camberwell gypsy Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Just tuned in and watched the last 10 minutes and as cuntfests go, this takes the fucking biscuit. Just saw Emmerdale win the best soap and watched in amazement as 40 or so people crammed onto the stage. As the last person heaved themselves up the stairs, the cunt accepting the trophy finished his speech and the last wheezing prat dutifully exited the stage. So basically a walk. Due to the usual empty headed sheeple who vote for this, I'm sure those two little glove puppets Ant and Dick picked up 3 or 4 awards. The whole shitfest was hosted by closet occupier and river Thames sewage swimmer David Walliams. Just 10 minutes of watching this has made me hope the Ross Ice Shelf fucking melts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just tuned in and watched the last 10 minutes and as cuntfests go, this takes the fucking biscuit. Just saw Emmerdale win the best soap and watched in amazement as 40 or so people crammed onto the stage. As the last person heaved themselves up the stairs, the cunt accepting the trophy finished his speech and the last wheezing prat dutifully exited the stage. So basically a walk. Due to the usual empty headed sheeple who vote for this, I'm sure those two little glove puppets Ant and Dick picked up 3 or 4 awards. The whole shitfest was hosted by closet occupier and river Thames sewage swimmer David Walliams. Just 10 minutes of watching this has made me hope the Ross Ice Shelf fucking melts. Obviously a live appearance by the fox clubbing QC beheading a Walrus would have gone down better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Obviously a live appearance by the fox clubbing QC beheading a Walrus would have gone down better... That's right, there was a fucking fox on the stage. What was that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just saw Emmerdale win the best soap Most of the cunts in it look like they wouldn’t know a bar of soap from a pile of manure. Dirty, fucking rural, bitter drinking bastards. Fuck em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Most of the cunts in it look like they wouldn’t know a bar of soap from a pile of manure. Dirty, fucking rural, bitter drinking bastards. Fuck em all. I remember when it was called Emmerdale Farm. It's better now it's just called Emmerdale as its quicker to say. Means you can do more things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember when it was called Emmerdale Farm. It's better now it's just called Emmerdale as its quicker to say. Means you can do more things. Do you think so? The day Jo Sugden and Matt Skillbeck performed a multipe felch on Seth Armstrong, whilst Amos Brearley looked on......wanking, was a televisual 'tour de force' I'm sure you'll agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Do you think so? The day Jo Sugden and Matt Skillbeck performed a multipe felch on Seth Armstrong, whilst Amos Brearley looked on......wanking, was a televisual 'tour de force' I'm sure you'll agree? FFS I was just about to have lunch and now I keep seeing Amos Brearley leaning over the bar of the Woolpack to get the best view of the action, wanking furiously, while twiddling his handlebar moustache. I’ve lost my appetite now. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: FFS I was just about to have lunch and now I keep seeing Amos Brearley leaning over the bar of the Woolpack to get the best view of the action, wanking furiously, while twiddling his handlebar moustache. I’ve lost my appetite now. Thanks. Did he sort the problem with t'fence in top field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did he sort the problem with t'fence in top field? You'd think with all the money they're making out of having their miserable lives filmed for other cunts amusement they might've got t'fence problem sorted by now, feckless workshy media-whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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