Guest Ollyboro Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Somecunts can drink more than others; that's just one of those things. But there's a difference between someone who can handle their drink and someone who can drink loads, but can't handle their drink. I don't consider myself to be a big drinker (3-6 pints+a couple of shorts type of guy - I far prefer marijuana) and I'll never drink more than 5 pints of Weston's Old Rosie Cider before attempting to drive home- a health and safety issue (although when I do drink drive I always wear a hi-viz vest- I'm not an idiot), but when I want to get tanked I want to get tanked. I don't want to have to stay the sober side of wankered just because the cunt I'm drinking with (specifically our lass-but there are many, many drinking partners like her) goes from pissed to comatosed in no time at all. Because if I don't stay a bit sober, who the fuck's getting us back home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Somecunts can drink more than others; that's just one of those things. But there's a difference between someone who can handle their drink and someone who can drink loads, but can't handle their drink. I don't consider myself to be a big drinker (3-6 pints+a couple of shorts type of guy - I far prefer marijuana) and I'll never drink more than 5 pints of Weston's Old Rosie Cider before attempting to drive home- a health and safety issue (although when I do drink drive I always wear a hi-viz vest- I'm not an idiot), but when I want to get tanked I want to get tanked. I don't want to have to stay the sober side of wankered just because the cunt I'm drinking with (specifically our lass-but there are many, many drinking partners like her) goes from pissed to comatosed in no time at all. Because if I don't stay a bit sober, who the fuck's getting us back home? Ditch the bitch. If she isn’t a designated sober driver and she can’t match the pace of the drink, then what fucking use is she. I told my Mrs to put her coat on the other night, she asked why are we going to the pub? I said, no, Iam going to the pub. You need you coat because I’m switching the heating off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 20 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I'll never drink more than 5 pints of Weston's Old Rosie Cider You fucking poof. I don't drink Old Rosie unless it's mixed with a hefty portion of Adnam's 6.3% Broadside ale. Lightweight faggots in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You fucking poof. I don't drink Old Rosie unless it's mixed with a hefty portion of Adnam's 6.3% Broadside ale. Lightweight faggots in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. the Irish must die Deco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Ollie, this is fucking dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 our lass? our lass?? Is this some sort of ghastly Northern thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ollie, this is fucking dreadful. I agree Bill. It's fucking dreadful like the liberation of Auschwitz was fucking dreadful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: the Irish must die Deco I'd expect this sort of outrageous betrayal from Bawsey, but I thought we had something special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 21 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Somecunts can drink more than others; that's just one of those things. But there's a difference between someone who can handle their drink and someone who can drink loads, but can't handle their drink. I don't consider myself to be a big drinker (3-6 pints+a couple of shorts type of guy - I far prefer marijuana) and I'll never drink more than 5 pints of Weston's Old Rosie Cider before attempting to drive home- a health and safety issue (although when I do drink drive I always wear a hi-viz vest- I'm not an idiot), but when I want to get tanked I want to get tanked. I don't want to have to stay the sober side of wankered just because the cunt I'm drinking with (specifically our lass-but there are many, many drinking partners like her) goes from pissed to comatosed in no time at all. Because if I don't stay a bit sober, who the fuck's getting us back home? No doubt she prefers a creamy beverage. Such as errr Baileys - or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: I agree Bill. It's fucking dreadful like the liberation of Auschwitz was fucking dreadful Fuck off. Tedious big script Tonka keyboard faggot fuck. Cock groping slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 @Stubby Pecker how about we settle our differences over a few cans of Bass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 55 minutes ago, Decimus said: You fucking poof. I don't drink Old Rosie unless it's mixed with a hefty portion of Adnam's 6.3% Broadside ale. Lightweight faggots in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Sadly, the consumption of alcohol is a long distant memory to me, but I'm sure I recall Old Rosie being stronger than 6.3%. So that makes you the lightweight fucking poof decs for watering it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: @Stubby Pecker how about we settle our differences over a few cans of Bass? You misspelt “cum”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd expect this sort of outrageous betrayal from Bawsey, but I thought we had something special. it's nothing personal you understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You misspelt “cum”. Between you and me brutha Quince, I wouldn't go near pen with one of your turds. As for spunk, there's plenty of the stuff up her cavernous bat cave, deposited some time around VE Day, for the last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 21 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Somecunts can drink more than others; that's just one of those things. But there's a difference between someone who can handle their drink and someone who can drink loads, but can't handle their drink. I don't consider myself to be a big drinker (3-6 pints+a couple of shorts type of guy - I far prefer marijuana) and I'll never drink more than 5 pints of Weston's Old Rosie Cider before attempting to drive home- a health and safety issue (although when I do drink drive I always wear a hi-viz vest- I'm not an idiot), but when I want to get tanked I want to get tanked. I don't want to have to stay the sober side of wankered just because the cunt I'm drinking with (specifically our lass-but there are many, many drinking partners like her) goes from pissed to comatosed in no time at all. Because if I don't stay a bit sober, who the fuck's getting us back home? The irony being that she can take on 3 gallons of cum without spilling a drop. Or getting ’spunk drunk’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Between you and me brutha Quince, I wouldn't go near pen with one of your turds. As for spunk, there's plenty of the stuff up her cavernous bat cave, deposited some time around VE Day, for the last time. That's all very well but how about meeting up to share the cans of Bass and being friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: That's all very well but how about meeting up to share the cans of Bass and being friends? Shove the Bass up your arse, pen; you’re done here, you crusty, old, cabbage stinking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Shove the Bass up your arse, pen; you’re done here, you crusty, old, cabbage stinking cunt. Stop grooming her, you silver tongued lothario. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Shove the Bass up your arse, pen; you’re done here, you crusty, old, cabbage stinking cunt. I have shoved the Bass up my arse you fool .. that's why I've offered it (the Bass) to Stubby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Between you and me brutha Quince, I wouldn't go near pen with one of your turds. As for spunk, there's plenty of the stuff up her cavernous bat cave, deposited some time around VE Day, for the last time. How about coming to Exmoor Tim .. I can show you how Johnny Kingdon turned his digger over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I have shoved the Bass up my arse you fool .. that's why I've offered it (the Bass) to Stubby. Barse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Barse Taint.... Biffin Bridge.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Taint.... Biffin Bridge.... Notcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Barse I don't see what your problem is. Tim lives in the forest of dean so he might as well be welsh anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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