camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Knock Knock... Who's there? "Dishes! "Dishes who? "Dishes Sean Connery" (99 to go) Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Jimmy Savile ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Jimmy Savile ! Knock knock Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Knock Knock. Who's there? Jenny Tull. Jenny Tull Who? Jenny Tull Warts. Thanks a lot you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: He once said "British people should be limited on the amount of children they can have as I often feel ashamed to be British, they're a terrible race". He should have been immediately banned from appearing on TV ever again and made to live with fucking rodents he loves so much. With some luck, he'll die of the hantavirus. Oddie is a massive fucking cunt and should do the honourable and die immediately, however, I agree with him on the child thing. In fact most mutant council estate dwelling swamp pigs should be sterilised before they get to their normal breeding age of 15. 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: She actually lives in Cotswolds in a big house in the same street as Stubpy and MonuMENTAL. Fuck off you childless, cock tucking, suspect platform lurking, piss smelling, lonely old she he man hag. I'll buy the whole corner a pint if you die from this chink flu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Knock Knock. Who's there? Jenny Tull. Jenny Tull Who? Jenny Tull Warts. Thanks a lot you cunt. Knock Knock Who's there? Cockadoodle Cockadoodle who? Cockadoodledoo, you cunt, not who! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Who'd have thought that the least funny of the Goodies would have aged into the insufferable old Green-voting nature-felching arsehole that is Bill Fucking Oddie? I'd quite contentedly turn the fat bearded, terminally dull, piss-soaked cunt into blancmange with a paving slab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Rev said: Who'd have thought that the least funny of the Goodies would have aged into the insufferable old Green-voting nature-felching arsehole that is Bill Fucking Oddie? I'd quite contentedly turn the fat bearded, terminally dull, piss-soaked cunt into blancmange with a paving slab. He's beat you to it, Rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oddie is a massive fucking cunt and should do the honourable and die immediately, however, I agree with him on the child thing. In fact most mutant council estate dwelling swamp pigs should be sterilised before they get to their normal breeding age of 15. Fuck off you childless, cock tucking, suspect platform lurking, piss smelling, lonely old she he man hag. I'll buy the whole corner a pint if you die from this chink flu I'm OK Stubby .. just got a dry cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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