ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 21 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I think Eric prefers well crafted sharp instruments, if you are making a Christmas present list, CH. There's a man... who is a national treasure... who makes the traditional samurai sword.... where there's a will there's always a fucking way. The Yanks got to the moon on a computer chip the size of my Casio calculator. I'm sure I can satisfy Eric with something at the back of my kitchen knife draw with a brown parcel tag attached describing ways of testing it on Trucking Funt's genitals. Magnifying glass included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's a man... who is a national treasure... who makes the traditional samurai sword.... where there's a will there's always a fucking way. The Yanks got to the moon on a computer chip the size of my Casio calculator. I'm sure I can satisfy Eric with something at the back of my kitchen knife draw with a brown parcel tag attached describing ways of testing it on Trucking Funt's genitals. Magnifying glass included. 'You hawked a Hattori Hanso sword?... it was priceless.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'You hawked a Hattori Hanso sword?... it was priceless.' The toy version cuts just as well. Has anybody ever had a battery operated electric carving knife that actually worked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: The toy version cuts just as well. Has anybody ever had a battery operated electric carving knife that actually worked? Ask Johnny Saucepants. He's the only one of us rich enough to own an electric carving knife. But he probably describes it as a 'Motor Meat Cutter'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ask Johnny Saucepants. He's the only one of us rich enough to own an electric carving knife. But he probably describes it as a 'Motor Meat Cutter'. His butt plug is a Gtec arseram. Rich cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, Goober said: His butt plug is a Gtec arseram. Rich cunt. Remember the spoof film 'Top Secret'? It featured a sex toy which was a pneumatic road drill with a 14" rubber cock jammed onto the bit. 'The Anal Intruder 3000' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember the spoof film 'Top Secret'? It featured a sex toy which was a pneumatic road drill with a 14 rubber cock jammed onto the bit. 'The Anal Intruder 3000' Johnny's got the deluxe 7000 model. It's a luxury way beyond the means of us Brits, thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, Goober said: His butt plug is a Gtec arseram. Rich cunt. Envy. The new parfum intense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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