Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) Apparently there's some new Pokemon film coming out called "Detective Pikachu" or some such shite set in London, which will no doubt be full of cliches and bowler hats, twee shit and stereotypes out of date by 100 years. Not only that not one but TWO new Pokemon games are coming out set in the WHOLE of the UK , again set in some bizarre victorian era steampunk style fictional version of the UK, despite being set in modern times? Also the whole fucking island is upside down. Again full of out of date cliches and stereotypes. FFS if you're going to set it in the UK at least do some research first you twats instead of looking at pictures of it from 200 years ago. I fully expect Pikachu to get his phone stolen by scooter muggers or it's not accurate. Should we be flattered by this or not? What's your opinion? You'll have to excuse me not being able to directly insert images and instead using a link as i've got a problem with my web browser. lvu690x63cj21.jpg Edited March 5, 2019 by Erroreptile404 Embedded Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Apparently there's some new Pokemon film coming out called "Detective Pikachu" or some such shite set in London, which will no doubt be full of cliches and bowler hats, twee shit and stereotypes out of date by 100 years. Not only that not one but TWO new Pokemon games are coming out set in the WHOLE of the UK , again set in some bizarre victorian era steampunk style fictional version of the UK, despite being set in modern times? Also the whole fucking island is upside down. Again full of out of date cliches and stereotypes. FFS if you're going to set it in the UK at least do some research first you twats instead of looking at pictures of it from 200 years ago. I fully expect Pikachu to get his phone stolen by scooter muggers or it's not accurate. You'll have to excuse me not being able to directly insert images and instead using a link as i've got a problem with my web browser. lvu690x63cj21.jpg This is childish, incomprehensible gibberish. Are you a baboon ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I have never been able to get my head around Pokemon, to me it's equally worthless to Billy the Flid. However, since it is being done in the UK, I expect Pikachu to have tentacle arms that rape council estate girls at knife point in track suits, and the lot of them loiter about all day at the benefits centre and getting a fucking kicking from locals for sport. Anything else is unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have never been able to get my head around Pokemon, to me it's equally worthless to Billy the Flid. However, since it is being done in the UK, I expect Pikachu to have tentacle arms that rape council estate girls at knife point in track suits, and the lot of them loiter about all day at the benefits centre and getting a fucking kicking from locals for sport. Anything else is unacceptable. As well as special dogging quests downloadable content! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I expect Pikachu to have tentacle arms that rape council estate girls at knife point in track suits... You've seen Mr Mime, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 A comment I'll stand by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You've seen Mr Mime, then? Is that from Detective Pikachu? Pokemon really look quite creepy in live action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Is that from Detective Pikachu? Pokemon really look quite creepy in live action. Indeed it is. If you think that's creepy, wait until you see Pikachu and Jigglypuff with fur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed it is. If you think that's creepy, wait until you see Pikachu and Jigglypuff with fur! You're bringing back memories from 2001 when some spacker at school told me how to do the cloning trick on Pokemon silver for the Gameboy, and i ended up erasing my Lugia! The mong was pissing himself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 50 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Apparently there's some new Pokemon film coming out called "Detective Pikachu" or some such shite set in London, which will no doubt be full of cliches and bowler hats, twee shit and stereotypes out of date by 100 years. Not only that not one but TWO new Pokemon games are coming out set in the WHOLE of the UK , again set in some bizarre victorian era steampunk style fictional version of the UK, despite being set in modern times? Also the whole fucking island is upside down. Again full of out of date cliches and stereotypes. FFS if you're going to set it in the UK at least do some research first you twats instead of looking at pictures of it from 200 years ago. I fully expect Pikachu to get his phone stolen by scooter muggers or it's not accurate. Do you think we should be flattered by this or not? You'll have to excuse me not being able to directly insert images and instead using a link as i've got a problem with my web browser. lvu690x63cj21.jpg Don't take it so personally ED. It's just a film* *notice I didn't say 'Movie' as only yank loving cunts say that. Now must go down to the store and get myself a soda and candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed it is. If you think that's creepy, wait until you see Pikachu and Jigglypuff with fur! Are you really fucking having this conversation, less than 24 hrs after 'blue smarties'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't take so personally ED. It's just a film* *notice I didn't say 'Movie' as only yank loving cunts say that. Now must go down to the store and get myself a soda and candy. The only games i've seen do the UK justice which actually had accurate streets,shops, locations etc. were the Getaway games set in 2002-04 London (made by team soho a London game developer)with real car brands too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed it is. If you think that's creepy, wait until you see Pikachu and Jigglypuff with fur! Are you try to lure Keith away from his mother's underwear drawer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: This is childish, incomprehensible gibberish. Are you a baboon ? He is. A digitally impaired ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A comment I'll stand by... Kinky sex games is more your line of interest. Do your grooming somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: Kinky sex games is more your line of interest. Do your grooming somewhere else. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Wizards groom their long white hair duckie. What did you think I meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Crab said: Wizards groom their long white hair duckie. What did you think I meant? We'll let Roops decide what you meant. I hope she fucks you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 40 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're bringing back memories from 2001 when some spacker at school told me how to do the cloning trick on Pokemon silver for the Gameboy, and i ended up erasing my Lugia! The mong was pissing himself laughing. I got a 2 week suspension for firing a Gat-Gun dart into a blackboard. I think school was a bit more fun in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got a 2 week suspension for firing a Gat-Gun dart into a blackboard. I think school was a bit more fun in the 80s. Don't forget stripping all the parts out of a pen so it was just a plastic tube and firing little wet balls of paper at the board and the back of peoples' heads. (not 80s but you know what i mean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: Wizards groom their long white hair duckie. What did you think I meant? I've given you a like for being ridiculously stupid. The prosecution puts it to you that your original comment was directed at Cuntybaws, yet your statement in mitigation attempted to excuse a slandering of Wizardsleeve. What do you have to say for yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Don't forget stripping all the parts out of a pen so it was just a plastic tube and firing little wet balls of paper at the board and the back of peoples' heads. (not 80s but you know what i mean) No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got a 2 week suspension for firing a Gat-Gun dart into a blackboard. I think school was a bit more fun in the 80s. Not with you in it you dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Don't forget stripping all the parts out of a pen so it was just a plastic tube and firing little wet balls of paper at the board and the back of peoples' heads. (not 80s but you know what i mean) Nice to know a few traditions lasted. Did you have 'Peanutting'? Where you yank the long bit of a first years tie, so the knot goes like a peanut and they have to cut it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've given you a like for being ridiculously stupid. The prosecution puts it to you that your original comment was directed at Cuntybaws, yet your statement in mitigation attempted to excuse a slandering of Wizardsleeve. What do you have to say for yourself? That's a lot of supposition on your part. Mind you 10/10 for running like a little girl to the scene of the alleged crime. Treat yourself to a white wine with the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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