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4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Would you please consider keeping any future drivel short, racist and to the point?

You can't seriously expect me to wade through all of this utter fucking nonsense and then hail it as an economic appraisal worthy of the Financial Times. Can you?

Tell me a John Barnes joke or fuck off.

 

Bin Bag Barnes.     

Bin Bags are black.

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Just now, DrCunt said:

Don't be so cis, could be his brother in law.

Yes now a trans lady boy could mean that a brother in law could come into the equation.

 

iam not going to report you for this as iam not a soppy Gay fucking limp wristed snowflake who needs soppy fucking rules to hide behind and cry.

i will simply say, fuck off you lonely at Xmas cunt.  Do they do Xmas dinners for ONE at Lidl?

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1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

In a global economy a 25% slide is irrelevant you prick.   People with cash now have 25% more buying power.    So if I choose to invest in my, say, pension today, I buy lots more units than last month.     What the problem.

As for the average Joe on the streets, they don’t give a shit, they are not aware of such trivia.    The world markets collapsed back in 2007 and the banking world was in turmoil.  But we just got up and carried on.   If you switch off the news it’s quite refreshing and it’s as though all is peaceful.  Just like back in 1978 before all this 24 hour news bollocks where every slight disappointment is labeled,   Utter fucking extreme disaster.   They have to sensationalize everything just to fill the daily shit with shit.   Switch it off.  Go fuck a Thai bird, smoke some shit and relax bro.

I imagine he's balls deep in a ladyboy as we speak while the other ladyboys are making fun of him in thai and spreading the word that his cock resembles a lion bar.

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9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m on holiday here in “Chinkland” with my wife you stupid fucking Cunt. 

As I’ve said before, magnanimity in victory isn’t common among you Gammon types is it?

Shitty Christmas and a fucking dreadful New Year to you. 

The coming stroke might be brutal. Good luck finding a fully staffed hospital you fucking dunce.

And it’s away FROM Britain you dribbling imbecile.

Gammon types? no you've got me all wrong, i voted remain but in retrospect i'm glad we're leaving the EU. What annoys me is  cuntbags like you who are apparently so distraught that we're leaving the beloved EU, but never actually fuck off and live in some smelly french shithole that you love so much because you're hypocrites and you know which way your bread is buttered. I'll have a great christmas too thanks.

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1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Gammon types? no you've got me all wrong, i voted remain but in retrospect i'm glad we're leaving the EU. What annoys is me cuntbags like you who are apparently so distraught that we're leaving the beloved EU, but never actually fuck off and live in some smelly french shithole that you love so much because you're hypocrites and you know which way your bread is buttered. I'll have a great christmas too thanks.

I was worried the corner was getting too intellectual.

Thank God you turned up.

Fuckhead.

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15 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

I was worried the corner was getting too intellectual.

Thank God you turned up.

Fuckhead.

That was really never an issue with you around

fuck off

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3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Switch it off.  Go fuck a Thai bird, smoke some shit and relax bro.

Quite prepared to say my read of the Brexit situation might well be wrong MC, indeed it’s the vitriolic and evangelical certainty of many in this debate that’s most off putting. None of us know what happens next for sure. Though I’m physically leaving, I still have considerable financial interest in the UK doing well so your news on London construction starts is welcome, if a little hard to follow logically. 

So I’ll take your advice today and tune out. Fresh pineapple for breakfast, a chuckle at the ongoing plight of Gatwick airport, an eye roll at that Ereptile creature who I can only assume has a major learning disability, then it’s on with the holiday. 

There was a outbreak of poop related posting yesterday which Admin seems to have fixed, though it’s convinced me to seek amusement elsewhere for a bit. 

TTFN. 

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2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Gammon types? no you've got me all wrong, i voted remain but in retrospect i'm glad we're leaving the EU. What annoys is me cuntbags like you who are apparently so distraught that we're leaving the beloved EU, but never actually fuck off and live in some smelly french shithole that you love so much because you're hypocrites and you know which way your bread is buttered. I'll have a great christmas too thanks.

Holy fucking Jesus. 

I’m as torn as Punkape’s frenulum in weighing my response. 

On the one hand you’re a complete fucking dickhead who writes in eye-watering cliche so ignorant I can only imagine you lick the phone while talking into it. 

On the other hand, you are a total Cunt.

i recommend urgent self-immolation.

Fuck off at once.

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5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

In a global economy a 25% slide is irrelevant you prick.   People with cash now have 25% more buying power.    So if I choose to invest in my, say, pension today, I buy lots more units than last month.     What the problem.

As for the average Joe on the streets, they don’t give a shit, they are not aware of such trivia.    The world markets collapsed back in 2007 and the banking world was in turmoil.  But we just got up and carried on.   If you switch off the news it’s quite refreshing and it’s as though all is peaceful.  Just like back in 1978 before all this 24 hour news bollocks where every slight disappointment is labeled,   Utter fucking extreme disaster.   They have to sensationalize everything just to fill the daily shit with shit.   Switch it off.  Go fuck a Thai bird, smoke some shit and relax bro.

Fucking hell. You don't have 25% more buying power, you have less. I take your point about purchasing more units, but that only works if the pension invests solely in a Footsie tracker fund which, if performing above expectations, will cost the same if not more in any case. BIM that if the units are now cheaper then the total value of your investment will have significantly reduced.  If however the pension fund is looking for a balanced growth then it will also have to invest abroad especially in emerging markets in which case your purchasing power is less.

The "average Joe" is not aware of this 'cos large corporations plan ahead for all eventualities by way of trading on the options market and so protect themselves by hedging.

MC, as a right of centre libertarian I welcome your POV and may you continue to exercise your right of opinion to the Brexit debate at The Corner, but sometimes I do wish you STFU as you do more harm than good for the pro-leaver camp. You are the Brexit team's own-goal specialist.

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15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

..[MC] I still have considerable financial interest in the UK doing well so your news on London construction starts is welcome, if a little hard to follow logically. 

So I’ll take your advice today and tune out. Fresh pineapple for breakfast, a chuckle at the ongoing plight of Gatwick airport, an eye roll at that Ereptile creature who I can only assume has a major learning disability, then it’s on with the holiday. 

There was a outbreak of poop related posting yesterday which Admin seems to have fixed, though it’s convinced me to seek amusement elsewhere for a bit. 

TTFN. 

TBH, I also wanted to pull the chump apart on his take of the construction scene, but I ran the risk of being seen to enjoy myself too much.

As for the "poop posting" that was expeditiously dealt with in a process lasting no longer than ten seconds.

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18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You’re welcome to your frozen irrelevant island Judy. Just keep paying my pension.

Merry Christmas and fuck off. 

PS. “Two Bob” now worth 25% less than 2016.

The “rough boys” bullied you at school didn’t they? That’s why you hate and fear the working class.

You much prefer the poor, brown foreign people who are grateful and know their place don’t you?

Run away little middle class boy. It’s not our fault you didn’t go to private school with all the other posh boys you envied so much.

Maybe you wouldn’t have been reduced to spending your time on a website bragging about your wealth and cleverness to cunts you have never met and never will.

Wanker.

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1 minute ago, judgetwi said:

The “rough boys” bullied you at school didn’t they? That’s why you hate and fear the working class.

You much prefer the poor, brown foreign people who are grateful and know their place don’t you?

Run away little middle class boy. It’s not our fault you didn’t go to private school with all the other posh boys you envied so much.

Maybe you wouldn’t have been reduced to spending your time on a website bragging about your wealth and cleverness to cunts you have never met and never will.

Wanker.

Judge, if I may take just a moment, I'd like to compliment you for your unrelenting mastery of parade pissing.  You really know how cast a pall over what are otherwise the worlds greatest delusions from the worlds largest fantasist cunts.

Un-fucking-canny, that. 

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1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

The “rough boys” bullied you at school didn’t they? That’s why you hate and fear the working class.

You much prefer the poor, brown foreign people who are grateful and know their place don’t you?

Run away little middle class boy. It’s not our fault you didn’t go to private school with all the other posh boys you envied so much.

Maybe you wouldn’t have been reduced to spending your time on a website bragging about your wealth and cleverness to cunts you have never met and never will.

Wanker.

There you go again Judy getting your panties in a bunch. I don’t understand your vitriol. You lot won! The people have spoken! Remember?

For the record I was never bullied at school. I was quite good at sport and in my school that kept you off radar to the heavy-of-knuckle crowd.

This grandson of miners from South Yorkshire is very proud of my working class roots. I have many friends who would consider themselves working class and I neither hate or fear them. I spent most of my career treating the working class. I’m only middle class because my education gave me choices and opportunities.

Including the choice to fuck off from a country I no longer feel comfortable in. Mostly this is due to pigshit thick wankers like you too boneheaded to consider they might have called things wrong. I might be wrong and the UK might boom for a decade in a new Utopia. Great. 

I don’t envy the privately educated and their wanky biscuit game. Ritual sodomy is not my thing. 

I wish you and the UK all the best. 

Now fuck off and let me get back to my mango. 

Knobhead.

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1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

the worlds greatest delusions 

I’ve not been around as long as some, but I know that by now my IP address will have been mined, and if I really was in a grotty Wallsend bedsit with my dick in my hand, I’d be had on toast by one of the big beasts and rightly so. 

It’s a gorgeous 31 here today and they are playing The Clash at the bar. Marvellous. 

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34 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ve not been around as long as some, but I know that by now my IP address will have been mined, and if I really was in a grotty Wallsend bedsit with my dick in my hand, I’d be had on toast by one of the big beasts and rightly so. 

It’s a gorgeous 31 here today and they are playing The Clash at the bar. Marvellous. 

Your IP, and other information has been received, collated and analysed. Your name is Keith Higginbottom, you are slightly mentally retarded and in a creepy way. You live permanently in warden assisted accommodation in Ilford. You are currently in south east Asia, enjoying a package tour, booked via; @spanky.kinkytour.com

you filthy fucking deviant.

And as for medical qualifications, you worked for 3 months as a volunteer for St. John's ambulance. But they got rid of you because 3 elderly ladies complained that you tried to gynaecologically examine them after complaining of light-headedness.

All of these facts are verified by Admin. You sir, are a fucking charlatan!

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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Your IP, and other information has been received, collated and analysed. Your name is Keith Higginbottom, you are slightly mentally retarded and in a creepy way. You live permanently in warden assisted accommodation in Ilford. You are currently in south east Asia, enjoying a package tour, booked via; @spanky.kinkytour.com

you filthy fucking deviant.

And as for medical qualifications, you worked for 3 months as a volunteer for St. John's ambulance. But they got rid of you because 3 elderly ladies complained that you tried to gynaecologically examine them after complaining of light-headedness.

All of these facts are verified by Admin. You sir, are a fucking charlatan!

Damn. I thought I’d gotten away with it. 

Outrageous defamation re the collapsing ladies though. I draw the line at a TUBE here. 

As for fucking Ilford, expect a letter from my lawyers Messrs Carter-Fuck shortly. 

Arkell vs Pressdram (1971) etc.

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Your IP, and other information has been received, collated and analysed. Your name is Keith Higginbottom, you are slightly mentally retarded and in a creepy way. You live permanently in warden assisted accommodation in Ilford. You are currently in south east Asia, enjoying a package tour, booked via; @spanky.kinkytour.com

you filthy fucking deviant.

And as for medical qualifications, you worked for 3 months as a volunteer for St. John's ambulance. But they got rid of you because 3 elderly ladies complained that you tried to gynaecologically examine them after complaining of light-headedness.

All of these facts are verified by Admin. You sir, are a fucking charlatan!

His surname is Ramsbottom.

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12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yes now a trans lady boy could mean that a brother in law could come into the equation.

 

iam not going to report you for this as iam not a soppy Gay fucking limp wristed snowflake who needs soppy fucking rules to hide behind and cry.

i will simply say, fuck off you lonely at Xmas cunt.  Do they do Xmas dinners for ONE at Lidl?

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