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Andrex - the feel of clean


ChildeHarold

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I find the current Andrex tv ad fucking revolting. A kaleidoscope of vibrantly dressed posteriors wiggling and flexing in your face round about the mealtime with incessant reiteration of "clean is a feeling" as if preaching to the unconverted a population of smelly dirty arsed fuckers watching from the comfort of their shit stained sofas. Is this for real? Or is it as fake as the photoshopped puppy with arsehole airbrushed out?

 

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23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I find the current Andrex tv ad fucking revolting. A kaleidoscope of vibrantly dressed posteriors wiggling and flexing in your face round about the mealtime with incessant reiteration of "clean is a feeling" as if preaching to the unconverted a population of smelly dirty arsed fuckers watching from the comfort of their shit stained sofas. Is this for real? Or is it as fake as the photoshopped puppy with arsehole airbrushed out?

 

It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre....

 

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10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre....

 

It was inevitable that the expert on arses would be the first to respond to this nom.

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You have a point and though advertising 'creatives' are the sort of folks usually found under a stone in a pond, you have to have some sympathy for them when confronted with a brief for an arsewipe client - that is, a client who manufactures arsewipes.

You thought the 'do you scruch or do you fold?' contrived bollocks about how you use your bogroll was bad enough (what about the demographic that uses a blowtorch to remove their tagnuts, that's what I want to know!?), but where does one go from there?

I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!'

....or must we forever remain in denial in the world of elfin woodland creatures, pastel shades and twee reminders  about 'for all your everyday needs'?

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On 02/12/2020 at 09:25, Jiggerycock said:

I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!'

You're not a Viz reader, are you?

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5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

You have a point and though advertising 'creatives' are the sort of folks usually found under a stone in a pond, you have to have some sympathy for them when confronted with a brief for an arsewipe client - that is, a client who manufactures arsewipes.

You thought the 'do you scruch or do you fold?' contrived bollocks about how you use your bogroll was bad enough (what about the demographic that uses a blowtorch to remove their tagnuts, that's what I want to know!?), but where does one go from there?

I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!'

....or must we forever remain in denial in the world of elfin woodland creatures, pastel shades and twee reminders  about 'for all your everyday needs'?

There must be a hierarchy of Ad achievements. Even the incontinence pad ads are now pushing the envelope of what is acceptable to beam into the living/dining room. But I wobder too about the wretched actors who do these highly embarrassing ads- are they really THAT DESPERATE FOR WORK? Hard-core porn is probably their next stop.

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6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Then you have the middle aged bint in the gym, squatting at the weights, in her lycra pants, piss spraying into her invisible pad. If Roops tried that, it would look like she had two house bricks in her gusset.

She's an actress you know... pinch yourself, an actress who's given up. Next stop hardcore porn. 

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20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre....

 

Reported for thread derailing. See you in the slammer cunt.

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

Cretin.

Just trying to start a conversation. I fear you're becoming a stranger Billy. I think "clean" is greatly over rated as I've got by being at least half dirty. Billy if you divided your kingdom into the great unwashed and the merely clean which half would you execute if you had a choice? 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Just trying to start a conversation. I fear you're becoming a stranger Billy. I think "clean" is greatly over rated as I've got by being at least half dirty. Billy if you divided your kingdom into the great unwashed and the merely clean which half would you execute if you had a choice? 

The black ones.

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10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I would like to send you a Baby Anabelle doll with her bespoke potty that she actually defecates into. That's after feeding her favourite baby foods. 

I think Eric prefers well crafted sharp instruments, if you are making a Christmas present list, CH.

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