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13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Gurt used to PM me occasionally. Nothing pervy per-se, but something was definitely wrong with that cunt, in the sense you wouldn't want him as a babysitter. 

Wind in the willows nonce cunt.

I like to think of Gurt as our first collective punch bag. In those days it was me and you against the Corner and that cunt was just enough below the grade to act as low hanging fruit in easy reach of our spindly, weak newbie necks.

These days I don't even remember much about him apart from that one avatar.

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51 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I like to think of Gurt as our first collective punch bag. In those days it was me and you against the Corner and that cunt was just enough below the grade to act as low hanging fruit in easy reach of our spindly, weak newbie necks.

These days I don't even remember much about him apart from that one avatar.

I loved Extremecunt's avatar of the shredded suicide bomber spread across a pavement. Classy.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I loved Extremecunt's avatar of the shredded suicide bomber spread across a pavement. Classy.

Good old Ex knew how to make a statement. I'm not even sure he knew what statement he was making, but he knew how to make one.

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Just now, Roadkill said:

Good old Ex knew how to make a statement. I'm not even sure he knew what statement he was making, but he knew how to make one.

I can still remember that GTA video thing he posted of a big ginger cunt on a BMX chinning people and stealing their Porsches.

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16 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Good old Ex knew how to make a statement. I'm not even sure he knew what statement he was making, but he knew how to make one.

Was Nobgobbler actually a bird? That avatar used to give the oboe a little twinge picturing a Megan Fox looking twenty something in need of some protein, but given that this site is the finest collection of class a cunts from all four corners i seriously doubt it! 

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20 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Was Nobgobbler actually a bird? That avatar used to give the oboe a little twinge picturing a Megan Fox looking twenty something in need of some protein, but given that this site is the finest collection of class a cunts from all four corners i seriously doubt it! 

No idea. A lot of the people and conversations from the earlier days are lost in a literal haze for me.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

No idea. A lot of the people and conversations from the earlier days are lost in a literal haze for me.

After reading a few of the archived threads it's abundantly clear that the Judge has never once broken character. The fat fucker seemed even more opinionated, uninformed,  and made even more enemies back then. Credit where it's due, he's a thoroughbred cunt. Then again, i`d be an angry, Special Brew guzzling wanker if I was paralysed. 

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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Was Nobgobbler actually a bird? That avatar used to give the oboe a little twinge picturing a Megan Fox looking twenty something in need of some protein, but given that this site is the finest collection of class a cunts from all four corners i seriously doubt it! 

Careful, Maj.

When I first joined Pen had an avatar of a tasty blonde bird which got me all roistered up. Little did I know at the time that "she" was the double of Bernard Bresslaw, with a monstrous cock that could have sank the Titanic with a single poke.

I don't know whether Nobgobbler was packing a prize winning marrow, but regardless it was thick as fucking shit and undoubtedly stored whatever genitals it had down below in a shit-filled, adult nappy.

 

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12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm pretty sure Nobgobbler was a Yorkshire bird. The posting was 100% feminine, even with the regular 'fuck off Frank's'. @cuntspotter would probably know more. I know someone on here definitely knows, but I'm not saying who he is in case he doesn't want to be questioned about it.

Yorkshire, you say? 

Now I may have smoked more weed than was good for me this past week, but I'm starting to join up the dots.

Gobbie was Ding, wasted on amitriptyline and wearing his mother's dress. I can't recall them ever being logged on at the same time.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Yorkshire, you say? 

Now I may have smoked more weed than was good for me this past week, but I'm starting to join up the dots.

Gobbie was Ding, wasted on amitriptyline and wearing his mother's dress. I can't recall them ever being logged on at the same time.

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I'm just wondering how many clunge starved punters sent dick pics via PM.

Her absence could potentially be explained due to receiving a snap of Lord P`s Burmese Python. Even a slapper from Leeds who's knocked out eight kids of various shades would undoubtedly shudder and call it a day upon sight. 

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