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Raging footballist, Kyle Walker, breached social isolation rules by holding £2,000 sex party with two prostitutes at his flat.

Walker, 29, came under fire for holding a £2,000 sex party while telling followers to stay home and protect the NHS.

One of the escorts, Louise McNamara, 21, told The Sun: 'Kyle really should know better. On the one hand he's inviting strangers round to his house for sex and the next day he's lecturing everyone on the need to stay safe.'

It didn't appear to dawn on this slapper that she could have refused the money he was offering, obviously her priority is 'wealth before health'!

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12 minutes ago, Joker said:

Raging footballist, Kyle Walker, breached social isolation rules by holding £2,000 sex party with two prostitutes at his flat.

Walker, 29, came under fire for holding a £2,000 sex party while telling followers to stay home and protect the NHS.

One of the escorts, Louise McNamara, 21, told The Sun: 'Kyle really should know better. On the one hand he's inviting strangers round to his house for sex and the next day he's lecturing everyone on the need to stay safe.'

It didn't appear to dawn on this slapper that she could have refused the money he was offering, obviously her priority is 'wealth before health'!

I bet her dad is really proud of her. I hope the filth arrest her, she isn't exactly key worker after all.

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2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I bet her dad is really proud of her. I hope the filth arrest her, she isn't exactly key worker after all.

I beg to differ, certainly more valuable to society than the fucking snorters

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Just now, Cunt-End Of The World said:

I beg to differ, certainly more valuable to society than the fucking snorters

She probably still had 8 other blokes encrusted jizz around her pissflaps by the time she got to Walker. That makes her a modern day typhoid Mary in my book. It's a shame the likes of her can't be branded to alert the unsuspecting general public.

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5 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I bet her dad is really proud of her. I hope the filth arrest her, she isn't exactly key worker after all.

Leave the cum-dumpster alone, not everybody has the intelligence or work ethic hold down a job in Aldi.

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3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

She probably still had 8 other blokes encrusted jizz around her pissflaps by the time she got to Walker. That makes her a modern day typhoid Mary in my book. It's a shame the likes of her can't be branded to alert the unsuspecting general public.

You're missing a trick (geddit!), it seems like an ideal opportunity to increase the country IQ average. 

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11 minutes ago, Joker said:

Leave the cum-dumpster alone, not everybody has the intelligence or work ethic hold down a job in Aldi.

The swamp monsters of Aldi wouldn't be happy with anyone prettying up the place. Part of their success is the circus freakshow element of your journey around the store. I go there to see a host of John Carpenter characters stuffing Swedish meatballs into every shelf, grunting and flinging cages around.

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32 minutes ago, Joker said:

Leave the cum-dumpster alone, not everybody has the intelligence or work ethic hold down a job in Aldi.

What’s going on here? Aldi have prostitutes in stock? Fantastic. Do you know if there’s a limit on how many per customer? I hope some hoarding (or should that be whoreding) cunt hasn’t bought the lot before I wash my cock and get down there.

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I'm fucking sick of hearing these well heeled cunts banging on about taking pay cuts for various reasons. The backroom staff at their clubs have had to  take pay cuts so these cunts should help them out.  Rugby players who are on a fraction of what these are on have done it but all you get from these is bullshit excuses. Fuck football. 

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Two fucking grand!...this cunt needs a lesson,a £2 quid roll of duct tape,a couple of cable ties and a small pot of Rohypnol.£20 quid all-in and hey presto your very own sex party.Flash cunt with his 2 fucking grand.

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12 minutes ago, Neil said:

Two fucking grand!...this cunt needs a lesson,a £2 quid roll of duct tape,a couple of cable ties and a small pot of Rohypnol.£20 quid all-in and hey presto your very own sex party.Flash cunt with his 2 fucking grand.

You forgot the steam cleaning solutions for the back of the van. The spunk, piss, vomit and blood stains don't clean themselves. 

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9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot the steam cleaning solutions for the back of the van. The spunk, piss, vomit and blood stains don't clean themselves. 

He makes them clean the van thoroughly before he puts them down. That leaves just the blood for him to clear up, a much easier task.

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