Penny Farthing Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Why is the death of a fucking basket ball player headline news on the BB fucking C .. how can you call a basket player who few cunts in the UK have ever heard of fucking "Great"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got a mint set of the Esso 1970 World Cup coins. I thought they might be worth a bob or two, but you can't even give them away, there's fucking billions of 'em! Same goes for the Shell 3D wildlife card collection. This is almost a direct lift from what Himmler said in mid 1944 CB. "I've got a set of Hungarian Jews and thought they might be worth a mark or two.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got a mint set of the Esso 1970 World Cup coins. I thought they might be worth a bob or two, but you can't even give them away, there's fucking billions of 'em! Same goes for the Shell 3D wildlife card collection. The cardinal rule with collectibles is, if it was made with the intention of being a collectible, it isn't one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 On 26/01/2020 at 22:07, Last Cunt Standing said: “How ‘bout a hundred?” “You don’t have a ticket? Then get the fuck outta my store” ”You wanna talk with the owner, go ahead, that’s me” “Ashley/Seth, what the fuck have you done now?” There you go, saved you hours of viewing. The rest is just black paupers screaming about their money being escorted out of the store by big black mercenaries. Blimey! 'Open all hours' has changed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 hours ago, ratcum said: This is almost a direct lift from what Himmler said in mid 1944 CB. "I've got a set of Hungarian Jews and thought they might be worth a mark or two... ...but you can't even give them away, there's fucking six million of 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why is the death of a fucking basket ball player headline news on the BB fucking C .. how can you call a basket player who few cunts in the UK have ever heard of fucking "Great"? Apparently the Yanks take a similarly jaundiced view of cricket, even though it's a much more manly game than baseball and has killed zillions more people over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently the Yanks take a similarly jaundiced view of cricket, even though it's a much more manly game than baseball and has killed zillions more people over the years. On the subject of cunts getting killed by balls, did you ever see the remake of 'Rollerball' ? If I even have a copy of it, it will almost certainly be filed next to Highlander 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On the subject of cunts getting killed by balls, did you ever see the remake of 'Rollerball' ? If I even have a copy of it, it will almost certainly be filed next to Highlander 2. A fuck awful film indeed, but it did have Rebecca Romijm-Stamos in it, so while scoring only one star by every other measure known to man I nonetheless awarded it five wanks on the Baws scale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently the Yanks take a similarly jaundiced view of cricket, even though it's a much more manly game than baseball and has killed zillions more people over the years. Back in the late 1990s all the would be managers and envelope hoarding clerks were forced to attend a motivation course that was run by a yank who had a fixation with netball and would not stop talking about it and kept talking about this world's best player who never failed to get the ball in the net because he was 6' 11" tall. By the third day most of us (me included) had walked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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