Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 38 minutes ago, scotty said: It read more to me as if he was suggesting that stubby dreams of being arnold rimmer, alf. 🤔 Just stating that to miss an apostrophe on here while declaring someone else a dunce is suicide, which is what I wish dross features would do ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Just stating that to miss an apostrophe on here while declaring someone else a dunce is suicide, which is what I wish dross features would do ASAP. Don't exercise yourself, it's only pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/11/2018 at 7:51 AM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Your thoughts on this @Lord Punkape? Two nuns in California allegedly stole more than $500,000 from the school they had been at for years, which they spent in casinos and on vacations. Bank records show Sister Mary Margaret Kreuper and Sister Lana Lang had been embezzling funds from St. James Catholic School in Torrance for at least a decade, the Press-Telegram reported. https://www.newsweek.com/nuns-gambling-casinos-margaret-kreuper-redondo-torrence-1250634 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 9:23 AM, 'eavensabove said: It would appear that particular convent hasn't heard of indoor plumbing yet. No flush tank and the habit is around her hips. @Fender777 Where the fuck are you to sort this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: It read more to me as if he was suggesting that stubby dreams of being arnold rimmer, alf. 🤔 One of my fave shows back in the day snotty, as I was with several punter here. A reoccurring dream I have is of Alberts brutal and hilarious death over several days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: One of my fave shows back in the day snotty, as I was with several punter here. A reoccurring dream I have is of Alberts brutal and hilarious death over several days Remember the "Rimmer World" episode, stubbs? 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: Remember the "Rimmer World" episode, stubbs? 😄 I watch the first 6 series regularly. Inquisitor, Rimmer World, backwards and back to reality are favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, scotty said: Remember the "Rimmer World" episode, stubbs? 😄 Oi, Scotters, you cunt, who the fuck is Southampton's manager? Edited December 17, 2018 by Ollyboro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Oi, Scotters, you cunt, who the fuck is Southampton's manager? If he somehow manages to keep our shower of shite up then I give not one single fuck what he looks like olly. Fwiw, he's austrian and making his first assault on the premier league after managing successfully in germany. I also understand that he's cultivating a small moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 4:29 PM, Wizardsleeve said: It would appear that particular convent hasn't heard of indoor plumbing yet. No flush tank and the habit is around her hips. @Fender777 Where the fuck are you to sort this one? I'm sorting myself out now at such imagery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I'm sorting myself out now at such imagery. Pork fat for lube, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pork fat for lube, then? I was thinking more like engine oil and tin-foil, i have been told that i'm a bit of a sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I was thinking more like engine oil and tin-foil, i have been told that i'm a bit of a sicko. Eric said something similar about me today. I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric said something similar about me today. I laughed. Shit !! i thought i was the only sicko on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Shit !! i thought i was the only sicko on here. Are you disappointed by that? There are more of us than you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you disappointed by that? There are more of us than you know. Indeed. I'm currently distraught because my gimp ran into the road and was hit by an ice cream van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Indeed. I'm currently distraught because my gimp ran into the road and was hit by an ice cream van. Look on the brightside killa, at least you got a free Cornetto out of it Every turd as a silver lining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Look on the brightside killa, at least you got a free Cornetto out of it Every turd as a silver lining And every gimp has a creamy ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 31 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I was thinking more like engine oil and tin-foil, i have been told that i'm a bit of a sicko. 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Look on the brightside killa, at least you got a free Cornetto out of it Every turd as a silver lining It could have a silver coating as well, if Fends forgets to remove the tin foil from your arsehole when he's finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It could have a silver coating as well, if Fends forgets to remove the tin foil from your arsehole when he's finished. Is there a choice of lubricating substrate? I'm guessing no if I've just been claw hammered unconscious ... Please not the axel grease and iron filings again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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