Stubby Pecker Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP Can you imagine what some of them will look like, once they creep out again? Two months of steady indoor grazing will create some super beasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP Oh come on Stubby, everyone knows it's a thyroid problem with these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity (1) Easy target, yes. (2) You nominated them because you’ve got fuck all to say about fuck all. (3) You couldn’t cycle over my significant fat hairy arse. (4) If there were any justice in the world you would be having a pop at the cunts who are fucking us all up the arse instead of some soppy fat bastards who nobody gives a fuck about. Except wankers on this esteemed website. (5) I’m skinny, good looking, fucking rich and birds are always desperate to suck my massive winkle. I don’t think i’ve mentioned that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP Bike wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 34 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bike wanker. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: (1) Easy target, yes. (2) You nominated them because you’ve got fuck all to say about fuck all. (3) You couldn’t cycle over my significant fat hairy arse. (4) If there were any justice in the world you would be having a pop at the cunts who are fucking us all up the arse instead of some soppy fat bastards who nobody gives a fuck about. Except wankers on this esteemed website. (5) I’m skinny, good looking, fucking rich and birds are always desperate to suck my massive winkle. I don’t think i’ve mentioned that before. Good fucking god, your really are a weapons grade miserable old cunt arent you? I believe I've made a good point, trying to interject some humour, regarding the part of our society which has become dangerously acceptable i.e. fat lazy tuskers, scoffing everything in sight with zero thought as to how these life choices will effect others. Why should tens of thousands of pounds be spent on mitigating for their unhealthy bodies when it should go to poor cunts who've problems that are no fault of their own? We raise millions and millions of charity pounds for the latter and at the same time spunking away tax payers cash on fattys, druggies and piss heads. To address your pointless fucking whinging more broadly, its pretty clear the only significant thing you bring to this site is to provide a punchbag for every other fucker who see's your nonentity comments as merely something to ridicule. Decs was right about you. Get back on your mobility scooter and use your daily allowance of outside time. Edited April 16, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Bike wanker. I live in the sticks eddy so am of little annoyance to car driving wankstains like you. The biggest conurbation I ever drive in is Glawster, and at a push Bristol, so I'm fully aware of how cuntish some bike commuters can act. I think you need to get back to roops and explain to her why you've not completed her latest list of chores. Make it a good one or you'll loose your number one pet status to that useless cunt Fatty, plus the obvious consequences 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I live in the sticks eddy so am of little annoyance to car driving wankstains like you. The biggest conurbation I ever drive in is Glawster, and at a push Bristol, so I'm fully aware of how cuntish some bike commuters can act. I think you need to get back to roops and explain to her why you've not completed her latest list of chores. Make it a good one or you'll loose your number one pet status to that useless cunt Fatty, plus the obvious consequences I am taking roops out in the Harley later, we enjoying kicking cyclists we pass into the hedges, it's a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Peasant. Fuck off, I have far more fictitious wealth than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I am taking roops out in the Harley later, we enjoying kicking cyclists we pass into the hedges, it's a beautiful thing. When you promised her a huge throbbing beast between her legs did she know you meant the Harley Ed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: When you promised her a huge throbbing beast between her legs did she know you meant the Harley Ed? No I meant my cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am taking roops out in the Harley later, we enjoying kicking cyclists we pass into the hedges, it's a beautiful thing. As much as I enjoy a throbbing beast betwixt my thighs, I'm afraid I lost my nerve after temporally giving up biking for motherhood reasons, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As much as I enjoy a throbbing beast betwixt my thighs, I'm afraid I lost my nerve after temporally giving up biking for motherhood reasons, I like the cheesewire which is just about to decapitate you. Nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 50 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As much as I enjoy a throbbing beast betwixt my thighs, I'm afraid I lost my nerve after temporally giving up biking for motherhood reasons, Be around at 4pm, wash all you bits and pieces, brush your teeth and comb your hair, you're on a promise... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I am taking roops out in the Harley later, we enjoying kicking cyclists we pass into the hedges, it's a beautiful thing. You're a true knight of the road Edward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Be around at 4pm, wash all you bits and pieces, brush your teeth and comb your hair, you're on a promise... She keeps her teeth in a jar of steradent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: my massive winkle. I don’t think i’ve mentioned that before. Is it a periwinkle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: An easy target I know, as pointed out by LCS when bitching at the major I think, but the sight on the way home has promoted me to nominate these gut buckets once more. As I cycled up a significant hill, on the pavement were 2 hulking leviathans stomping and wheezing upwards. The one I was certain was a bloke wore matching tracky top and bottoms, sand coloured knock off Timberland boots and although his arms where hanging by his sides, because of his blubbery girth they stuck out at 45 degrees The vile she beast accomping him had somehow squeezed into leggings making my guts churn such was the bag of ferrets way it's arse was swaying. Topped of with a tent sized rock tour t shirt and the compulsory forest face lift pony tail, the pair were sweaty abominations of nature who wouldn't look out of place wallowing in the Okavango or resting on a Greenland ice flow keeping an eye out for polar bears If there is any justice or fair play left in the world it'll be these listless cunts in society who die off because of chinky flu. Ask any doctor and the ticking time bomb is obesity that'll "eat up" billions of NHS money that could be spent on poor cunts who are sick through no fault of their own. Being a fat cunt is self inflicted and they should be denied all healthcare until these mountains of lard can rejoin the human race. I think they'll cut out the 2 giant pepperoni pizzas and family size venetta a day if they got a bill every time they saw the GP You still stuck in The Air Balloon Stubzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: (1) Easy target, yes. (2) You nominated them because you’ve got fuck all to say about fuck all. (3) You couldn’t cycle over my significant fat hairy arse. (4) If there were any justice in the world you would be having a pop at the cunts who are fucking us all up the arse instead of some soppy fat bastards who nobody gives a fuck about. Except wankers on this esteemed website. (5) I’m skinny, good looking, fucking rich and birds are always desperate to suck my massive winkle. I don’t think i’ve mentioned that before. You must be absolutely fucking enormous. I’m thinking around 30 stone. Without fail you leap to the defence of fat people as easy targets, only to go into other threads minutes later and whine about lazy stereotypes. Do you get winched downstairs for your thrice daily kebab, or have you been unable to leave your bedroom in years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You still stuck in The Air Balloon Stubzy? I thought that was marked for demolition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Be around at 4pm, wash all you bits and pieces, brush your teeth and comb your hair, you're on a promise... Have you thought of an excuse should we be stopped by plod? AFAIK, "wanting a leg-over" isn't on the govt list of acceptable reasons to travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Have you thought of an excuse should we be stopped by plod? AFAIK, "wanting a leg-over" isn't on the govt list of acceptable reasons to travel. He'll play the race card. Make sure he has it in his wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I thought that was marked for demolition. Yep, continuation of the A417 and hopefully solving this notorious bottle neck. It'll cost a few quid mind but a duel carriage way from here to Nettleton dippy is also on the cards. Not thats its needed right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.