Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As much as I enjoy a throbbing beast betwixt my thighs, I'm afraid I lost my nerve after temporally giving up biking for motherhood reasons, Hard luck darling; here's @Eddie on his way to take you for a romantic cruse in the countryside... He's got the shopping from Waitrose you told him (or else) in pick up as well... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Have you thought of an excuse should we be stopped by plod? AFAIK, "wanting a leg-over" isn't on the govt list of acceptable reasons to travel. He could say he’s taking you to the morgue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Have you thought of an excuse should we be stopped by plod? AFAIK, "wanting a leg-over" isn't on the govt list of acceptable reasons to travel. Love will find a way, ps I've been knocking for nearly an hour, why are the lights off and the curtains closed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Love will find a way, ps I've been knocking for nearly an hour, why are the lights off and the curtains closed? She’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s dead. Why dont you like my bird Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why dont you like my bird Billy? I like you Ed but I can’t lie to you.Shes a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: She’s dead. We've known that for donkey's years. Just because she's not breathing doesn't mean she's not an insufferable have the last word harpy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 20 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Have you thought of an excuse should we be stopped by plod? AFAIK, "wanting a leg-over" isn't on the govt list of acceptable reasons to travel. Its ok all you have to tell them is that you are driving to somewhere for one hour to have a two hour "walk" in the countryside its on the latest guidance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 18 hours ago, Eddie said: Love will find a way, ps I've been knocking for nearly an hour, why are the lights off and the curtains closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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