Penny Farthing Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Carousels are good. That's a bit too roundabout. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 48 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you have any "tips" to rotate? I have a “tip” for you: fuck off and die, you tiresome old witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Anyone dumb enough to give money to charity deserves to be out of pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 21:26, Eric Cuntman said: I would have bought the spoofs advertised in Viz. my favourites were the Hitler teddy bear and 'Mummy, I've Done A Poo-Poo'. My particular favourite 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I have a “tip” for you: fuck off and die, you tiresome old witch. Class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 12:47, Dawn Chorus said: I did not do fiction .. I had what seemed to be reasonable £5 a month for one book from a specialised list .. all went well for six months and then I started getting you might also like this list selections. Then one delivery also contained two unsolicited sample books from other lists repackaged those books and sent them back without looking at them further. I then recieved a £10 invoice for those books .. I wrote back to say that I had not ordered them to which they replied that the books had been damaged and sent me further invoice for £12. I then cancelled my subscription. I then received another invoice for early cancellation and further threats. I then went to the citizens advice who told me that the same individuals and companies seem to behind a lot of similar rackets and who gave me a standard form letter to send to them. The threats ceased but I them kept getting "we have missed you cards" inviting me to rejoin and to other clubs such as coin and pottery collecting. I'd have thought two customer-tailored samples from The Gruffalo series would've vastly improved your command of English. The book club at least deserves some credit for giving you a hard time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 21:26, Eric Cuntman said: I would have bought the spoofs advertised in Viz. my favourites were the Hitler teddy bear and 'Mummy, I've Done A Poo-Poo'. 'Mummy, this lemonade tastes funny' was a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 22:16, Dawn Chorus said: Do you have any "tips" to rotate? I'd personally like to see you slowly lowered feet first into something that "rotates" very fast indeed. The whirring blades of a Chinook or an industrial log shredder will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 54 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd personally like to see you slowly lowered feet first into something that "rotates" very fast indeed. The whirring blades of a Chinook or an industrial log shredder will do. Calm down Jeff its just ecology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Calm down Jeff its just ecology. I'd like to study the ecology of your decomposing body and all the unfortunate creatures that consume it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I'd like to study the ecology of your decomposing body and all the unfortunate creatures that consume it Anyway why the female avatar when you are a big strapping ex marine wh cycles the sort of distance that you average cyclist rides each week and you work hand to mouth in a job that in effect pays well below the minimum wage.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 18:38, Wolfie said: You're obviously a clever boy, Joker. Why therefore do you come across as generally being an embarrassingly thick oaf? Because, Wuffles, it gives you something to comment on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 18:57, camberwell gypsy said: You made them look absolute beginners At the time I was just a Wild Eyed Boy from Freecloud, but it was a Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Anyway why the female avatar when you are a big strapping ex marine wh cycles the sort of distance that you average cyclist rides each week and you work hand to mouth in a job that in effect pays well below the minimum wage.? As a non poof I like to look at buxom tits and arse like every red blooded male. So what's the real reason you went dripping to admin to change your username? At the time you were being cunted by all for your endless stream of lazy pointless nominations which flooded the boards daily only to be met with a chorus of fuck off a die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 blooded males on here. Are you are doing this "ball tucking thing" .. you seem to know a lot about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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