Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Been squealing to "decs' again have we idiot, more likely you picking his sweetcorn,peanuts and shit out of your japs eye again. 'Ooh decs, decs! quick over here decs! look at me decs! Decs! look!'' Dreck-o and Marjorie...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Are you sure major? I though it was just dog shit he collected, the creepy little man. He's a connoisseur of canine fecal matter, Stubbs, granted. But a collector of anything animal turd. So I'm informed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Dreck-o and Marjorie...? Truly dreadful. I'm surprised you're still here, Yank? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 On 18/11/2019 at 18:22, Major Cunt said: Truly dreadful. I'm surprised you're still here, Yank? Nothing to be surprised about Major. This fucking dickwipe spends every waking moment on here posting the worst content that’s ever been seen. Better get used to him because he thinks everyone is joking when they say they want him dead. It’s a tosspot of the highest order 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Nothing to be surprised about Major. This fucking dickwipe spends every waking moment on here posting the worst content that’s ever been seen. Better get used to him because he thinks everyone is joking when they say they want him dead. It’s a tosspot of the highest order No, I don't think you're kidding at all. I understand what kind of deranged, sick-minded dregs of society a few of you are. I just find it endlessly hilarious, the impotent rage I cause you to suffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: No, I don't think you're kidding at all. I understand what kind of deranged, sick-minded dregs of society a few of you are. I just find it endlessly hilarious, the impotent rage I cause you to suffer. I rest my case. You’re guilty as charged. You just refuse to accept it. You will eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Nothing to be surprised about Major. This fucking dickwipe spends every waking moment on here posting the worst content that’s ever been seen. Better get used to him because he thinks everyone is joking when they say they want him dead. It’s a tosspot of the highest order I've just reviewed his stats, Bill. Over 1200 posts since June, of which 1197 are a combination of memes and puns targeting the Chuckle Brothers demographic. I honestly think he's the worst I've seen since joining, what a prize cunt, hey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 14 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: No, I don't think you're kidding at all. I understand what kind of deranged, sick-minded dregs of society a few of you are. I just find it endlessly hilarious, the impotent rage I cause you to suffer. Salty, there are two mormans outside the cafe attempting to tell people about some dude called Jesus Christ.. do you have any advice on how to deal with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Salty, there are two mormans outside the cafe attempting to tell people about some dude called Jesus Christ.. do you have any advice on how to deal with them? Couple of ideas: 1) As you walk past, fart in their general direction as loudly as possible. 2) Try to engage them in a detailed discussion of cannibalism and what role it still plays in modern Mormonism vis-a-vis the Donner party. If they try to change the subject, bring it back to the Donner party and the eating of human flesh. Try to intersperse the discussion with loud farts. Excuse yourself by saying you just ate, then ask them if it smells like anyone they know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Couple of ideas: 1) As you walk past, fart in their general direction as loudly as possible. 2) Try to engage them in a detailed discussion of cannibalism and what role it still plays in modern Mormonism vis-a-vis the Donner party. If they try to change the subject, bring it back to the Donner party and the eating of human flesh. Try to intersperse the discussion with loud farts. Excuse yourself by saying you just ate, then ask them if it smells like anyone they know. 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Couple of ideas: 1) As you walk past, fart in their general direction as loudly as possible. 2) Try to engage them in a detailed discussion of cannibalism and what role it still plays in modern Mormonism vis-a-vis the Donner party. If they try to change the subject, bring it back to the Donner party and the eating of human flesh. Try to intersperse the discussion with loud farts. Excuse yourself by saying you just ate, then ask them if it smells like anyone they know. The Donner story is something all you Yanks learn at school but over here a Donner is something you buy off an Abdul on a Friday night and shove down your throat with pitta bread and onions. Hey! I wonder if that’s where the name comes from! I hadn’t thought of that. I’ll ask Abdul on Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: The Donner story is something all you Yanks learn at school but over here a Donner is something you buy off an Abdul on a Friday night and shove down your throat with pitta bread and onions. Hey! I wonder if that’s where the name comes from! I hadn’t thought of that. I’ll ask Abdul on Friday night. You forgot the fucking hot chillies judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You forgot the fucking hot chillies judge. Human flesh definitely tastes better with hot chilies. They seem to go best with Mexicans and other Central/South American types for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Salty, there are two mormans outside the cafe attempting to tell people about some dude called Jesus Christ.. do you have any advice on how to deal with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: You forgot the fucking hot chillies judge. Chillies and Chilli Sauce are for foreigners and similar riff raff. Definitely not for an Englishman, pissed or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 15 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Human flesh definitely tastes better with hot chilies. They seem to go best with Mexicans and other Central/South American types for some reason. Why don’t you donate your gargantuan carcass to Venezuelas food aid program? Two problems solved with one act of kindness. A whole country gets to eat and we get rid of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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