Keep the noise down! Don’t you know we’re in a pandemic? How can people be so irresponsible?

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I have heard that you are a little bit on the spindly side Tim.

A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs

[camberwell gypsy]

40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs

8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. 

Edited August 13, 2020 by camberwell gypsy
I'd better get a like from you Pen.

[Penny Farthing]

51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs

I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck.

[Stubby Pecker]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. 

I'm sure if the lumbering she he grabbed hold of me it would do me up the wrong un and leave only 1 inch of the 8 to send home

[camberwell gypsy]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

I'm sure if the lumbering she he grabbed hold of me it would do me up the wrong un and leave only 1 inch of the 8 to send home

Sorry stubs, I couldn't resist it. 

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck.

Not according to your LinkedIn photos

lol!

[Stubby Pecker]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Sorry stubs, I couldn't resist it. 

Resisting pen is actually easy; stay quiet and the blind bat won't even know you're there

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck.

She once had a trial for Blackheath first XV. She was found not guilty 

[Major Cunt]

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. 

So you've had a scuttling from Pen then, Gyps? 

[Stubby Pecker]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

You've had a scuttling from Pen then, Gyps? 

They're frotting partners

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

They're frotting partners

I don't know what frotting is. I cant even spell it. I know it starts with a ph. 

[Penny Farthing]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I don't know what frotting is. I cant even spell it. I know it starts with a ph. 

Ask him about the wheelbarrow.

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

They're frotting partners

See you on Rodborough Common for the Large Blues next year Stubbz?

[Major Cunt]

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

See you on Rodborough Common for the Large Blues next year Stubbz?

He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. 

[camberwell gypsy]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. 

Did he kill the spade? 

[Major Cunt]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Did he kill the spade? 

No comment. 

[Stubby Pecker]

5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. 

Digging a hole in the Cotswold is a no goer Major- within a few cms of soil yer into fuck off massive lumps of limestone, hence all the drystone walls. A stunning blow across its stupid fucking bonce with a good lump of oolitic would do the trick then chuck the body in the Frome. Eels will do the rest

[Cunty BigBollox]

The French deliberately increased their Covid cases because they all wanted the symptom of a loss of smell so they couldn't smell the garlic infused BO of the next French cunt. Hardly surprising statistics for a nation of unwashed dirty cunts.