Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 No, the name isn't made up for comedic effect. This little bastard is the son of Muslim hate preacher and pirate prosthesis enthusiast, Abu Hamza. Little Imran has been arrested for possession of a firearm in connection to the stabbed security guard in London, surprise surprise, also tied to Islam. Why the fuck do we accommodate these fucking savage hateful fucking cunts? Hamza may have been fucked off, but did the authorities really think that his closest relatives and associates would have views and beliefs any less fucking barbaric than his? we should have rounded up every cunt associated with him and dumped them out the back of a Hercules over the sharky bit of the Pacific. Imran Mostafa Kamel is a cunt, his dad's a cunt, and he'll end up producing a load of cunty kids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, the name isn't made up for comedic effect. This little bastard is the son of Muslim hate preacher and pirate prosthesis enthusiast, Abu Hamza. Little Imran has been arrested for possession of a firearm in connection to the stabbed security guard in London, surprise surprise, also tied to Islam. Why the fuck do we accommodate these fucking savage hateful fucking cunts? Hamza may have been fucked off, but did the authorities really think that his closest relatives and associates would have views and beliefs any less fucking barbaric than his? we should have rounded up every cunt associated with him and dumped them out the back of a Hercules over the sharky bit of the Pacific. Imran Mostafa Kamel is a cunt, his dad's a cunt, and he'll end up producing a load of cunty kids. Careful Eric, if the tragic Mary Beard fiasco taught us anything is that a top shelf cunt such as little Imran hears he is being cunted, we'll all be worse for it. Our peace loving yet bath fearing friends, have a buggered interpretation of the value of human life from one cunt to another. What's more important, was he handled with the utmost care and dignity? Has every possible courtesy been extended to appease his fucking goat shagging family? Has the very best legal team been assembled at the cost of several poorer cunts in dire need of proper assistance and advice; after all, little Imran can't possibly spend a night in jail with the common domestic peasants! I'm not convinced the poor sharks would know what to do with the BO and sumac smelling bastards, however I do believe that pushing them out of said Hercules into a shallow pond of warm soapy water will dispose of them effectively since they've never been in it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ...arrested for possession of a firearm in connection to the stabbed security guard in London... Face it, when the news of a stabbed bouncer first broke there wasn't a single punter on here who didn't think, "Fuck me, I wonder if that's Eric? Oh, please, please, let it be Eric!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Face it, when the news of a stabbed bouncer first broke there wasn't a single punter on here who didn't think, "Fuck me, I wonder if that's Eric? Oh, please, please, let it be Eric!" How about a picture of that bloke, kissing that bird's arse?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Face it, when the news of a stabbed bouncer first broke there wasn't a single punter on here who didn't think, "Fuck me, I wonder if that's Eric? Oh, please, please, let it be Eric!" I reckon eric was the prototype for Norman the Doorman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, the name isn't made up for comedic effect. This little bastard is the son of Muslim hate preacher and pirate prosthesis enthusiast, Abu Hamza. Little Imran has been arrested for possession of a firearm in connection to the stabbed security guard in London, surprise surprise, also tied to Islam. Why the fuck do we accommodate these fucking savage hateful fucking cunts? Hamza may have been fucked off, but did the authorities really think that his closest relatives and associates would have views and beliefs any less fucking barbaric than his? we should have rounded up every cunt associated with him and dumped them out the back of a Hercules over the sharky bit of the Pacific. Imran Mostafa Kamel is a cunt, his dad's a cunt, and he'll end up producing a load of cunty kids. Must have a Camel 🐫. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 😂 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Yeah but the dead bouncer was a Roma gyppo so that’s a 0-0 draw then. Extra time being played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 I would say more like 1-1, both own goals and in off the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: How about a picture of that bloke, kissing that bird's arse?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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