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Asking the female Ballon D'or winner to twerk


Neil

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Guest Wizardsleeve
15 minutes ago, Neil said:

Fucking right,more entertaining than seeing her trying to kick a fucking ball.

 

Andy Murray is a PC fuck nugget

Until the twerking ends in a scat show.  Then it's only appealing to the likes of Frank.  

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On 12/4/2018 at 5:38 PM, Neil said:

Fucking right,more entertaining than seeing her trying to kick a fucking ball.

 

Andy Murray is a PC fuck nugget

She's lucky that it wasn't you hosting.

She'd be twerking alright, her whole fucking body twitching involuntarily after you'd donkey punched her and wiped your cock on her dress.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Who gives a fuck. 

The last time you were asked to twerk three of your neighbours' silver service settings dropped out.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

And the microwave. 

Lesson learned, take the newly acquired items directly to the boot sale, then begin drinking heavily and acting gyppo-like.  

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