Guest judgetwi Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Did you ever get the 'orn for Kim Wilde? Kim should re- make her classic hit: 🎶 we’re the kids in America....... .....nutty cunts shoot the fuck out of us 🎶 Hey.....I never claimed to be a songwriter so fuck you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 55 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Kim should re- make her classic hit: 🎶 we’re the kids in America....... .....nutty cunts shoot the fuck out of us 🎶 Hey.....I never claimed to be a songwriter so fuck you! But you do think that you're the fucking Fonz? Hey!?! I mean, really Arthu..Judy. We know you own a little motorcycle, but do you sport a leather jacket and hang around the shitters with younger men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: But you do think that you're the fucking Fonz? Hey!?! I mean, really Arthu..Judy. We know you own a little motorcycle, but do you sport a leather jacket and hang around the shitters with younger men? Really Smoggy? You seriously think i’m going to engage in playground sexual abuse? Ain’t happening mate. There are plenty of dumb cunts on here who can accommodate you i’m sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 37 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Really Smoggy? You seriously think i’m going to engage in playground sexual abuse? Ain’t happening mate. There are plenty of dumb cunts on here who can accommodate you i’m sure. Hey, I would sincerely hope that you wouldn't engage in sexual abuse in a playground, or anywhere else, Judy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Yesterday a British Airways plane landed at Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorf .. these days that is a very easy mistake to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Yesterday a British Airways plane landed at Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorf .. these days that is a very easy mistake to make. Doesn't matter where it landed, it's all the EU (unfortunately) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, cooze said: Doesn't matter where it landed, it's all the EU (unfortunately) Our politicians are doing what they think is best (for them). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Wednesday...... Thursday........ Friday..........hurrah!.....Brexit Day!! Free at last, free at last.....thank God Almighty we’re free at last!! Eh? Do what? What do you mean it ain’t happening? Listen cunt, we won the vote and she promised.....March 29th, that’s what she said. Who are you calling a thick naive cunt? Fuck you wanker! Peoples Vote? What the fuck is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Peoples Vote? What the fuck is that? That's when, those people who are old enough and informed enough to make their mark, and can be arsed enough to prize themselves away from daytime tv, internet porn, or the pub, put a little cross in the 'leave' box, in the hope that parliament will honour their wishes, something to do with democracy or summat, it'll never catch on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 After two years of Trump making their nation the laughing stock of the world, Americans can finally breathe a sigh of relief. The countdown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson has begun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 26/03/2019 at 09:08, The Bishop said: Yesterday a British Airways plane landed at Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorf .. these days that is a very easy mistake to make. That’s really strange cos an Ethiopian Airlines plane landed 3 hours ahead of schedule in a field, another easy mistake to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 27 minutes ago, scotty said: After two years of Trump making their nation the laughing stock of the world, Americans can finally breathe a sigh of relief. The countdown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson has begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Pob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Vote for me Boris is a cunt. Honest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 There's a place in Wales called "Cum". Well okay it's actually "Cwm", but still. Then there's "Chorlton Cum Hardly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: There's a place in Wales called "Cum". Well okay it's actually "Cwm", but still. Then there's "Chorlton Cum Hardly" You ever picked any flowers from the valleys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 39 minutes ago, scotty said: After two years of Trump making their nation the laughing stock of the world, Americans can finally breathe a sigh of relief. The countdown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson has begun. I'd rather ram cock shaped pieces of Garry Glitter's frozen shit into my eye sockets Splotty. He's a Churchill tribute act, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Bishop said: You ever picked any flowers from the valleys? fuck off you squelchy ectopic sub-creature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck off you squelchy ectopic sub-creature Get fucked Dumlebore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 The result so far. Remaining Brexit options not supported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'd rather ram cock shaped pieces of Garry Glitter's frozen shit into my eye sockets Splotty. He's a Churchill tribute act, that's all. I didn't say I was keen on the idea ratty. The only thing going for him is that he's not Michael Gove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 53 minutes ago, The Bishop said: The result so far. Remaining Brexit options not supported 29th March perhaps, we'll probably be almost out, possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pob! 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Dear Deirdre, As I am severely allergic to nuts I have to be careful when I eat out. The other night I dined in a delightful little Westminster bistro where the Maitre d assured me there were no nut products in my scrumptious Caesar Salad. It was very yummy but, on visiting the conveniences I was horrified to see my reflection in the mirror. My lips had bloated up and my skin had turned deathly white, clammy and scabby. Then I realised that I was that cunt Michael fucking Gove. Yours Sincerely, M Gove Oily, creepy, turncoat, untrustworthy piece of shit and PM in waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Dear Deirdre, As I am severely allergic to nuts I have to be careful when I eat out. The other night I dined in a delightful little Westminster bistro where the Maitre d assured me there were no nut products in my scrumptious Caesar Salad. It was very yummy but, on visiting the conveniences I was horrified to see my reflection in the mirror. My lips had bloated up and my skin had turned deathly white, clammy and scabby. Then I realised that I was that cunt Michael fucking Gove. Yours Sincerely, M Gove Oily, creepy, turncoat, untrustworthy piece of shit and PM in waiting. He's a dead ringer for the piggy faced gestapo cunt from Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's a dead ringer for the piggy faced gestapo cunt from Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Lets hope the Tory fucker melts as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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