Guest Clive of Surrey Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 This facet of our lives has become a joy to me. When ever else will I else be able to go into Aldi and tell someone, with impunity to "back the fuck off" as they encroach on my 2 metre exclusion zone? One day this will all be over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 You mean the return of Anti-social distancing or, to term it another way, "Oi!, did you spill my pint, you cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean the return of Anti-social distancing or, to term it another way, "Oi!, did you spill my pint, you cunt" Nobody ever said that in Surrey. The worst thing ever said there was 'dear God auntie Marjory, this Jam is very bitter'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 55 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Nobody ever said that in Surrey. The worst thing ever said there was 'dear God auntie Marjory, this Jam is very bitter'. Or "Oh Dotty, I went to the village post office and I saw a black man". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or "Oh Dotty, I went to the village post office and I saw a black man". There are loads of black men in Surrey. They're still carrying fucking trays in Virginia Water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clive of Surrey Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 spotting a black man in a lady's garden once, I thought it my civic duty to tap on the front door and warn her. Apparently it was her husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: There are loads of black men in Surrey. They're still carrying fucking trays in Virginia Water. Trays of what exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Trays of what exactly? Not quite as classy as those in Cheshire, pineapple and cheese cocktail sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Not quite as classy as those in Cheshire, pineapple and cheese cocktail sticks Where does this happen in Virginia Water ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Clive of Surrey said: This facet of our lives has become a joy to me. When ever else will I else be able to go into Aldi and tell someone, with impunity to "back the fuck off" as they encroach on my 2 metre exclusion zone? One day this will all be over. “When ever else will I else” you illiterate cunt, please refrain from posting utter shite, if Stickers or Eddie spot this you’ll be toast. Now fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clive of Surrey Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 minutes ago, Fatty said: “When ever else will I else” you illiterate cunt, please refrain from posting utter shite, if Stickers or Eddie spot this you’ll be toast. Now fuck off! This your morning spleen venting caused by self hatred I suppose? Most fat people I know are aggressive or passive aggressive down to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where does this happen in Virginia Water ? I think we have over-examined what was a minorly funny thread about posh people in Surrey. All the best, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I think we have over-examined what was a minorly funny thread about posh people in Surrey. All the best, and fuck off. You basically made it up as a throwaway line. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 hours ago, Clive of Surrey said: This your morning spleen venting caused by self hatred I suppose? Most fat people I know are aggressive or passive aggressive down to this Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Bill Withers is Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Bill Withers is Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Trays of what exactly? Water melon probably. Possibly baggies of weed or crack cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You basically made it up as a throwaway line. Idiot. ? Well obviously black people aren't still slaves. It was supposed to suggest that Surrey is posh and stuck in Victorian England. Can't work out if you are being deliberately antagonistic or whether you are genuinely a divvy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: ? Well obviously black people aren't still slaves. It was supposed to suggest that Surrey is posh and stuck in Victorian England. Can't work out if you are being deliberately antagonistic or whether you are genuinely a divvy fucking cunt. Definitely both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: ? Well obviously black people aren't still slaves. It was supposed to suggest that Surrey is posh and stuck in Victorian England. Can't work out if you are being deliberately antagonistic or whether you are genuinely a divvy fucking cunt. Have you been to Virginia Water ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you been to Virginia Water ? I think that he comes from Bat & Ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I think that he comes from Bat & Ball. Wentworth golf club is in Virginia Water and during the odd visit black people with trays were never in evidence.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Wentworth golf club is in Virginia Water and during the odd visit black people with trays were never in evidence.... The only coloured people to be seen at Wentworth are the GREENkeepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Wentworth golf club is in Virginia Water and during the odd visit black people with trays were never in evidence.... Any thoughts about Elmers End? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Any thoughts about Elmers End? Is that a species of mushroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you been to Virginia Water ? Yes. Worked there years ago. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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