radio with this kind of quality Grotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Punkape said: What’s this...... Norwich Hebrew Congregation3 Earlham RoadNorwichNorfolkNR2 3RAenquries@norwichsynagogue.org.uk Fuck off. I bet it's a members only club. The racist fuckin bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 14 hours ago, scotty said: Hear about the thalidomide porn star, eric? He had an arm like a baby's cock. That's the third time in a year you've posted this exact same joke. Never mind, I suppose it's armless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the third time in a year you've posted this exact same joke. Never mind, I suppose it's armless. People will keep bringing up thalidomide, baws. I'll set my mind to writing some fresh gags on the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: . I'll set my mind to writing some fresh gags on the subject. I'd like to help you with this, but I'm stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 "So, how much of my blood are you going to take?" asked the thalidomide bloke at our donor centre. "A pint, of course" I replied. "A pint??" he gasped. "That's very nearly twelve armfuls!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 My thalidomide mate quit his job at Dolphin World because of Repetitive Strain Injury. He damaged his neck twisting round every time someone called out for Flipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: My thalidomide mate quit his job at Dolphin World because of Repetitive Strain Injury. He damaged his neck twisting round every time someone called out for Flipper. Did he also go to a fancy dress party as T Rex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 9/8/2018 at 2:36 PM, Monumental cunt said: My favorite coffe is Nescafé Gold Blend, with Jammy Dodgers for dunking. Lovely. Mums Net reply Can I just offer congratulations on your most interesting and cohesive post to date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 19 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Can I just offer congratulations on your most interesting and cohesive post to date. It’s right up there with my other best post of.....Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) Edited September 11, 2018 by Mrs Roops There, corrected for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: Gracias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Do you mind if I smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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