Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 A true atrocity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A true atrocity... What do you expect of a devout Christian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 All of them are an atrocity. Christmas is for cunts, poofs and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 This is the best Xmas song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Syringe your ears with this Punkers,Mariah Carey can get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Syringe your ears with this Punkers,Mariah Carey can get fucked. There are few universal truths in this life. But one of them is that when a man simultaneously reaches a certain age and girth, you can rightly assume that he's going to like metal music. Absolutely fucking dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Speaking of dreadful, thankfully the age of the novelty Christmas song appears to by and large be over. I'd wager that this one from the early 2000s is up there on Punkape's all time favourites list. Not only is it absolutely shit and gay as fuck, he can also fantasise about shoving the various stars of the video up his fucking arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Christmas candle holders .. on sale in the Isle of Man apparently .. your thoughts @Earl of Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: There are few universal truths in this life. But one of them is that when a man simultaneously reaches a certain age and girth, you can rightly assume that he's going to like metal music. Absolutely fucking dreadful. Morning Puppet Man. I've no doubt you're fucking ecstatic at the news Kylie is headlining Glastonbury next year,couple that with listening to the Birdie Song on loop and I reckon you're as happy as pig in shit.I imagine in reality you're one of those cunts that thinks 'Love will tear us apart' is the best tune ever written when in fact it's the flattest vocal on vinyl sung by an absolute drugged up cuntard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I imagine in reality you're one of those cunts that thinks 'Love will tear us apart' is the best tune ever written when in fact it's the flattest vocal on vinyl sung by an absolute drugged up cuntard. Actually, I much prefer New Order to the original incarnation of Joy Division. The Perfect Kiss on 12" vinyl shits all over any dirge warbled by Curtis. As for the likes of Lemmy, and Iommi, if I wanted to listen to a load of hairy ugly cunts screaming and bashing shit together, I'd visit the chimpanzee enclosure at London zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Actually, I much prefer New Order to the original incarnation of Joy Division. The Perfect Kiss on 12" vinyl shits all over any dirge warbled by Curtis. As for the likes of Lemmy, and Iommi, if I wanted to listen to a load of hairy ugly cunts screaming and bashing shit together, I'd visit the chimpanzee enclosure at London zoo. Decimus you bloody tease! I thought this was going to be some of that specialist lesbian scat porn I go in for. I got the flannel out, dropped the grundies, cleared out the library and was all primed and awaiting flight clearance - and you end up your posting with that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Christmas candle holders .. on sale in the Isle of Man apparently .. your thoughts @Earl of Punkape? Punkers would only get on their wick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Actually, I much prefer New Order to the original incarnation of Joy Division. The Perfect Kiss on 12" vinyl shits all over any dirge warbled by Curtis. As for the likes of Lemmy, and Iommi, if I wanted to listen to a load of hairy ugly cunts screaming and bashing shit together, I'd visit the chimpanzee enclosure at London zoo. ....or The Larkman Estate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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