ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 I find the current Andrex tv ad fucking revolting. A kaleidoscope of vibrantly dressed posteriors wiggling and flexing in your face round about the mealtime with incessant reiteration of "clean is a feeling" as if preaching to the unconverted a population of smelly dirty arsed fuckers watching from the comfort of their shit stained sofas. Is this for real? Or is it as fake as the photoshopped puppy with arsehole airbrushed out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I find the current Andrex tv ad fucking revolting. A kaleidoscope of vibrantly dressed posteriors wiggling and flexing in your face round about the mealtime with incessant reiteration of "clean is a feeling" as if preaching to the unconverted a population of smelly dirty arsed fuckers watching from the comfort of their shit stained sofas. Is this for real? Or is it as fake as the photoshopped puppy with arsehole airbrushed out? It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre.... You don't know the rest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre.... It was inevitable that the expert on arses would be the first to respond to this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre.... Tesco economy toilet rolls lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Tesco economy toilet rolls lol lol Then you have the middle aged bint in the gym, squatting at the weights, in her lycra pants, piss spraying into her invisible pad. If Roops tried that, it would look like she had two house bricks in her gusset. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Then you have the middle aged bint in the gym, squatting at the weights, in her lycra pants, piss spraying into her invisible pad. If Roops tried that, it would look like she had two house bricks in her gusset. the one about two small boys fighting under a blanket.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: the one about two small boys fighting under a blanket.... Did each have a wooden horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 You have a point and though advertising 'creatives' are the sort of folks usually found under a stone in a pond, you have to have some sympathy for them when confronted with a brief for an arsewipe client - that is, a client who manufactures arsewipes. You thought the 'do you scruch or do you fold?' contrived bollocks about how you use your bogroll was bad enough (what about the demographic that uses a blowtorch to remove their tagnuts, that's what I want to know!?), but where does one go from there? I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!' ....or must we forever remain in denial in the world of elfin woodland creatures, pastel shades and twee reminders about 'for all your everyday needs'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 09:25, Jiggerycock said: I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!' You're not a Viz reader, are you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did each have a wooden horse? That's a good one. Probably po go sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're not a Viz reader, are you? Going for a snip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're not a Viz reader, are you? I tbought you was talking about King Billy on his throne. Bare arsed and working tirelessly on his next scam - er sorryry, keeping the country together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You have a point and though advertising 'creatives' are the sort of folks usually found under a stone in a pond, you have to have some sympathy for them when confronted with a brief for an arsewipe client - that is, a client who manufactures arsewipes. You thought the 'do you scruch or do you fold?' contrived bollocks about how you use your bogroll was bad enough (what about the demographic that uses a blowtorch to remove their tagnuts, that's what I want to know!?), but where does one go from there? I mean, is the world ready for the raw honesty of a close up of a big sweaty, hairy 'King of Rock n' Roll' chuff, dangleberies a go-go and the tagline 'Andrex - for ace klinker removal. Buy some now!' ....or must we forever remain in denial in the world of elfin woodland creatures, pastel shades and twee reminders about 'for all your everyday needs'? There must be a hierarchy of Ad achievements. Even the incontinence pad ads are now pushing the envelope of what is acceptable to beam into the living/dining room. But I wobder too about the wretched actors who do these highly embarrassing ads- are they really THAT DESPERATE FOR WORK? Hard-core porn is probably their next stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Then you have the middle aged bint in the gym, squatting at the weights, in her lycra pants, piss spraying into her invisible pad. If Roops tried that, it would look like she had two house bricks in her gusset. She's an actress you know... pinch yourself, an actress who's given up. Next stop hardcore porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s sad enough that you watch bog roll adverts on the tv yet even sadder that you have to pass comment on them like some gormless special needs fuckwit in a day centre.... Reported for thread derailing. See you in the slammer cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I tbought you was talking about King Billy on his throne. Bare arsed and working tirelessly on his next scam - er sorryry, keeping the country together. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Cretin. Just trying to start a conversation. I fear you're becoming a stranger Billy. I think "clean" is greatly over rated as I've got by being at least half dirty. Billy if you divided your kingdom into the great unwashed and the merely clean which half would you execute if you had a choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Just trying to start a conversation. I fear you're becoming a stranger Billy. I think "clean" is greatly over rated as I've got by being at least half dirty. Billy if you divided your kingdom into the great unwashed and the merely clean which half would you execute if you had a choice? The black ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The black ones. Eric, you old leftie you😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The black ones. PC Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The black ones. This week I have been mostly eating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: This week I have been mostly eating... ..hallucinogens? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ..hallucinogens? I would like to send you a Baby Anabelle doll with her bespoke potty that she actually defecates into. That's after feeding her favourite baby foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I would like to send you a Baby Anabelle doll with her bespoke potty that she actually defecates into. That's after feeding her favourite baby foods. I think Eric prefers well crafted sharp instruments, if you are making a Christmas present list, CH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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