Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Can't do it yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Too late, got him! I will pm you my email address then we can take the fucker to the cleaners. Do cleaners have arrays of rotating knives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 I'm waiting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just like waiting for the Cunt called Eric . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Do cleaners have arrays of rotating knives? I saw a few interesting solvents, dissolve a cow in minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Just like waiting for the Cunt called Eric . . . . . . . . . . Keep waiting, I could piss all over your burning corpse, but you are not worth a life sentence. Keep going with your drunken meltdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Keep waiting, I could piss all over your burning corpse, but you are not worth a life sentence. I'm not a corpse and I'm not on fire, you already have a life sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: I'm not a corpse and I'm not on fire, you already have a life sentence. My life is great, not really a sentence but a blessing. You will be a corpse and burning seconds after meeting me. Now ask the nurse to tuck you in tightly, so tightly you go blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: My life is great, not really a sentence but a blessing. You will be a corpse and burning seconds after meeting me. Now ask the nurse to tuck you in tightly, so tightly you go blue. Yeah but, you won't meet, you're too scared hiding behind your screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I saw a few interesting solvents, dissolve a cow in minutes. Embalming equipment and those solvents could create programming suitable for the entire family. "New on BBC2, the new reality programme about eliminating dreadful scum..." The perfect way to lift the spirits after this dreadful season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 @Earl Albert of Ross, I feel a bit guilty about this 'cos you've given me 4 likes this evening. Normally I don't put in an appearance at The Corner on Saturday night as because its usually party night, but with Xmas I have party fatigue so its a night home for me, also having just giggled through the Indonesian gangster gore fest "The Night Comes for Us" on Netflix with my (adult) kids (before that, we also watched Centurion, also on Netflix) I have a need for violence. Albert, for your comfort and convenience I going to rest you for a few hours 'cos you're not contributing much to the discourse and you're making a pratt of yourself. Cya tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Embalming equipment and those solvents could create programming suitable for the entire family. "New on BBC2, the new reality programme about eliminating dreadful scum..." The perfect way to lift the spirits after this dreadful season. Southend scum, the worst kind. Fucking North Sea wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I saw a few interesting solvents, dissolve a cow in minutes. Just make sure you get the good stuff or results may vary: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: @Earl Albert of Ross, I feel a bit guilty about this 'cos you've given me 4 likes this evening. Normally I don't put in an appearance at The Corner on Saturday night as because its usually party night, but with Xmas I have party fatigue so its a night home for me, also having just giggled through the Indonesian gangster gore fest "The Night Comes for Us" on Netflix with my (adult) kids (before that, we also watched Centurion, also on Netflix) I have a need for violence. Albert, for your comfort and convenience I going to rest you for a few hours 'cos you're not contributing much to the discourse and you're making a pratt of yourself. Cya tomorrow. Game set and match. Night all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Just make sure you get the good stuff or results may vary: You do realise, after 10 pints of Stella, that's gonna look like Pamela Anderson to Neil. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You do realise, after 10 pints of Stella, that's gonna look like Pamela Anderson to Neil. Hope he's OK with sloppy seconds then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Earl Albert of Ross, I feel a bit guilty about this 'cos you've given me 4 likes this evening. Normally I don't put in an appearance at The Corner on Saturday night as because its usually party night, but with Xmas I have party fatigue so its a night home for me, also having just giggled through the Indonesian gangster gore fest "The Night Comes for Us" on Netflix with my (adult) kids (before that, we also watched Centurion, also on Netflix) I have a need for violence. Albert, for your comfort and convenience I going to rest you for a few hours 'cos you're not contributing much to the discourse and you're making a pratt of yourself. Cya tomorrow. Now, what about his blatant disregard of rule 4?? See three direct punter noms on the topic list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Now, what about his blatant disregard of rule 4?? See three direct punter noms on the topic list. That's been dealt with, it takes a few moments for the servers (we have several) to copy and synch each other. I'll read the rest of the discourse tomorrow when I can be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Just now, Mrs Roops said: That's been dealt with, it takes a few moments for the servers (we have several) to copy and synch each other. I'll read the rest of the discourse tomorrow when I can be arsed. I just saw that. I needed to refresh the screen as well. I'd still like to cast albert in a real life gory slasher film. He just turned out of his usual rodent trap, and started having a go. What a mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 26 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Just like waiting for the Cunt called Eric . . . . . . . . . . That's what all this is about, trying to get my attention again. You peculiar little homosexual stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Earl Albert of Ross, I feel a bit guilty about this 'cos you've given me 4 likes this evening. Normally I don't put in an appearance at The Corner on Saturday night as because its usually party night, but with Xmas I have party fatigue so its a night home for me, also having just giggled through the Indonesian gangster gore fest "The Night Comes for Us" on Netflix with my (adult) kids (before that, we also watched Centurion, also on Netflix) I have a need for violence. Albert, for your comfort and convenience I going to rest you for a few hours 'cos you're not contributing much to the discourse and you're making a pratt of yourself. Cya tomorrow. Is it really necessary to give us all this “party on dude” and “ I’m too cool for school “ fucking bullshit? Why don’t you just tell us how rich and clever you are and leave it at that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Is it really necessary to give us all this “party on dude” and “ I’m too cool for school “ fucking bullshit? Why don’t you just tell us how rich and clever you are and leave it at that? No thanks. Frank doing that is enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Is it really necessary to give us all this “party on dude” and “ I’m too cool for school “ fucking bullshit? Why don’t you just tell us how rich and clever you are and leave it at that? I dunno judgetwi, it sorta balances out a tiresome old fart who usually hits the site at midnight (presumably when his wife has gone upstairs and doesn't see what hubby gets up to) and who regales us about the contents of his carry-out and Stavros' revolting offerings and does his amalgamation of James Whale and James O'Brien "man of the people/rebel without a clue" act and talks total bollox, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Bullseye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bullseye! What did Stavros serve tonight? Something exceedingly greasy and unfriendly to continued proper heart function I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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