and Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 The pathetic porn puppet Stormy Daniels claims that Donald Trump was the worst shag she ever had, and also has a small cock. FFS, the stupid tart never had me! I mean, this is a woman who makes money by taking n all cummers, and after appearing in God knows how many skin flicks it's quite likely has a cunt like a bucket, how can she be believed? She'll say and do anything if the price is right, and obviously The Don has plenty of money to waste, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'd be desperate enough to give her a poke, even if he was able to get it up, and navigate between the STD's and the sloppy-seconds. Making such claims until she's actually sampled all the goods available shows what a desperate, money grabbing, slapper she really is. I'd advise everyone to take everything she says with a pinch of salt (or a dose of penicillin!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 5 hours ago, cooze said: The pathetic porn puppet Stormy Daniels claims that Donald Trump was the worst shag she ever had, and also has a small cock. FFS, the stupid tart never had me! I mean, this is a woman who makes money by taking n all cummers, and after appearing in God knows how many skin flicks it's quite likely has a cunt like a bucket, how can she be believed? She'll say and do anything if the price is right, and obviously The Don has plenty of money to waste, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'd be desperate enough to give her a poke, even if he was able to get it up, and navigate between the STD's and the sloppy-seconds. Making such claims until she's actually sampled all the goods available shows what a desperate, money grabbing, slapper she really is. I'd advise everyone to take everything she says with a pinch of salt (or a dose of penicillin!) They stretch, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 7 hours ago, cooze said: The pathetic porn puppet Stormy Daniels claims that Donald Trump was the worst shag she ever had, and also has a small cock. FFS, the stupid tart never had me! I mean, this is a woman who makes money by taking n all cummers, and after appearing in God knows how many skin flicks it's quite likely has a cunt like a bucket, how can she be believed? She'll say and do anything if the price is right, and obviously The Don has plenty of money to waste, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'd be desperate enough to give her a poke, even if he was able to get it up, and navigate between the STD's and the sloppy-seconds. Making such claims until she's actually sampled all the goods available shows what a desperate, money grabbing, slapper she really is. I'd advise everyone to take everything she says with a pinch of salt (or a dose of penicillin!) I'd do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) At least Tangoman had the decency to pay top dollar to get his end away. Edited September 21, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: At least Tangoman had the decency to pay top dollar to get his end away. I consider it a bargain. Fucking the orange one must have been crucifying. Even for a seasoned prossie. I bet he screwed her on price beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 32 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I consider it a bargain. Fucking the orange one must have been crucifying. Even for a seasoned prossie. I bet he screwed her on price beforehand. If his past antics are anything to go by he'd have gargled on her piss, might have washed him white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If his past antics are anything to go by he'd have gargled on her piss, might have washed him white That was in homage to the relationships with the russkie tarts. He is solid Ronseal now. Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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