Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have heard that you are a little bit on the spindly side Tim. A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs 8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. Edited August 13, 2020 by camberwell gypsy I'd better get a like from you Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A rugby centre would be spindly compared to you; a hulking 6 foot 4 mass of hair and halitosis with an 8 inch cock swinging and slapping your thighs I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. I'm sure if the lumbering she he grabbed hold of me it would do me up the wrong un and leave only 1 inch of the 8 to send home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure if the lumbering she he grabbed hold of me it would do me up the wrong un and leave only 1 inch of the 8 to send home Sorry stubs, I couldn't resist it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck. Not according to your LinkedIn photos lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry stubs, I couldn't resist it. Resisting pen is actually easy; stay quiet and the blind bat won't even know you're there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am 6' 5" and built like a brick shithouse and I would ring your neck like a duck. She once had a trial for Blackheath first XV. She was found not guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 8 inch cock? Well she's got 7 inches on you then. So you've had a scuttling from Pen then, Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: You've had a scuttling from Pen then, Gyps? They're frotting partners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: They're frotting partners I don't know what frotting is. I cant even spell it. I know it starts with a ph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know what frotting is. I cant even spell it. I know it starts with a ph. Ask him about the wheelbarrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: They're frotting partners See you on Rodborough Common for the Large Blues next year Stubbz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: See you on Rodborough Common for the Large Blues next year Stubbz? He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. Did he kill the spade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Did he kill the spade? No comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: He should be easy enough to spot, even with cataracts. He'll be carrying a spade, fork and a bag of lime, I'd imagine. Digging a hole in the Cotswold is a no goer Major- within a few cms of soil yer into fuck off massive lumps of limestone, hence all the drystone walls. A stunning blow across its stupid fucking bonce with a good lump of oolitic would do the trick then chuck the body in the Frome. Eels will do the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 The French deliberately increased their Covid cases because they all wanted the symptom of a loss of smell so they couldn't smell the garlic infused BO of the next French cunt. Hardly surprising statistics for a nation of unwashed dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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