Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 So the head teacher has got the school to train his/her dog at a time when th school finances are up the chute. If it was a couple of pit bulls to set on the little angels that would be reasonable but this one is trained to listen to childrens stories because its "not judgmental"! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-46263690 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: ...this one is trained to listen to children's stories because its "not judgemental" Total bollocks, you just know the dog is thinking, "Stop lisping, you fucking little poof." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 "Enunciate for Christ's sake! And stop saying 'Innit' - it makes you sound slovenly. Your characterisation needs working on, your plot sequencing is simply awful and as for your diction, well, it sounds like a Harp Seal being attacked by Canadian trawlermen. ....and yes, stop lisping you fucking little poof!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "Enunciate for Christ's sake! And stop saying 'Innit' - it makes you sound slovenly. Your characterisation needs working on, your plot sequencing is simply awful and as for your diction, well, it sounds like a Harp Seal being attacked by Canadian trawlermen. ....and yes, stop lisping you fucking little poof!" Hellooo therrr, I'm Fyfe Robertson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: So the head teacher has got the school to train his/her dog at a time when th school finances are up the chute. If it was a couple of pit bulls to set on the little angels that would be reasonable but this one is trained to listen to childrens stories because its "not judgmental"! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-46263690 ...According to a Freedom of Information request submitted by trade union Unison, the school has spent £2,170 training the animal to date. ?! Grindr? Growler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Well let's hope the dog has been neutered so it teaches the children about trans gender choices they might have to make. What a bitch, I mean a dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Unbefuckinglievable!! Never mind about the fucking dinner ladies, this bitch has spent more than two fucking grand of the school budget on her own fucking dog. If that’s not straightforward theft I don’t know what is. Why isn’t this cunt in prison? I fucking despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/20/2018 at 9:03 AM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Hellooo therrr, I'm Fyfe Robertson. Not Ed Winchester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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